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[EmissaryofLies]

 

"Where is Cullen"

"He's Calibrating the trebuchets" 

"How much calibrating can a person do"

 

I died laughing, shout out to my man Garrus 

 

 

 

Emissary missed this? How? Emissary must go back and see for himself.

[Alexius]

Hawke, in Inquisition:

 

"That's what happens when you try to change things: things change. You can't always control how."

[Al Foley]

For Humour- Every line in the scene where the advisors "catch" you with IB.  And the line where IB asks if you can borrow Cassandra's armour for later.

 

 

For Seriousness-     

Anora: "Bann Teagan, my father is doing what is best."
Teagan: "Did he also do what was best for your husband, Your Majesty?"

That line goes under the heading biggest burn in the Dragon Age universe. 

[teh DRUMPf!!]

 Shale: (*tells the story of master's death*).

 

Warden: So he accidentally pressed the "Kill Me" button?

 

Shale: Oh ho, ho, ho. It does like to laugh, doesn't it?

Shale: ... although yes, I suppose this is possible.

[JumboWheat01]

I'm surprised I haven't seen more Shale on this topic.  For such a deadpan voice and jaded outlook, she has some of the best comments and banter.

[inquartata02]

Might have been said already...

Viscount son is dead. His father is holding the body in shock/horror

Hawke: At least it can't get any worse. .. today. I mean, it's pretty late

 

Aveline calling Hawke out on it after they leave the chantry makes it even better: "'It's pretty late?' You ass."

[Ferretinabun]

Leliana: You aren't all stone, Shale. There's a good person inside you.

Shale: If so, it's because I ate them.

 

 

Or when you recruit Loghain and have him and Zevran in your party.

Zevran: You hired me to kill the grey warden.

Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.

Zevran: I regret to inform you that I failed in my mission.

 

 

The only line that really made me laugh out loud in Inquisition was:

Sera: Viv! Look! It's my butt!

Vivienne: However will I endure this horror? Someone fetch me a fainting couch.

[stonerbishop]

I'm surprised I haven't seen more Shale on this topic.  For such a deadpan voice and jaded outlook, she has some of the best comments and banter.

 "Are these pets? Mounts? Food? Night-time companions for half-blind hunters?"
Shale commenting on halla

[Exile Isan]

So I get this feeling that Cullen really doesn't like Chancellor Roderick.

 

Cullen: The Chancellor is a good indication of what to expect in Val Royeaux, however.

Inquisitor: Well, lets hope we find solutions, and not a cathedral full of Chancellors.

Cullen: The stuff of nightmares.

 

Josephine: Could you try not antagonizing Chancellor Roderick?

Cullen: If he offends so easily perhaps he should try leaving me alone.

[Karai9]

This thread is great! So many good quotes but I haven't seen these ones come up yet:

 

Talkative Man: That man over there. He's been staring at me for an hour. I counted.

Varric: Maybe he likes you.

Talkative Man: No. he knows. He knows that I know. But what he does not know is that I know that he knows that I know.

Varric: How do you know that he doesn't know that you know that he knows that you know, you know?

Talkative Man: What?

Varric: Exactly.

 

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Merrill: You remind me of Hahren Paivel, Varric. Only younger. And shorter. And not as serious.

Varric: So it's a close resemblance, then.

Merril: Well, he tells stories. And you tell stories. Although none of his begin, "No s**t, there I was."

Varric: I'll have to give him some better stories, then.

 

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Varric: I spy...

Cassandra: No.

Varric: But..

Cassandra: No.

Varric: (grunts) Well you should be good at finding things. Of course. . . you couldn't find Hawke

[Olwaye]

Probably already quoted but the full Broma brothers part between Oghren and Zevran in DA:O is to this day my favourite, Oghren "I am the pretty one." is delivered perfectly.

[Alexius]

Varric: I spy...

Cassandra: No.

Varric: But..

Cassandra: No.

Varric: (grunts) Well you should be good at finding things. Of course. . . you couldn't find Hawke

 

Ouch, burn.

[mbeckham]

dragon age comic 

 

Aliastair: Can't you knock 

 

 

Morrigan: 'Tis a hallway

[The Hierophant]

"I have a bad feeling about this."

[Yulia]

Isabella: "Men are only good for one thing. Women are good for six" that's my favorite line ever out of the series lol but my favorite banter is between Merril and Isabella.

 

Merril: "how do you do that thing when you walk?"

Isabella: "what thing?"

Merril: "You have a certain swagger about you. When I try it, I trip over my own feet"

Isabella: "It's something you learn. It's a lot like sex. If it's bad, it's disappointing and everybody laughs. Do it right and it's satisfying for everybody."

Merril: "I'm done asking questions for a while...."

[JumboWheat01]

On the note with Isabella...

 

• Varric: I **** you not, Rivaini, it was this big.
• Isabela: There's no way. Impossible! I've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size.
• Varric: Would I lie about something so critical?
• Hawke: What are you two talking about?
• Varric: We're discussing knives, of course. Well, daggers, technically. I never remember the difference.
• Varric: Why? What did you think we were talking about?

[JackPoint]

• Isabela: "My dear, you wouldn't consider...leaving Alistair with me, would you? Perhaps let me borrow him for a week every summer? I'm sure we could work out a deal."
• Warden: "Would you lend me your ship?"
• Isabela: "Of course not! You would misuse the ship-- Which, I suppose, is exactly what I would do with Alistair, though I suspect he would enjoy it while the ship wouldn't."
• Alistair: "Not that the idea of being borrowed isn't terribly fascinating, but let's not forget the darkspawn. There may not be a week every summer, or any summer."
• Isabela: "Darkspawn! Is this the only thing men think about these days? What about the good old obsessions? Breasts, firm buttocks, wet frocks?"
• Alistair: "Hmm... wet frocks..."

Made me howl when i 1st played this out. I miss thee writing from DA2, sad that DA3 as none of it.

[Lewie]

'You're looking as beautiful as ever my lady'

 

1. Thank You.

2. Flatterer.

3. Go soak your head.

 

 

'I guarantee they won't take us by surprise, that's why i'm here.'

 

You see ser knight we might die, but we'll be warned about it first.

 

 

Quizzy: 'If you don't take a break, your heart is going to stop'.

 

Josie: 'At least it will spare me another incident'.

 

[teh DRUMPf!!]

 

On the note with Isabella...

 

• Varric: I **** you not, Rivaini, it was this big.
• Isabela: There's no way. Impossible! I've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size.
• Varric: Would I lie about something so critical?
• Hawke: What are you two talking about?
• Varric: We're discussing knives, of course. Well, daggers, technically. I never remember the difference.
• Varric: Why? What did you think we were talking about?

 

 

LOL! That exchange is best with Carver in the party. He takes the bait and bites HARD.

[narcoman]

Cassandra: You are the one the maker have chosen. (or something like this)

The Inquisitor: You do realize i'm a Qunari right.

[stonerbishop]

Nathaniel to Velanna.
I would never presume to lighten your mood my lady

(Paraphrased)

[JumboWheat01]

Okay, since I have restarted a Dragon Age series playthrough, I just have to include this one, since I just ran into it.

 

Alistair: Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?

 

Just the way he says it is so amazing.  And so is the retort.

 

Warden: I have licked my share of lampposts and then some.

[Paragonslustre]

Not a line, but I do love King Alistair on the war table mission where he refers to the Venatori infiltrators as rats but with magic and nasty sneers.  Then (not directly quoted) 'something, something grateful something.  Wait did you just write that?  I swear you Scribes do it on purpose'.  I know a lot of folks regard Alistair as an idiot but at least he's my idiot ..... wait, that's another one, lol.

[keesio74]

This:

 

Oghren has a lot of gems.