I liked talking with the mother in Val Royeaux , the one making a scandal and getting punched in the face.
She said something like 'For you to be true , many things must be false.And if you're fake , many things must have failed."
I guess it's a nice way to say "we're screwed."
Honestly I didn't read them all so sorry if this was posted. But when you comment about not getting Alexius anything to Dorian and he chimes - get him a fruit basket, everyone loves those!
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It's not really my favorite because as everyone knows nothing without Sigrun could be the best, but this just happened and it made me spit my coffee out laughing. Spoilered because it's just a litany of profanity. That's my Sera!
Warden: You could try telling the Darkspawn they're in the wrong place. (Tower of Ishal)
Alistair: Right, because clearly this was all just a big misunderstanding. We'll laugh about it later!
^Then I inevitably pictured The Warden and Alistair accompanied by two Genlocks in a tavern holding mugs of ale and laughing in little evil-goblin voices. What also made this funny was Alistair looking and sounding annoyed when making this joke, not being the usual wisecrack.
Warden: You could try telling the Darkspawn they're in the wrong place. (Tower of Ishal)
Alistair: Right, because clearly this was all just a big misunderstanding. We'll laugh about it later!
^Then I inevitably pictured The Warden and Alistair accompanied by two Genlocks in a tavern holding mugs of ale and laughing in little evil-goblin voices. What also made this funny was Alistair looking and sounding annoyed when making this joke, not being the usual wisecrack.
Lovely mental image, thanks for sharing! 
I will think of that when I replay Origins.
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Ooh, I love when Iron Bull's in the Fade. XD
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When Cole's in Val Royeaux with the Inquisitor and starts helping people.
"He wants to tie his wife's hands to the bed post. With silk ribbons. He's afraid she'll hate him."
"The woman in the red dress thinks you'd look good naked. She wants someone to compliment her hat."
Since I'm re-doing Dragon Age again, I'll share a couple I wasn't paying as much attention to before.
Violent Warden voice going into stealth: "A little back-stabbing never hurt anyone. Hehehehe..." It's such an evil chuckle.
Anders (Awakening) Removed from Party: "Andraste's Knicker-Weasels!"
I don't know what a knicker-weasel is, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to meet one.
Sera: Rose! No wait, Robin's egg.
Cassandra: Is this a game?
Sera: Trying to guess the colour of your underpants
Cassandra: I don't wear underpants.
Sera: (Laughs) Did everyone hear that!?
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My absolute fav line is from DA2 the Legacy DLC when you are fighting Corypheus who just keeps throwing everything at you.
Varric: "If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!"
It's even more funny now when you think about what you battle before you defeat him in Inquisition.
That makes this Dorian/Varric banter more funny to me:My absolute fav line is from DA2 the Legacy DLC when you are fighting Corypheus who just keeps throwing everything at you.
Varric: "If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!"
It's even more funny now when you think about what you battle before you defeat him in Inquisition.
(Jowan introduces Lily) "my condolences Lily"
(Leliana talks about the stars) "So? Go help Alistair make supper."
These made me chuckle.
When Cole's in Val Royeaux with the Inquisitor and starts helping people.
"He wants to tie his wife hands to the bed post. With silk ribbons. He's afraid she'll hate him."
"The woman in the red dress thinks you'd look good naked. She wants someone to complement her hat."
Yeah, pretty much anything that comes out of Cole's mouth is pure gold.
Examples:
"Get to the boat. Get to the boat. They won't catch me on water, get to the boat. She didn't get to the boat."
"The mud wants my feet to stay."
I love how he questions whether the Inquisitor will talk to him later. "Probably." and "How do you know?"
One of my favourite lines, wherein the audio cuts out by the end ( 
), was in DA2 when Aggressive Hawke gets to the guards pinned down by Evet's Marauders, and makes them fight them.
*menacing face* "Anyone who doesn't fight will be considered a deserter. And we all know what happens to deserters..."
Also, when Isabela tells Agressive Hawke to make giving her up to Castillon look convincing. "Oh, I'll make it look convincing." Scares the sh!t out of Izzy. xD
Not so much a dialogue but when you as a warrior interview the elf chick that is a reaver an she laughs and you get the option to laugh with her.
I chose that option and sprayed my tv-screen with the coffe i just had in my mouth
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This post is to actually showcase a missed opportunity. It is during Leliana's mission to the Valence chantry. In this playthrough, Leliana has been hardened, so... yeah, throat cut. Anyway, the scene goes:
"The righteous stand before the darkness and The Maker shall guide their... *gurgle gurgle*" - Natalie
I was actually waiting for a few seconds for Leliana to calmly say, "hand" and walk away. That would have been priceless.
And Isabella, her and Varric are great:
Varric: Rivaini, stop looking at my chest. My eyes are up here.Isabela: But the chest hair...Varric: Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object!Isabela: Uh, Varric?Varric: (Laughs) Just shitting you.Isabela: Come to me, and I'll take you to places you've never been...Varric: Isabela... Are you talking to Bianca?Isabela: I think she deserves to feel a woman's touch on her trigger, don't you?Varric: Bianca responds to my touch. She'd never give it up for you.Isabela: That's what they always say, and I always prove them wrong.Varric: Stop it. You're confusing her. And me.
This reminds me of that time Isabela said Varric should be made a paragon..... of manliness.
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My absolute fav line is from DA2 the Legacy DLC when you are fighting Corypheus who just keeps throwing everything at you.
Varric: "If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!"
It's even more funny now when you think about what you battle before you defeat him in Inquisition.
The moment he saw Corypheus' dragon in DA:I he should've just thrown his arms in the air and been like, "That's it. I'm done."
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Hawkesnark: "She's on to you... quickly, Petrice, lie harder!"
I call him/her "SarcastaHawke", lol.
Warden on Morrigan if dark ritual is rejected
" i did not ask you to come back did I?"
Currently is and forever will be this one:
Can't remember the exact speech but it's when Dorian and Sera have their 'Your people are shite' competition.
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