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[zambingo]

"Well, ****." Said Varric.

[Ice Cold J]

"Right in the dangly bag." - Sera
Isabela and Aveline's dialogue in Mark of the Assassin.
"Have fun storming the castle!" - Shale
Most any argument between Morrigan and Alistair from Origins.

[max999]

Dorian - Just once, we should enter a cave and find normal sized spiders!

 

Inquisitor - I should go.

 

Josephine (in shock and reacting to Iron Bull, Inquisitor sex) - I cannot move my legs.

[Winged Silver]

"Your glibness does you no credit"

- Mage to Alistair

[Vicious]

Sera to Dorian, "So you and the inquisitor eh? What's that like? Jousting?"

 

lmao

[MACharlie1]

"Facilitate me."

 

"Apostate prostitute? Apostitutes!" 

[MissMayhem96]

"WHO IS DEES WOOMMAAN TEEGAAAAN" -Lady isolde DA:O

[Orian Tabris]

"Facilitate me."

"Oh! I could get it embroidered on my blouse!"

[Orian Tabris]

"May I rest my head on your bosom? I wish to cry." - Zevran

"We now have a dog, and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party." - Morrigan

"A mass of flesh crawling over the entire landscape like a river of slugs. That's my definition of a city." - Shale

"I would just point at you and say, 'That's a slattern.'" - Aveline

"Creators, that's a big one!" - Merrill. Out of context, it's hilarious.

"Hand-prints? Has someone been swinging on the chandelier? Sandal/Merrill..." - Hawke

"He's a spirit. He offered me his aid. I hardly think you're one to criticise." Merrill to Anders

"Alright, so she said to look at the crest sideways, then cover the... Sweet Maker, Isabela! I can't unsee that!" - Hawke

 

Shale: "Why does the swamp witch still travel with the Grey Wardens?"

Morrigan: You are of the opinion that I should not be?"

Shale: "I am curious. It seems as if it has little reason to stay.

Morrigan: "The same could be said of you. There is no control rod commanding your presence, golem."

Shale: "I have no history, and thus no purpose. The same cannot be said for the swamp witch. Its purpose is simply unknown."

Morrigan: "Keep asking questions and I shall turn into a bird. I can do that."

Shale: *Snorts* "I have no fear of birds."

Morrigan: "Oh, I didn't say you were afraid. I would simply hover out of reach, hovering, waiting until..."

Shale: "Enough! I shall be silent."

Morrigan: "Excellent choice."

[MrGDL87]

Bull's Charger Scene

 

Dalish: Now sir ... you know I am not a mage. That would make me an apostate!

Bull: You carry a staff, Dalish

Dalish: It's a bow!

Krem: A bow with a giant crystal at the tip?

Dalish: Yes ... it's for aiming. An old elven trick you wouldn't understand! 

[Koneko Koji]

My first thought was the "Swooping is bad"

then I got totally derailed with laughter by reading this thread to think of any more.

[AngelOfOutlaws]

Anything with Dog. I loved the awkward subtitles. 

 

*Conversational barking*

[JumboWheat01]

Anything with Dog. I loved the awkward subtitles. 

 

*Conversational barking*

 

For a character that simply cannot "speak," the dog does have a lot of interesting banter tied to him.  Such as...

 

• Finn: "Do you ever wish you had the freedom to p!ss anywhere and not have people stare at you?"
• Ariane: "No. Do you?"
• Finn: "Er... no! Of course not..."

[SpiritMuse]

One of Cullen's war table cards:

"Since we are being barbaric, why not stick her head on a pike? That was a joke - please don't ask for her head on a pike. (Sighs.) You want her head on a pike."

The ensuing report is also pretty funny. Exasperated!Cullen is the best. XD

[LaughingWolf]

Tie between:

 

Hawke: "I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair."

 

Dorian: "I'm here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part's less difficult." 

[JumboWheat01]

Tie between:

 

Hawke: "I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair."

 

Dorian: "I'm here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part's less difficult." 

 

Sarcasta-Hawke and Dorian could fill volumes with their questionable wit.  Imagine if they actually worked together for a while?

[lynroy]

Sarcasta-Hawke and Dorian could fill volumes with their questionable wit.  Imagine if they actually worked together for a while?

I'd pay to see that!

[Joe_S]

Heard a new conversation last night between Cass and Bull (my Inky is romancing Bull) that made me laugh out loud:

 

Cass: "You know Bull, she has a lock on the door in her quarters."

Bull: "Yea, but I get distracted...."

 

Then Cass said something about understanding the distraction or words to that effect.

 

And Bull in the grove in Exalted Plains, when you find the big hand statue:

 

"Anyone need a hand?  <laughs>" 

 

Was just a silly moment.

[Dr. rotinaj]

Some of the battle cries from DA2 are amazing. I only got to hear them in a video though.

 

"THERE'S A DONKEY IN THE SPOON DRAWER"

"WHO RIDES THE PALE HORSE NOW?!?"

"Regroup! Regoup! Pea soup!"

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=rJZSW-WdN_c

[AngelOfOutlaws]

Every single time Sera sends a Red Jenny mission to the War Table. Cullen's initial reports and suggestions are priceless. 

[Emmy]

Banter between Blackwall and Solas about Solas getting it on with Fade spirits. I almost fell out of my chair.

[MiyuEmi]

Heard this one with my new Inquisitor.  Very sweet.

 

Dorian: Could I adore you any more?  Probably not.

[Dusk Wolf]

Currently I'd have to say this one if only because it's fresh in my memory and it's very well written. Kind of rings with echoes of the Bard himself: 

"His lips on mine speaks words not voiced / A prayer which travels down my spine like flames that shatter night / His eyes reflect the heaven’s stars, The Maker’s light / My body opens, filled and blessed / My spirit there, not merely housed in flesh but brought to life"

[Shinobu]

Sera to Dorian, "So you and the inquisitor eh? What's that like? Jousting?"

 

lmao

 Dorian to Sera: "Fewer horses, marginally. More cheering, definitely!"

[Fireheart]

"You would attempt to put a puppet on the throne and every soul here knows it. The better question is, 'Who will pull the strings?' Ah! And here we have the puppeteer!" 

 

Basically, I love all of Loghain's lines at the Landsmeet. I've watched it so many times, I memorized all of them...