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[Orian Tabris]

Isabela during Aveline's Act 2 quest: "Get him drunk. Shame is a great equaliser."

 

"Facilitate me."

 

"Apostate prostitute? Apostitutes!" 

 

Oh, I just realised you wrote "Facilitate me." you meant "Felicitate me."

[JumboWheat01]

As I'm closing up in Dragon Age 2, I need to release a classic onto the forum.

 

Hawke: "Look on the bright side, it can't get any worse.  Not today, at least.  It's getting pretty late."

 

Short while later...

 

Aveline: "It's getting pretty late?  You ass."

 

 

You'd think by that point in the story she'd be used to it.

[Mirth]

Not sure if this is posted, but in just heard it and LOL..

Solas: I heard you in the training grounds this morning.
Blackwall: oh? We're we too loud?? I was running some new recruits through training.
Solas: No.... no...... children don't learn unless you shout at them...


The image of Blackwall running a bunch of little kids through drills was too much. Having children of my own just made the whole conversation even more funny.

[Rannah]

Another lovely banter about Blackwall:

 

Dorian: What would you say Blackwall's best feature is, Vivienne?

Vivienne: His absence, of course.

Blackwall: I can hear both of you

 

Vivienne is just full of sweetness.

[MACharlie1]

"I like big boats. I cannot lie."

[Teophne]

Having forgotten most of the golden stuff I gotta go with a few favourites from Inquisition:

 

Red Bull: "I like it here. You guys have redheads. I love redheads."

 

Blackwall: "Save the ****** world, if pressed."

 

[Lebanese Dude]

Warden: "And what has the world done to you?"

 

Flemeth: "That is between the world and me."

 

I hold in vain hope that Flemeth isn't really dead. 

[Lebanese Dude]

"Your glibness does you no credit"

- Mage to Alistair

 

That entire exchange is burned into my memory for some weird reason.

 

The line that stands out for me is: "What her reverence desires is of no concern to me". 

[agonis]

There is also that little talk between our favorite dwarfen scout Harding and the Inquisitor (translated from German):

 

I: There has been talk?

 

H: Yes, that you are our only hope and that everything is lost if you fail.

 

I: Great.

[lynroy]

"Thieves made off with our stores of cookie dough. Now it's personal" --Cabot

Been stuck on that line fore a long while now.

[ThreeF]

Hissing Wastes

 

Sera: The veil is booored here

Dorian: It's not the only one

 

(the location is what makes this convo perfect)

[Roxy]

Aveline: "It's pretty late?" You a$$.

 

 

 

Dorian: Ah Solas. You startled me. You're always so...nondescript.

 

Solas: Please speak up! I can't hear you over your outfit!

 

 

I've got many more favorite banters but it's late and I'm tired lol...

[Lebanese Dude]

Inquisitor: Are you saying you want me to court you.

Cassandra: No! *leaves*

*sound of door shutting followed by brief pause and then the sound of the door opening; Cassandra comes back*

Cassandra: I changed my mind.

 

I loved her romance. It was glorious.

[Lebanese Dude]

Haven't finished it, but that scene killed me. XD

Had to restart the playthrough as an elf, though, because the human Inquisitor's age is confirmed to be roughly 21, whereas Cassandra is around 40. Too much of an age gap for my liking.

 

Where was it confirmed?

They're the youngest in the Trevelyan family but that could mean anything, especially if you ignore the description text.

[Anaeme]

Flemeth

 

"Alas, as long as the music plays...we dance"

[myahele]

Morrigan: "He would be better off without me...just like I would've been better off without you"

Flemeth: "Listen to the voices (in your head) they will teach you more, as I never had" or something like that

 

Leliana to Alistair: Complete fools are made kings all the time and you're not a complete fool"

Leliana "You're wading through her swamp!"

 

Sarcastic Hawk to angry elf npc quest giver "We can alwayss raise him up from the dead and kill him again"

 

Breaking up with Anders "Sorry you just weren't that good"

[Current Future]

I'm surprised not to see this exchange on here:

 

Mother Giselle: “I don’t know what you think you’re doing.”

Dorian: “I’m being clucked at by a hen, evidently.”

Mother Giselle: “Don’t play the fool with me, young man!”

Dorian: “If I wanted to play the fool, I could be rather more convincing, I assure you.”

Mother Giselle: “Your glib tongue does you no credit.”

Dorian: “You’d be surprised at the credit my tongue gets me, Your Reverance.”

[Lebanese Dude]

If you talk to Dagna you tell her that you were eleven during the Blight.

 

Oh... well if that's true then ... damnit...

 

Well I'll stick to my headcanon that my Inquisitor is 30-something. Good thing I didn't exhaust Dagna's dialogue options.

[Orian Tabris]

If you talk to Dagna you tell her that you were eleven during the Blight.

 

O.o Really? Can you provide video proof of that?

[PCThug]

If that is indeed true, that's one haggard looking 21 year old you can make.

[Giantdeathrobot]

When Cole's in Val Royeaux with the Inquisitor and starts helping people.

 

"He wants to tie his wife's hands to the bed post. With silk ribbons. He's afraid she'll hate him."

"The woman in the red dress thinks you'd look good naked. She wants someone to compliment her hat."

 

Wingman Cole was probably the best cutscene in Inquisition.

 

Other mentions;

 

(while infiltrating Fort Drakon)

Leliana: Isn't this fun?

Sten (in the most deadpan tone possible): Yes, truly my life has reached its apex.

 

Wynne: Zevran, I'm old enough to be your grandmother.

Zevran: You say that like it's a bad thing!

 

Hawke: It can't get much worse. Today. I mean, it's getting late.

Aveline: ''It's getting late''? You ass.

 

And the best burn of it all;

 

Anora: Bann Teagan, my father does what he believes is best.

Teagan: Did he also do what was best for your husband, Your Majesty?

[Lebanese Dude]

 

 

Anora: Bann Teagan, my father does what he believes is best.

Teagan: Did he also do what was best for your husband, Your Majesty?

 

Best clapback in DAO.