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[SmilesJA]

I thought it tasted like chicken. 

[Orian Tabris]

Merrill, when Varric gets OK'd: "Varric, if you are faking, I will strangle you!"

 

Merrill: "Everything here is cold, hard stone. I wish I'd worn shoes with soles, now."

 

Merrill on the qunari: "They're so big and grim. What do you suppose would happen if I tickled one of them?"

 

Merrill: "Is that your house? Oh, it's not so far from mine! We're neighbours! ...Except for the different neighbourhoods thing."

 

I reckon if Hawke could have been qunari, we'd still be able to romance Merrill:

"You know, I sort of miss the Qunari. They didn't talk much, but they were easy on the eyes."

[Dieb]

"Who's the twelve-year-old now?" -Blackwall

 

In general, the whole Blackwall and Sera of all people forming this bond over being outcasts, is one of my favourite little sub stories in the third game. They were my regular party members way before that started, so I initially thought that was some kind of new dynamic pseudo-socialization feature, dependend on party composition.

[Orian Tabris]

When the Inquisition is sitting down to play Wicked Grace, Cullen looses all of his money and his clothes. Cole's response is priceless:

 

"It comes off! I didn't know it came off!"

 

"Never bet against an Antivan, commander."

[MACharlie1]

Did he curl your toes? Dampen your divine? Grey you warden? Master your taint?

[Soulmirror]

Mine was a timing thing and a statement...

 

 The first time my Female Mage Inquisitor climbed up a ladder (robes on), I hear Varric below me " I spy with my wandering eye".......

at least Cassandra told him to shut up

[Rannah]

It's difficult not to keep walking past Cullen at the Winter Palace to eavesdrop on the sexual harassment happening. He even receives some inquiries (with the thoughts of marriage/liaison) later on according to Josephine. My favorite line of his is still the, "Did you just grab my bottom?" The fact that he says "bottom" instead of "butt" or "ass" makes it all the better. Oh, Cullen.

 

Finally ! I found what Blackwall said about poor Cullen at the Winter palace:

 

"Nine different ladies and six gentlemen have asked Cullen to dance.

I think he's received two offers of marriage.

He might need a bodyguard."

[Bi_Winning]

"What's a Mekel?"

[ComedicSociopathy]

Lavellan: What's the Temple of Mythal?

[Shahadem]

Merril: "By the dread wolf! Why is my house always such a mess when people are here! It's clean sometimes I swear."

[Endee]

"Please, do not fondle Andraste."

[Esther]

Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?

Sten: Yes.

Morrigan: I... what did you say?

Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?

[Hexoduen]

Morrigan (to Dog): " Why do you keep staring at me so, you flea-ridden beast? Can you not tell when you are not wanted? "

 

or

 

Merrill: " Everything here is cold, hard stone. I wish I'd worn shoes with soles now "

[agonis]

Sarcastic Hawke in the Fade (DA:I):

 

"If this is the afterlife the Chantry owes me an apology. This looks nothing like the Maker's bosoms."

[Sarcastic Tasha]

Warden: Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back.

 

 

 

 

 

(I'm not being sarcastic, I genuinely love that line)

[Cecilia]

I remember a banter between Dorian and Varric about bein' ass deep in trouble, can't recall the exact phrasing.  Makes me think Varric is a man who appreciates a fine posterior.

 

iirc it was a bet and Dorian was like "this is more knee high not ass deep" and Varric said "not from where I'm standing" and Dorian said "trust a dwarf to lower the bar"

 

(also Dorian betting against you)

[Ziggy XT]

 

Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?

Sten: Yes.

Morrigan: I... what did you say?

Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?

 

lol this was one of mine also but you left out my favorite part out

 

Morrigan: How strong are my... teeth?

Sten: You will also need a pry bar. I may try to nuzzle, but you must heat it or it may not get my attention.

 

can't remember the exact words but that is pretty close. i believe the next line is Morrigan saying  nevermind.

 

 

My favorite still is Cass's Deal.With.It. for some reason seeing the periods in the caption made it all the more funny to me.

[Cecilia]

All her banters with Iron Bull are fantastic. The relationship they develop is... actually kind of nice. She's almost maternal.

Vivienne: You cannot go shirtless in front of the preeminent nobles of Orlais. Let us see...
Iron Bull: Hey... I had a shirt in Halamshiral!
Vivienne: In Halamshiral, you were a blade of cheap iron. When I am done, you will shine like a gleaming dawnstone saber.
Vivienne: A purple coat, tight at the waist, slashed with silver, emerald accents. Open at the collar to accentuate your chest.
Vivienne: Every woman will want you. Every man will want to be you.
Iron Bull: Well... alright. Tell me more about the coat.

And

Vivienne: Now, Bull, the steps of the dance of six candles?
Iron Bull: Wait a minute! I know what this is. You're screwing with me because you look like a Tamassran. It's the whole "authoritative female" thing. Plus, that hat with the horns... you've been playing me. Well, I was trained by the Ben-Hassrath. You think I don't know how to handle manipulation?
Vivienne: Bull. Step step turn...
Iron Bull: (Sighs.) Step, shuffle, spin... ...ma'am.

That hat with the horns killed me.

 

Can we all agree that Viv would make the world's most OP interrogator? 

 

Oh also~

 

 

 

• Varric: I have a serious question for you, Iron Lady.
• Vivienne: I can hardly wait.
• Varric: In the Imperial Court, if someone use the wrong fork at dinner, is that worse than death or just social suicide?
• Vivienne: It's impossible to say, my dear. Anyone who is ever so mis-stepped would (be) stabbed to death with the proper fork.

 

And

 

 

 

 

Vivienne: Do say whatever you're thinking, darling. If you hold it in any longer your face will split apart.

Varric: No, no, I don't want to bother you.

Vivienne: It's your face.

Varric: It's just... I was wondering how you got your nickname: Madame De Fer.

Vivienne: It was bestowed by a Marquis, sadly no longer with us.

Varric: Alright, that's a good one. I'm writing that down for later.

Vivienne: Am I to understand that you... are writing a book about me?

Varric: Well, it's just notes right now.

Vivienne: What kind of book is it?

Varric: I was planning on a political thriller: some backstabbing, power grabbing, maybe a murder or two. The Winter Palace was kinda inspiring and uh... apparently I got plenty of readers there. I've never really done an Orlesian serial. It's a gamble but, you never know.

Vivienne: And what role do I play in this thriller of yours?

Varric: Actually, (nervous laugh), you're the villain.

Vivienne: (laughs.)

Varric: Alright, how much trouble am I in for this book?

Vivienne: Don't be ridiculous, darling. Why would you be in trouble?

Varric: For the villain thing?

Vivienne: Not at all! I find it delightful.

Varric: Seriously?

Vivienne: My dear, if I didn't want for people to fear me, I wouldn't dress like this. The book is perfect.

───────

Vivienne: Varric darling, what manner of villain am I in your novel?

Varric: You're the, er, scheming duchess? Coldly manoeuvring her political rivals into a trap.

Vivienne: Yes, but what am I wearing? You are not going to describe me in anything less than the latest fashions are you?

Varric: I'm... going to spend the next few weeks researching Orlesian gowns, aren't I?

Vivienne: Yes, my dear. And my mask should be inlaid with opals.

[Sarcastic Tasha]

I liked it the first 50 times I heard it.  Then I downloaded the creation kit and figured out how to alter the save file to change her voice over to experienced.

 

Yeah I think after about 50 times it started to annoy me then after about another 50 I started to like it again. Maybe I find the familiarity of it kind of comforting? Not sure. Same goes for the "I will destroy you!" and "enemies are everywhere!" in Mass Effect.

 

Another of my favourite repetitive lines from Dragon Age:

 

Merrill: Do you think they're tiring? I'm tiring.

 

Merrill: I only have a little left.

 

When blood magic is on and most of her mana is being used for sustained spells she pretty much constantly repeats these despite the fact she can use her health to fuel her spells and therefore does not only have a little left. But that's why I find it funny.

 

 

 

 

Some lines I didn't discover from DA2 until my second or third playthrough are from when you try to use a non-rogue to open a locked door/chest (although I think if there's a rogue that can open the lock in the party they will speak instead to offer to open it for you)

 

Merrill: No. Definitely not. Ever! (To be honest its the way she says that one more than the line itself)

 

Aveline: Unlikely and you know it. 

 

Anders: What do you think I am? Magic?

[nikitalauncher]

Going to echo those who've said nearly everything sarcastic Hawke said. I loved my jerk-Hawke. You can practically hear him mentally high-fiving himself every other sentence.

 

It's a simple moment, but I also loved Dorian's squeaky-voiced response to male Trevelyan when they were discussing the fact that they are distantly related. After Dorian tells him they can still flirt:

 

Trevelyan: Uh . . . yay?

Dorian: Indeed. Yay!

[nikitalauncher]

I also just remembered this one Hawke says to the seneschal when he's complaining at the start of Act 3:

 

"When viscounts die, it's the sycophants who truly suffer."

[Linkenski]

"That's what happens when you try to change things... things change" - wise words from Hawke in DA:I... I can't even begin to understand how wise they are.