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Helios969

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Leliana trolling Sten.

 

Leliana: I saw what you were doing back there.

Sten: Oh?

Leliana: Don't play innocent with me.

Sten: What are you talking about?

Leliana: You were picking flowers.

Sten: No I wasn't

Leliana: YOU were.

Sten: They were medicinal.

Leliana: You're a big softy.

Sten: We will never speak of this again.

Leliana: Softy.

 

Then later.

 

Sten: Stop that.

Leliana: (giggles) Stop what?

Sten: That. Looking at me a giggling.

Leliana: I can't help it (continues to giggle).  You're so big and stoic.  Who would've thought you'd be a big softy.

Sten: Stop saying that.  I am a soldier of the Beresad.  I am not a softy!

Leliana: (giggles) Softy.

Sten: I hate humans.


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#502
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Vivienne: "I'm going to need a long bath to get the Ferelden stink off."



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DorianOh, look—a dragon. What a perfect way to ruin our day.


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#504
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Anything Anders and Oghren! They are hilarious together! :D

◾ Anders: You don't actually think your jokes are funny, do you?
◾ Oghren: Could have sworn that fly was buzzing again.
◾ Anders: "HAR! Let me tell you about my life in one word!" (Belches)
◾ Oghren: "Oh no! Don't take me back to the tower! I'm far, far too delicate!"
◾ Anders: "I'm not only a dwarf, I'm a moron! Listen to me fart!"
◾ Oghren: "Oh no, big templar man! What are you going to do with that sword?"
◾ Anders: Eww.
◾ Oghren: Don't play with fire unless you want to get burned, son.

───────

◾ Oghren: What?
◾ Anders: What, what?
◾ Oghren: You were staring at me, you manskirt-wearing freak.
◾ Anders: Oh, I thought you were being attacked by a wild animal. But it was only your beard.
◾ Oghren: You think you're so clever, don't you? Sparkle-fingers!

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◾ Nathaniel: How do the templars always find you, Anders?
◾ Anders: Incredibly angry, that's how they find me.
◾ Nathaniel: There must be some trick to it, surely.
◾ Anders: They began recruiting women. The male templars never stopped to ask for directions.
◾ Nathaniel: You're impossible to talk to.
◾ Anders: I do my best!
 

Anders (Upon finding the secret passage in Kal'Hirol): "I once started a rumor about secret passages in the tower. Had the templars pressing their noses to the walls for months. Hilarious!"

 

I miss Awakening Anders!


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#505
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I miss Awakening Anders!

Awakening Anders was so, so awesome. Why did he have to turn into that abomination? Both literally and figuratively.


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#506
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Awakening Anders was so, so awesome. Why did he have to turn into that abomination? Both literally and figuratively.


Yeah, he really was. I'm very sad they took him in that direction. They ruined him imo. :(


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megageeklizzy

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...too many to choose from.  I could make a huge post of my favorite conversations, but I'll just go with my favorite lines, as per the thread title.

 

From Origins (funny followed by serious):

 

 

Morrigan: If I feel the need to suck anything of yours, Alistair, you'll be the first to know.
 
Lelianna: Ah...then let's see what's in those trousers.  I like to make informed decisions, after all.
 
Zevran: But it is a marvelous bossom...I have seen women half your age who have not held up half so well.  Perhaps it is a magical bossom?
 
Shale: I am made of rock.  That does not make me dense.
 
Morrigan: Faith.  How quickly those who have no answers invoke that word.
 
Morrigan: Victory without cost has little worth.

 

Justice: Apathy is a weakness.

 

 

From Inquisition(I didn't play 2.  Also, I probably have too many Solas lines, because I like him.):

 

 

Cole:I'm sorry, Cole, but with your gift, I fear that you might see the path I now must walk in solitude forever.  This fate is mine alone. Indeed, I would not wish it on an enemy, much less someone that I once cared for.
 
Solas: The wise must sometimes give people what they need, not what they want.
 
Varric: But we went on living. he lost everyone, but he still got up every morning. He made a life, even if it was alone.  That's the world. Everything you build, it tears down. Everything you've got, it takes--and it's gone forever.  The only choices you get are to lie down and die or keep going. He kept going. That's as close to beating the world as anyone gets.

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#508
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Amidst all the bluster Varric is a pretty wise dude


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#509
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Oghren: "BURP" (after drinking darkspawn blood)



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Leliana trolling Sten.

 

Leliana: I saw what you were doing back there.

Sten: Oh?

Leliana: Don't play innocent with me.

Sten: What are you talking about?

Leliana: You were picking flowers.

Sten: No I wasn't

Leliana: You were.

Sten: They were medicinal.

Leliana: You're a big softy.

Sten: We will never speak of this again.

Leliana: Softy.

 

Then later.

 

Sten: Stop that.

Leliana: *giggles* Stop what?

Sten: That.  Looking at me a giggling.

Leliana: I can't help it.  *continues to giggle*  You're so big and stoic.  Who would've thought you'd be a big softy.

Sten: Stop saying thatI am a soldier of the Beresaad.  I am not a softy!

Leliana: *giggles* Softy.

Sten: I hate humans.

 

Codex for Vashoth: The Grey Ones ends in much the same way.

 

Why do you keep asking me about the Qun? I'm not Qunari. I met a human once who made shoes. Why don't you tell me about shoe-making?

You've met more Qunari than I have. I've lived my whole life here in Nevarra.

No, I'm not Tal-Vashoth. Tal-Vashoth are rebels. You can't rebel against something you've never seen. I'm Vashoth.

No, I didn't use the same word. It's "Vashoth," not "Tal-Vashoth." Nobody told me humans couldn't hear speech.

No.

No.

I hate humans.

~ Unused portion of a transcript from an interview with Issala, a Qunari goat herder, found in the notes of Brother Genitivi


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#511
megageeklizzy

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Warden: "Levi, I'm afraid your great-great-grandmother is possessed."


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Isabela: If it can't bring you gold or giggles, what's the point in dwelling on it?



#513
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From Anders in Awakening: "All I want is a hot meal, a pretty girl, and the right to shoot lightning at fools."


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My new favorite line in Inquisition has to be during Vivienne and solas final personal quest. At the end of the scene when the dialog while comes up the middle one give you the option choice of I don't know what to say.   But the Inquisitors actual line is Well **** after hearing that it turned into the best line ever. 



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"What's a Meckel?"

 

By far the best line.

 

You can say what you want about DAII, in my opinion, the dialogue was best there.



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Anytime I start a new game, and I meet chancellor Rhoderick with Leliana for the first time - I have to choose:

 

"So none of you are really in charge here?"

 

Just so I can hear him say:

 

"You killed everyone who was in charge."

 

Something about it just cracks me up everytime.


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#517
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Everything sarcastic Hawke. People who didn't like DA:2 were the cunts who didn't play sarcastic lady Hawke.


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Everything sarcastic Hawke. People who didn't like DA:2 were the cunts who didn't play sarcastic lady Hawke.

 

Tell us how you really feel Cassandra.



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Everything sarcastic Hawke. People who didn't like DA:2 were the cunts who didn't play sarcastic lady Hawke.

Have to agree sarcastic hawke was the best.



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From Anders in Awakening: "All I want is a hot meal, a pretty girl, and the right to shoot lightning at fools."

I always thought that line was funny but Anders didn't subscribe to the lightning tree of magic.  Wasn't he a fire mage?  I miss that kitten carrying Anders...



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megageeklizzy

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Just got this line in Origins:

 

Sten: Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie.



#522
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"Come! Felicitate me!"


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#523
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Luka:

Inquisition is such a funny word!

 

Thornton:

Do not... make... eye contact...



#524
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(Disgusted noise.)


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Everything sarcastic Hawke. People who didn't like DA:2 were the cunts who didn't play sarcastic lady Hawke.

I didn't like DA2, I played sarcastic Hawke. :| Sarcastic Hawke is the only thing that kept me going in that game. Still a ****?