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[NaclynE]

DAO Lines:

 

Alister: "Swooping is Bad"

 

Liliana to Morrigan

 

Liliana: "You know what I like most?"

Morrigan "What?"

Liliana "Shoes!"

Morrigan: *Ugh*

 

Severen: "It's my charming good looks yes?"

 

DA 2

 

Tallis: "Oh sh**...I mean it literally"

 

Merril: "By the dread wolf! why is my house never clean when guests are here?"

 

*Aveline and Isabella call each other names*

Isabella: "How about that match later?"

Aveline: "Your on!"

 

Hawke: "We do alot of traveling now don't we."

 

DAI

 

Iron bull says a line

Inq: "what does that mean"

Iron Bull: "It means 'may I give myself great sexual satisfaction when I bathe in your blood' "

Inq: *chuckles* "your kidding right?"

 

Sera: "They have no breeches"

 

Verric: "Oh so we're killing them with bull**** now? that's great"

 

Inq: "Well.....****"

 

Inq: "do you have any virgins?"

Imshael: *scoff* "I wish I had some"

[LPain]

Few of my favorite lines can be found in a same quest chain in DA:I

 

Dorian to Inquisitor in Chantry: "Send him a fruit basket, everybody loves those"

 

Inquisitor to Alexius : "Blah, blah, "My cult is better than yours". I've heard it a thousand times"

 

and then when you have a chat with Iron bull in the cell of Redcliffe castle using witty lines Dorian comments :

"This conversation has taken a turn for the moronic."

 

DA2:

Clear winner: Sarcastic Hawke line, when you deliver bones to Emeric about boneless woman flapping around Kirkwall.

 

 

DA:O

- Zevran reporting to the secret companion that he has failed in his assassination of Hero of Ferelden.

 

- Oghren asking for what Alistair did with HoF's legs if HoF is dwarf.

 

- When you first meet Zevran he tells you if he had failed in his assassination there would be no crow trouble.

   HoF asking: "IF you had failed?"

   Zevran : "What can I say? I am eternal optimist!"

 

DA:A:

Anders taking up knitting.

 

Banter between Nathaniel and Anders

A: "So you're a Howe"

N: "Do you have a point, Mage?"

A: "Hey, I'm fond of the Howes! I'm also fond of the Whys, the Whos and the Whats."

N: "How clever."

A: " It's shameful how long it took me to come up with that."

[New Kid]

Everything sarcastic Hawke. People who didn't like DA:2 were the cunts who didn't play sarcastic lady Hawke.

I liked this mostly because I didn't realise we can post '****'.

Now when I'm having a bad day I can hit the forum!

[dongsaeng]

Cassandra: (disgusted noise.)

 

lol gets me all the time.

[WildOrchid]

Everything sarcastic Hawke. People who didn't like DA:2 were the cunts who didn't play sarcastic lady Hawke.

 

This.

Anything that comes out by Hawke and Sera, really. And Isabela has great quotes too.

[GenericEnemy]

"Champion. I should have known you'd turn up."

"I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair." 

[Jester]

Some DA2 ones, as I'm currently playing it:

 

Varric: There's power in stories. That's what history is: The best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine. 

Orsino: When will it end? When will you stop seeing evil at every corner?

Meredith: When it's no longer there.

And the best dialogue between Isabela and Merill:

 

 Merrill: (Sighs) Why do you even like me? I must seem so dull.

 Isabela: What brought this on?

 Merrill: Your life has been... so exciting. The adventures, the duels, the passionate love affairs.

 Merrill: Compared to that, my life is a stale, dry biscuit. (Sighs) I wish I had your life.

 Isabela: No. You don't want my life.

 Merrill: Why?

 Isabela: Because you have a good heart, and you deserve better.

[Marcus_Brody]

Another good one:

Oghren: So if we do what this Kolgrim asks, does this mean we aren´t hunting their pet dragon? You are going to let this opportunity slip past you? Think of the glory.

Father Kolgrim: You would hunt our lady for sport?

Oghren: Oh, you´ll find another one soon enough. What if we leave you a wing?

[QueenCrow]

"If the barracks are on fire, I'm going for water, not standing around smiting the ash for heresy" - Knight-Captain Rylen

[The Warden's Shank]

So many to choose from. i will quote a few as time goes by but this one cracks me up to no end.....

 

In a gruff voice

 

Ruxton "Oh... lower..... lower"

 

Sebastian "I beg your pardon Hawke. I did not mean to expose you to such things"

 

Isabella "No apologies necessary"

 

Ruxton "No! The feather! Use the feather!

             Where Have You Been All My Life"!! (Excited Gasp)

            "Today, I am more than a man! Come! Felicitate me!"

 

Isabella: "That's a great line! I should use that!

                OOHH! I could get it embroidered on my blouse!"

 

Sebastian "He has no idea we're here

                 I've Known Ruxton Harimann my whole life. He's a complete prude"!

 

Isabella  "That's my kind of prude"!

 

Ruxton "Where's your brother? Let's ask him to join us.....

 

 

 

Ruxton's voice actor really made this scene for me lol

 

[The Warden's Shank]

Merrill Rescuing Hawke and Talis in chateau Haine

 

"Ma vhenan, Thank the creators! How did you escape? Was it exciting? Did you shank someone?" (Merrill makes a murder knife gesture) 

[The Warden's Shank]

Shale has a lot of quality quotes, here is a few

 

Shale: I find it very odd.

Alistair: "It" meaning me? Am I an "it," now, too? I feel honored.

Shale: For one who professes to be a warrior, I find it remarkably weak-willed and indecisive.

Alistair: Er... thank you?

Shale: It also likes to hide its many weaknesses behind a veil of jocularity.

Alistair: For a statue, you know a lot of big words.

Shale: Is there a reason it enjoys following others so much? Especially when it is in a position to lead?

Alistair: Have you ever been responsible for someone else's life? Or a lot of other lives? Or an entire nation?

Shale: Of course not.

Alistair: Then... shut... up.

Shale: I will remember this moment when the birds come.

 

 

Alistair: So, Shale... when you were standing there all that time? Did you... sleep?

Shale: I have no need to sleep. My body does not tire or do—ugh—other flesh-related functions.

Alistair: But don't you get bored? Wouldn't you want to dream, at least?

Shale: I do not dream. This is what it does when it sleeps? It paws its nose and mumbles incoherently.

Alistair: Yes, of course. I thought we all—huh... you watch me?

Shale: I watch all closely when they are still at night. There is little else to do.

Alistair: For... hours and hours?

Shale: I count the breaths. it helps to overcome the overwhelming urge to crush their faces while they sleep.

Alistair: Well. I won't be doing much of that anymore.

 

Shale: There was a man in the village who reminded me of the drunken dwarf.

Oghren: They had some dwarves just like me, huh?

Shale: No. None of the dwarves were similar. They were quiet and respected, more or less. No, the one I remember was a human. He vomited in the street constantly. Then he wandered into a snowstorm and froze to death.

Oghren: Huh? And how is that like me?

Shale: Did I say similar? I meant I hoped he was similar.

Oghren: I think I had a wife like you, once.

 

Oghren: So. Do golems know any good jokes?

Shale: I know at least one. It is a drunken dwarf that travels with the Grey Warden, constantly belching and--

Oghren: Bah! I mean a real one! You must have overheard at least one or two standing there as you did for years and years!

Shale: There was a human man who once started telling a joke to another as he relieved himself on my leg. I confess I didn't listen. I was too busy planning my revenge.

Oghren: Eh? And what happened to him?

Shale: He disappeared during the fighting in Honnleath. Tragic. Hit his head on a rock, I think.

Oghren: Huh. Remind me not to fart anywhere near you.

 

 

[Alan Drifter13]

The ending of Iron Bull's presentation at Halamshiral...

 

 

"...as the name might imply" 

[Robert Cousland]

"**** THE DIVINE."

[davepissedatending]

What's yours?

I'm going to have to go with Varric's classic "Opinions are like testicles. Kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you've got."

There are too many in this series.

I have seen the seat of the maker and it was empty!!!!!

[Tib]

"Are you sure you're not a baker? Because you've got a sodding nice set of buns."

[AmberDragon]

Just re-reading the novels etc … and this one from "Until We Sleep" always make me giggle:

Varric to King Alastair "Your majesty is quite the special snowflake"

[AshenSugar]

For pure entertainment value, I think just about everything Wade and Herren say is priceless.

 

It's not so much what they say, it's the way they say it that cracks me up every time.

[heretica]

"You conniving little ****!"  comes to mind.
 
Probably a bunch of other quotes, it's been a long road, let's see:

 

-Oghren mocking Anders : "Oh no, big templar man! What are you going to do with that sword?"

- Upon meeting Anders for the first time "I didn't do it"

- Inquisitor to Corypheus "I didn't ask for this" (such an Adam Jensen moment)

 

And then there are characters like Shale or Cole, which I absolutely adore, so it's pointless to pick only one sentence. 

[Parsee]

I can never forget those beggars at the Denerim Alienage back in Origins.

 

Starved Veteran: You were so generous to me before and these are... other veterans—

Orphan Ollie: I'm an orphan!

Starved Veteran: Oh, and — er — an orphan.

Orphan Ollie: My mom is especially dead.

[Commander of the Grey]

Most people have added mine already but I always forget this one. It never gets old.

Drunk elf in alienage:

There once was a woman, she lived in the sea,
I didn't love her but I think she loved me,
I brought her diamonds, rubies, silver and gold,
But all that she wanted was to be saved from the cold,
She begged me to catch her, convinced me I should,
I promised her a house all gray stone and wood,
We made love in the sea, we made love on the shore,
I was just there for playin' but she wanted more,
But there's one small problem, see, I can't grant her wish,
My wife gets suspicious when I come home smelling like fish.