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[Cozmikitty]

Dorian: (because isn't EVERYTHING he says pretty hilarious anyway) "Sera, where do you get your arrows? You seem to have hundreds."

 

Sera: "Out of your ass!"

 

Dorian: "Well my ass should set up shop. It would do good business!"

 

LMAO!!

[Handsome Jack]

Swooping... is... baad.

 

It still gets me.

[Anima]

"...It's pretty late."

 

Sadistically epic, I think.

[Alex Hawke]

There are more than one (in order of appearance):

Morrigan: “Change is coming to the world. Many fear change and will fight it with every fiber of their being. But sometimes, change is what they need the most. Sometimes, change is what sets them free";

Aveline: “If it's family, you protect. Doesn't matter who it is, blood or not";

Varric: "Opinions are like testicles. Kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you've got";

Anders: "The Chantry was built by men, and it can be brought down by them";

Cassandra: "The truth is more important than my reputation, and anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try".

[evelynwarden]

Cassandra:
"You could ask him, you could COMMAND him..."

"....pretend you don't know this about me."

[NickyBarb]

I loved the jerk Warden lines, some of them are so stupid that I can't help but laugh:

(Jowan introduces Lily) "This fat cow is your girlfriend?"

(Leliana talks about the stars) "So? Go help Alistair make supper."

(To Ruck's mother) "Lady your son's a dung-eating lunatic."

(After Morrigan's sex scene) "Why are you still talking?"

(Alistair talks about Duncan) "He got what he deserved."

I agree. The jerk warden remarks always made me laugh.

[vertigomez]

City Elf at the Gauntlet: "I should have run faster."

Ouch.

[FemShem]

I'm not going to be original just picking the favs.

(Game Favorite) DA:I Inquisior: "That's me I fall out of the sky make bad decisions and people still follow me."

DA: 2 Hawke: "Abominations are so awkward at family reunions." 

DA: O (Yes over-quoted used but brilliantly sets tone for the game(s)) Alister: "Yes...swooping is bad."

[dawnstone]

• Solas: Sera, if you eschew all things elven, why not a crossbow? It certainly takes less training.
• Sera: Ugh, too much winchiness.
• Solas: Ah, yes. Winchiness. A point I had not considered.

[vertigomez]

OH GOD I FORGOT. If you're romancing Cassandra as a qunari dude, there's this gem:

Bull: So, Seeker, seems you have a thing for qunari men after all.
Cass: Certain ones.
Bull: There you go again, Seeker, getting an eyeful of Inquisibutt...

[Miss Golightly]

"I like trees. Trees don't hurt people." - Cole

"Change is coming to the world. Many fear change and will fight it with every fiber of their being. But sometimes, change is what they need the most. Sometimes, change is what sets them free" - Morrigan

"They will stand in the fire and complain that it is hot." - Cassandra

"Deal. With. It." - Cassandra

[KCMeredith]

Blessed are they who stand before the corrupt and the wicked and do not falter

- Benedictions 4:10

 

That line just speaks to me, I love it.

[Dieb]

Thornton: "If I survive this, I'll move to a nice, remote cottage. With a dog and a vegetable garden."

 

Isabella: "Why not join me on my boat, love? Cause I do have a boat, you know."

 

 

Good for you, girl! I still remember the run we gave the guy who owned it.

[Char]

Most of my faves had been said but...

Inquisitor (meeting Dorian in Redcliffe chantry)... And here I didn't get Alexius anything!
Dorian: Get him a fruit basket, everyone loves those!

I don't know why but it really tickled me the first time I heard it.

[Han Shot First]

Leliana's hilarious burn, if she is squabbling with Morrigan over the Warden...

 

Morrigan: The way you look at him so intently, so hungrily... one would think you have never seen a man before.

 

Leliana: Where I look is not your concern.

 

Morrigan: True enough. There is no way I can deny you this... but why would he choose you, when he could have me?

 

Leliana: You're confident for a woman raised in a swamp, far from anything remotely resembling civilization.

 

Morrigan: And maybe that is my appeal? A woman like you, why, he could find in any city in Thedas. You think you are cultured? Worldly?
 Powdered, perfumed, you ooze elegance, but what man wants a woman who lies limp beneath him, frozen in place by the thought that she might ruin her hair?

 

Leliana: So you're saying you're wild and uninhibited? I suppose he must like your shrieking, you sound like a genlock being murdered—a sweet, sweet sound to a Grey Warden. You should try a little harder next time he takes you. I don't think they heard you in the Anderfels.

 

Morrigan: Tsk, tsk, Leliana. Watch your jealousy, or you'll give yourself wrinkles.

 

Leliana: Get away from me, or I shall have to take drastic measures.

 

Morrigan: Resorting to violence. And here I thought you were civilized.

 

[vertigomez]

"She's just a bitter old drunk. Go out there and make something of yourself just to spite her."

I love Rica.

[Ariella]

"Physical... why would you???"- Cullen, on being asked if Templars take vows of celibacy.

 

Pretty much anything out of Varric's mouth.

 

"This assumes they survived their initial encounter with you"-Josephine

 

"Do I really need to preside over more death, I'm nearly at capacity." Snarky Inquisitor

 

"i'll feed them to the darkspawn." - the HoF after her night with Alistair and his comment about the others talking about it.

[Firecracker048]

"Swooping is--" DAMMIT
No but seriously, it's hard to decide. There are so many good ones.

"We now have a dog and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party."

Favorite from the first DA, hands down

[Tamyn]

I don't have one favorite line. This exchange I found touching:

 

• Solas: How does passively accepting your fate constitute a fight?
• Varric: In that story of yours—the fisherman watching the stars, dying alone—you thought he gave up right?
• Solas: Yes.
• Varric: But he went on living. He lost everyone, but he still got up every morning. He made a life, even if it was alone.
• Varric: That's the world. Everything you build, it tears down. Everything you've got, it takes—and it's gone forever.
• Varric: The only choices you get are to lie down and die or keep going. He kept going. That's as close to beating the world as anyone gets.
• Solas: Well said. Perhaps I was mistaken.

[Dieb]

 

 

I will say that, after all, one of them got to shriek.

[vertigomez]

Leliana's hilarious burn, if she is squabbling with Morrigan over the Warden...
 
Morrigan: The way you look at him so intently, so hungrily... one would think you have never seen a man before.
 
Leliana: Where I look is not your concern.
 
Morrigan: True enough. There is no way I can deny you this... but why would he choose you, when he could have me?
 
Leliana: You're confident for a woman raised in a swamp, far from anything remotely resembling civilization.
 
Morrigan: And maybe that is my appeal? A woman like you, why, he could find in any city in Thedas. You think you are cultured? Worldly?
 Powdered, perfumed, you ooze elegance, but what man wants a woman who lies limp beneath him, frozen in place by the thought that she might ruin her hair?
 
Leliana: So you're saying you're wild and uninhibited? I suppose he must like your shrieking, you sound like a genlock being murdered—a sweet, sweet sound to a Grey Warden. You should try a little harder next time he takes you. I don't think they heard you in the Anderfels.
 
Morrigan: Tsk, tsk, Leliana. Watch your jealousy, or you'll give yourself wrinkles.
 
Leliana: Get away from me, or I shall have to take drastic measures.
 
Morrigan: Resorting to violence. And here I thought you were civilized.
 

Reminds me of the line you get if you're romancing both of them and describe them as "very different girls".

Leliana: "I suppose you need different girls for different days of the week? Morrigan when you want some rough tumbling, Leliana when you need a bedtime story and someone to tell you what a nice boy you are?"

[Kallimachus]

Xenon: "Few people are worthy of an invitation, you know? They search the sewers for the emporium and accost poor urchin. And I tell urchin to say, 'No! You are not worthy. Starve in the sewers!' Except urchin never speaks."

 

The delivery of that line is just awesome!

[Miss Golightly]

Oh, and how could I forget about one of the best lines I have ever heard in a video game.

 

"Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive." - Morrigan

 

... and that's how Morrigan became my favourite character.