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[The Warden's Shank]

Breaking the warden out of Fort Drakon is comedy gold. Anything with Shale is funny but when it's with Sten it makes me chuckle!

 

Sten - A gift from Par Vollen

 

Guard - You don't say, What does it do?

 

Sten -  It kills on command. Would you like a demonstration?

 

Guard - No.... That's not neccessary

 

Waiting................................

 

Shale - sigh

 

Sten - Now is hardly the time for levity 

 

Sten, Zeveran and Ogrens Circus act is great 

 

Leliana and Dog is just adorable!

 

Leliana - I'm here to deliver this hound to your kennel master

 

Dog - Happy Bark

 

Guard - I wasn't told we were getting a mabari

 

Leliana - (Crouches down) Who's a good puppy? Who's a good puppy? You are! Yes you are!

 

Dog - Happy Bark

 

Leliana - I'm Sorry what did you say? Oh, Your a good puppy, aren't you? Aren't you? You are!

 

Dog - Happy bark

 

Guard - (Sigh), Miss, we--Miss? Hello? Oh Maker, I'l get the captain

 

Waiting

 

Leliana - Don't worry, i know what i'm doing

 

Dog - Whines

 

Leliana - Just try to act nonchalant, and i'll give you a biscuit when we're done

 

Dog - Excited bark

[QuarianOtter]

[Disgusted Noise]

 

"Looks like the Duke...has fallen from grace."

[KaiserShep]

[Disgusted Noise]

 

"Looks like the Duke...has fallen from grace."

 

I love that this line is referenced directly if you choose to have Varric tell a story during the Wicked Grace scene.

[KaiserShep]

Breaking the warden out of Fort Drakon is comedy gold. Anything with Shale is funny but when it's with Sten it makes me chuckle!

 

Sten - A gift from Par Vollen

 

Guard - You don't say, What does it do?

 

Sten -  It kills on command. Would you like a demonstration?

 

Guard - No.... That's not neccessary

 

Waiting................................

 

Shale - sigh

 

Sten - Now is hardly the time for levity 

 

Sten, Zeveran and Ogrens Circus act is great 

 

Leliana and Dog is just adorable!

 

Leliana - I'm here to deliver this hound to your kennel master

 

Dog - Happy Bark

 

Guard - I wasn't told we were getting a mabari

 

Leliana - (Crouches down) Who's a good puppy? Who's a good puppy? You are! Yes you are!

 

Dog - Happy Bark

 

Leliana - I'm Sorry what did you say? Oh, Your a good puppy, aren't you? Aren't you? You are!

 

Dog - Happy bark

 

Guard - (Sigh), Miss, we--Miss? Hello? Oh Maker, I'l get the captain

 

Waiting

 

Leliana - Don't worry, i know what i'm doing

 

Dog - Whines

 

Leliana - Just try to act nonchalant, and i'll give you a biscuit when we're done

 

Dog - Excited bark

 

Sten is easily one of the best to take, because of his line when you open the prison cell.

 

The irony is not lost on me.

[thats1evildude]

• Blackwall: You know, Cole, you're not so bad. But I'll never get used to the things that come out of your mouth.
• Cole: There was once a man who had bees coming out of his mouth!
• Blackwall: A perfect example.

[Nimrodell]

Just love this one:

 

DA:A - two patrons talking in the Amaranthine tavern.

 

“Who do you think would win in a fight? Andraste or the Archdemon?”

“The Archdemon.”

“But Andraste could call upon the Maker!”

“That would be cheating! Are you calling Andraste a dirty cheater?”

“She cheated on her husband didn’t she! Ha!”

[Pensieve]

"We spread word that the Inquisition was coming, but you should know that no one expected us." Well played, BioWare. 

[QuarianOtter]

"Erimond is an arsehole." -Cole.

[vertigomez]

"Not now, Hawke."

[Ariella]

"Recruits gossip worse than a weaving circle!"

[n2bnfree]

Female Warden, "Can't be stinkier than what normally goes into them".
Morrigan, "l'm going to pretend I never heard that".

[ask_again_later]

A good one I just got:

 

 

IB: Blackwall and Iron Bull. We could fight crime together!

 

Blackwall: Isn't that what we're doing now, more or less?

 

IB: Oh... yeah.

[KotorEffect3]

"Here is your mage".  Sarcastic Hawke.  So wrong but so funny.

[Smudjygirl]

The first couple of exchanges between Morrigan and Alistair

 

Alistair: Just what would you do if your mother died

Morrigan: Before or after i stopped laughing

 

-----

Alistair: I was just thinking

Morrigan: No wonder it took so long

Alistair: Oh, i get it, this is where we're shocked to discover how you've never had a friend your whole life

___

Zevran: Are you blind, we're twins! Not identical, of course, but twins none the less

Ohgren: I'm the pretty one

 

I could write a page of awesome dialouge just from my memory, but these are the ones  that stuck.

 

My favourite line overall, though, has got to be Solas' "provided it tied you up first, one assumes"

[Pensieve]

Alistair in the Fade upon being insulted by the nightmare demon: I've heard worse from Morrigan. 

[Donovan Du Bois]

Sera at Skyhold - "Remember that war we talked about stopping? Full of little baddies I can stick with little arrows? That's not a freaking archdemon, is it?!"

 

"No a surprise would be 'Oh, I stepped in dog ****!' No one says 'Oh! a magister god monster, I'm surprised!'"

[ask_again_later]

The first couple of exchanges between Morrigan and Alistair

 

Alistair: Just what would you do if your mother died

Morrigan: Before or after i stopped laughing

 

-----

Alistair: I was just thinking

Morrigan: No wonder it took so long

Alistair: Oh, i get it, this is where we're shocked to discover how you've never had a friend your whole life

___

Zevran: Are you blind, we're twins! Not identical, of course, but twins none the less

Ohgren: I'm the pretty one

 

I could write a page of awesome dialouge just from my memory, but these are the ones  that stuck.

 

My favourite line overall, though, has got to be Solas' "provided it tied you up first, one assumes"

I never got that one. That's hilarious. Very rarely does the dialogue ever have me laughing out loud, but this was one of those instances.

[Smudjygirl]

I never got that one. That's hilarious. Very rarely does the dialogue ever have me laughing out loud, but this was one of those instances.

It's when they save you from fort Drakon. I always choose those two because their whole "rescue" mission is a comedy act

 

Here

[ask_again_later]

It's when they save you from fort Drakon. I always choose those two because their whole "rescue" mission is a comedy act

 

Here

I think I might have gotten that then. Don't remember. Still hilarious.

[Smudjygirl]

I think I might have gotten that then. Don't remember. Still hilarious.

Have you got the one with my favourite line? Don't watch if you want to get all banter by yourself

 

[ask_again_later]

What Cole said after I looted a bag covered in blood and surrounded by corpses in order to start a quest:

"Someone is missing a teapot, paper, and little biscuits."

[Eggpop]

No one remembers that random NPC trying to woo Isabela at the hanged man? D :

 

"You have buried yourself in the flesh of my heart like a worm in a red, red apple. You heart-worm, you!"

 

That and Cullen being molested by everyone in the Winter Ball xD

[Really Sad Panther]

Varic: Look, kid, if you can talk an apostate out of her pants in the middle of a war, you've got a gift. Use it.

[The Warden's Shank]

https://www.youtube....h?v=u6r7bT5rLmo Harding in Hightown

[ask_again_later]

During Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts -

Cole: Breath painful, stabbing, and then real stabbing, lungs full, frothing, scent of apples as it all goes black.
Dorian: "Death by Apple Pie," a lovely poem by our dear friend Cole.

I just about died.