During fight against Corypheus in Legacy DLC:
"If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving"
Then in Inquisition (the last line of the banter between Varric and Dorian):
Dorian: So what's your estimation, Varric? Think we could win?
Varric: You are asking me to give odds to our beloved inquisitor success!
Dorian: What would that look like? Three to one?
Varric: In his favor?
Dorian: After Corypheus pulled an archdemon out of his ass, are you joking?
Wade and Herren in Denerim. DAO.
When Wade goes "What are you about?"
It's just so um em ... flamboiant. 
I love a good party banter burn. It's the best kind of burn there is.
Varric: I spy...
Cassandra: No.
Varric: But--
Cassandra: No.
Varric: Well, you should be good at finding things. ...Of course, you couldn't find Hawke...
Anders: I can't imagine what Hawke sees in you.
Fenris: It is done. Leave it be.
Anders: Well, good. I always knew she had some sense.
Fenris: Do not make light of this. Leaving was the hardest thing I've ever done.
Isabela: Oh, will you two get over yourselves? You're like two dogs around a ****** in heat.
Fenris: We were talking about Hawke. Not you.
And most conversations between Merrill and Varric or Isabela.
Merrill: Tell me a story, Varric.
Varric: Right now? I don't think we have time, Daisy.
Merrill: Maybe a very short story, then? Please?
Varric: Fine. "When the cards turned, he lost."
Merrill: Oh. Did it have to be so sad?
If Sera's in your party the first time you find and Ocularum:
I don't want to touch anything a skull lit up. Skulls don't say "here's a good thing".
And most conversations between Merrill and Varric or Isabela.
Merrill: Tell me a story, Varric.
Varric: Right now? I don't think we have time, Daisy.
Merrill: Maybe a very short story, then? Please?
Varric: Fine. "When the cards turned, he lost."
Merrill: Oh. Did it have to be so sad?
You know, I really loved those interactions in DA2, as they showed how much the party members were truly helping and protecting each other over the game, making them really feel like a true group of friends while also making Aveline and Varric more active members in their roles looking over the other members. This isn't a slam on the party in DAO or DAI, because the structure of the game doesn't allow for similar interactions.
For some reason a dialogue like this that always amused me went something like following:
Varric: Merrill, you have to stop wandering around the city after dark.
Merrill: Why? I've always been safe while doing so.
Varric: I know and it is killing me financially.
Other really great one was in Act 3 when Aveline finds out Fenris and Donnic are playing cards together.
Sten holding a conversation with Dog at Fort Drakon, before realising what he's doing;
Sten: This is pointless, we should go in fighting.
Dog: *Whimpers*
Sten: And now I am talking to an animal. I have been in this country too long.
Dog: *Happy bark*
When you bring Cole with you to the augur in Jaws of Hakkon - the augur summons a bunch of spirits. Cole: "Hello! :D"
He sounds so fundamentally happy haha 
And of course, all banter between Zevran and Ohgren.
Oghren: Elf!
Zevran: Oghren!
Oghren: I have something to say to you!
Zevran: I am all ears, as we elves like to say.
Oghren: I... Well, now I forgot.
Zevran: Alas.
Oghren: But just know I had something.
Zevran: You've had several somethings, I suspect. It's part of your charm.
Zevran: I think I have a joke for you, my fine dwarven friend.
Oghren: Just don't expect me to laugh.
Zevran: So a human, an elf, and a dwarf are walking down a trail beside a stream, and they stop to take a ******.
Oghren: All right. Things are lookin' up. Continue.
Zevran: After, the human takes out some soap and begins washing his hands. "We humans have learned how to be clean and hygienic," he says to the others. The elf begins picking some leaves off the trees and wipes his hands with them. "We elves do as tradition has taught us and use what nature has provided." The dwarf, meanwhile, has pulled up his trousers and is already on his way down the trail. "And our ancestors," he calls back, "taught us dwarves not to ****** on our hands!" (Laughs)
Oghren: Heh. Shows you what you know about dwarves.
Oghren: Hey, elf. You're all right.
Zevran: Am I?
Oghren: Aye. I was thinking, I was thinking that you're... you're just all right.
Zevran: Drunk again, Oghren?
Oghren: "Drunk again, Oghren?" You sound like my father. He was all, "You're drunk; stop wetting on the table."
Zevran: How dare he.
Oghren: Least my mom had the good sense to hide the booze from him. So, you know, she could drink where he couldn't see her. (Laughs)
Zevran: That's heartwarming.
Oghren: Hey buddy, let's not go crazy or anything. Keep your pants where I can see 'em.
Varric: I spie...
Cassandra: No.
Varric: but...
Cassandra: No.
The way she says it, it makes me snort out loud everytime.
When you commit to the Assassination specialty (as a Rogue, obviously), go speak with Dorian. He'll hit you with this gem:
Dorian: With the amount of killing you do, a bit of flair is a fine thing
Inq: I don't kill that many people...
Dorian: Are you joking? I'm only surprised you didn't kill someone walking over here.
Simple, It's Dorians line about tevinter magisters or something in the quest; In hushed Whispers. "Let's play with magic we don't understand, it will make us incredibly powerful".
I am a horde of rampaging Qunari!
When you recruit the Wardens and Vivienne is in your party (she's basically the only one who doesn't really care either way):
"Are you flinging these fools at demons now, my dear? Couldn't you just throw rocks?"
from DAO:
from DA2:
Simple, It's Dorians line about tevinter magisters or something in the quest; In hushed Whispers. "Let's play with magic we don't understand, it will make us incredibly powerful".
Another reason why Dorian is so awesome. He understands powerful magic and at the same time knows there is some crap you DON'T. MESS. WITH. I'm sure he'd have had some words for Anders.
Oh my god, Sten bribing the templar in Origins.
You: Where'd you get those cookies?
Sten: There was a child, a fat slovenly thing in the last village we passed. I relieved him of these confections. He... didn't need more.
You: You stole cookies from a child?
Sten: [very seriously] For his own good.
Haha, and the templar's reaction: Oh, cookies!!
Poor guy probably ended up dead by the end of Inquisition. 
"When is it ever enough? Such is the nature of faith"
DAI in one line. I actually don't remember if it's from Mother Giselle or Cassandra and I can't find it anywhere to check, I just know it gave me a lot to think about.
Okay, so apparently there's some interesting dialogue between Cassandra and Varric if Hawke survives, especially if Fenris was romanced.
Cassandra: I am somewhat surprised you didn't follow Hawke to Weisshaupt, Varric.
Varric: There's a lot of work to do, Seeker. We'll catch up once this is all over.
Cassandra: What about Fenris? Will he...
Varric: Oh he'll go. Once he gets my letter and after he's finished brooding.
Varric: Hawke would rather we stay away, stay safe. That won't fly forever. Besides, if I went to the Anderfels, how could I annoy you?
Cassandra: You would find a way.
Funny story, Dwarf attacks mage, dwarf wins.
Oh my god, Sten bribing the templar in Origins.
You: Where'd you get those cookies?
Sten: There was a child, a fat slovenly thing in the last village we passed. I relieved him of these confections. He... didn't need more.
You: You stole cookies from a child?
Sten: [very seriously] For his own good.
Haha, and the templar's reaction: Oh, cookies!!
Poor guy probably ended up dead by the end of Inquisition.
He is. His name was Carrol, and I do remember fighting someone by that name.....
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