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[DracoAngel]

Cole: that's a big knife.
Blackwall: *snicker* its a sword
Cole: its bigger than mine
Blackwall: now you're just making it awkward

[cronshaw]

Viv: "Preposterous superstition."
Sky Watcher: "Preposterous is what you wore to a bog Orelesian."

Oooh I never have her in my party so I didn't get this
love hearing someone taking her down a peg
 
This is awesome too

[vometia]

Too many to mention. Randomly, Sera to TIB, just because it kinda sums her up: "I can't fly, you daft t*t!"

Edit: oh, autocensor, you daft t*t.

Modifié par vometia, 04 janvier 2015 - 04:08 .

[Lucky Thirteen]

Cole: that's a big knife.
Blackwall: *snicker* its a sword
Cole: its big
Blackwall: now you're just making it awkward

 

No no no, Cole was like "your knife is bigger than my knife" or something along that line

[LadyJaneGrey]

"...and when someone says 'move on,' you take their hand and say 'my choice.'" - Aveline

[DuskWanderer]

"They do not want the truth. And I...I am but a shadow, lingering in the sun."

[Cantina]

DAO:

 

Carroll: OH cookies!

 

Alistair: Swooping is bad!

 

Cullen: No one ever listens until its too late.

 

Oghren: "Hey, look at me, I'm an elf! Trees are pretty! Tra la la."

 

 

 

DA2:

 

Hawke: "Last night I saw Ser (sorry forget his name) worshiping to the great demon."

 

Hakwe: "Your taking this pissing match a bit too far."

 

Varric: “There's power in stories, though. That's all history is: The best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine.”

 

 

 

DAI:

 

Lelianna: "Cast your spell you have as much time as I have arrows."

 

Iron Bull: "Hey! Some of us have to swing a giant hunk of metal instead of pulling our girlfriend's trigger from the back ranks!"

 

Inquisitor: "You answered the death of your clan..with a goat?"

 

Cullen: "I find myself wondering what will happen after. I would not want to move on but not from you."

 

 

All I can think of at the moment.

[CoM Solaufein]

• Iron Bull: You're good with that sword!
• Blackwall: Thanks.
• Iron Bull: I see all that time on your own has given you a firm grip.

 

and

 

• Iron Bull: You know one thing I miss about Par Vollen? Bananas.
• Iron Bull: They're bigger. Less squishy. And bendier.
• Blackwall: You're talking about the fruit, right?
• Blackwall: Please, tell me you're talking about the fruit.

[EmissaryofLies]

Morrigan: "Fools. Praying for help from a prophet they burned and a god who has turned his back on them not once but twice".

[PiddlyPow]

 

Leliana: So you're saying you're wild and uninhibited? I suppose he must like your shrieking, you sound like a genlock being murdered--a sweet, sweet sound to a Grey Warden.

Leliana: You should try a little harder next time he takes you. I don't think they heard you in the Anderfels.

 

Came here to post this but you beat me to it. My favorite banter in the trilogy. 

[Tootles FTW]

Sera: *pounds a nobleman's head into mush*

Inquisitor:  "I think you're done. At this point you're making wine." 

[Tirius]

Morrigan: A putrid, half-eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionables."

[Ieldra]

There are too many good lines to choose one. However,

 

....the line that made me respect Cassandra in spite of ideological disagreements:

 

"The world needs the truth this time. No more legends lost to the ages" (said when you discuss what happened in the Fade)

 

...and the line that made my first (and main-main) character mine in spite of some problematic dialogue elsewhere:

 

"All this happened because of fanatics and arguments about the next world. It's time we start believing in this one!"

[Jackal19851111]

 

• Iron Bull: You're good with that sword!
• Blackwall: Thanks.
• Iron Bull: I see all that time on your own has given you a firm grip.

 

Haha, Iron Bull's a riot!

 

Sera: "I got an idea! How about I'll stand on your horns and shoot"

Iron Bull: "Oh? You mean we would be like a mobile siege platform?"

 

Heh or something like that

[Rawgrim]

"If you put your thumb up his ass, we will know I have won" Isabela to Aveline.

[Zwingtanz]

 

• Iron Bull: You're good with that sword!
• Blackwall: Thanks.
• Iron Bull: I see all that time on your own has given you a firm grip.

 

Haha, i didn't even get the joke when i heard it.

[nuclearpengu1nn]

Hawke: *kills Mekel*

Bad guy: You bastard! You killed Mekel!

Hawke: what's a Mekel? *troll face*

 

Seriously, Hawke has the best personality out of the Warden and Inquisitor. Too bad the game he was on is mostly shunned by the DA community.

[Spirited Treasure]

Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
Sten: Yes.
Morrigan: I... what did you say?
Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
Morrigan: Nuzzle?
Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.

[Hurbster]

Ohgren - 'Can I have a pony ?'.

[DracoAngel]

No no no, Cole was like "your knife is bigger than my knife" or something along that line

Whoops. You're quite right. I was half asleep. Cole's second line is "It's bigger than mine."

[Spirited Treasure]

Zevran: So is it very strange for you, my friend, living in the world of the tall?
Oghren: Here I thought I was living in the world of the nosy and the stupid.
Zevran: It just occurred to me. Chairs are too high. Tables are out of reach. using the toilet facilities alone must be a lesson in humility.
Oghren: I'm not bloody two feet tall, you swishy tailed nug-licker!


This one always makes me cry with laughter. :-))

[Precursor Meta]

All this dialogue I've never heard of...

[ahato-360]

Cole (to Iron Bull): You know, your horns look more like dragon horns.

 

Iron Bull: Yea. So?

 

Cole: Well, why didn't you call yourself the Iron Dragon?

 

Iron Bull: Well, you see...  uh..  ****.

[MrGDL87]

My second favourite line:

 

Tallis: What do you call it when you kill someone in order to get all their stuff?

Hawke (aggressive): Tuesday