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[andy6915]

Has anyone mentioned this one yet? Probably, it's too awesome to not have been... But I'll say it anyway.

"Enjoy your victory, here's your prize!"

Especially the American female voice. That line instantly became my favorite line in the series.

[Orian Tabris]

He is.  His name was Carrol, and I do remember fighting someone by that name.....

 

Yeah, Carroll. He joins the Red Templars and there's a quest in the Emerald Graves to kill him. I was disappointed when I had to kill him, 'cause he was a funny character.

[TheEnigmousPretentiator]

"Your glibness does you no credit."

[MEBengal2008]

I loved the jerk Warden lines, some of them are so stupid that I can't help but laugh:

 

(Jowan introduces Lily) "This fat cow is your girlfriend?"

 

(Leliana talks about the stars) "So? Go help Alistair make supper."

 

(To Ruck's mother) "Lady your son's a dung-eating lunatic."

 

(After Morrigan's sex scene) "Why are you still talking?"

 

(Alistair talks about Duncan) "He got what he deserved."

 

My favorite is the comment to Morrignan. Forgot that one...Why are you still talking...

 

Also the fat cow line...

 

The first game you could be completely rude and it did little to the story...

[Dethfield]

"I need the rod for my research into... burning things."

[Dieb]

Has anyone mentioned this one yet?

 

[MEBengal2008]

DAO had some really good responses from the Warden if you were a jerk as others have mentioned...

 

Female City Elf to the Noble.

Mage Warden to the Enchanter when leaving.

Male City Elf:

Female Mage to the Templar (I think it was Cullen - you can hit on him)

[ReadingRambo220]

My favorite is probably Arl Eamons delivery of when you choose Dog as your champion at the Landsmeet. The whole situation was just hilarious to me; the idea of pitting your dog versus Loghain had me in tears.

One of the main reasons I found it so funny is that it was probably my tenth playthrough of Origims years after release, and I had never discovered that particular dialogue before. It shows the scope of the game when it continues to surprise you years later.

[Kakistos_]

Aveline to Isabela: "So help me Wh@re, I will break you."

[drosophila]

Cassandra: Solas, if you do not mind me asking, what do you believe in?

Solas: Cause and effect, wisdom as its own reward, and the inherent right of all free willed people to exist

[Han Yolo]

Mine must be 'Care to explain your particular brand of crazy?'

Sadly I don't live in an English speaking country so I can't steal Hawke's lines for my own use. Shame.

[iorveth1271]

"I need to remember that one. A "demon" made me do it!"

Both Hawke VAs just delivered this line beautifully.

[Commander of the Grey]

Yeah, Carroll. He joins the Red Templars and there's a quest in the Emerald Graves to kill him. I was disappointed when I had to kill him, 'cause he was a funny character.

I was sad too but had to laugh when I looted him and got a crown.

Ya know...since he claimed to be the queen of Antiva. *is sad again*

[Draconaise]

I just heard a new one while playing last night that cracked me up.

 

Solas, upon first arriving in the Hissing Wastes:

 

"Well. It doesn't want for sand."

[mredders91]

 

[Yaroub]

All of Oghren's

Oghren: Yep, lotta tension around here

Alistair: You think so?don't you?

Oghren: Know what i do to relieve the tension?

Alistair: I hesitate to wonder

Oghren: I polish the 'ol weapon  [chuckles]

Alistair: Really?

Oghren: Yep, give it a good shine with a dry rag, then with a little grease 

Alistair: That's disgusting

Oghren: You're telling me you never give your blade the 'ol spit shine?

Alistair: I think that's private
Oghren: Really [chuckles]

Oghren: Sodding chantry and its rules, i like to do it right in the open

Alistair: Where people can see you?

Oghren: Yep

Alistair: Wait.... what are you talking about?

Oghren: What are you talking about?

 

 

 

 

Wynne: Why do you occasionally refer to Alistair as "a little pike twirler"

Oghren: Why? has the little pike twirler taken offence?

Wynne: it's just a curious description

Oghren: Curious? heh, nah it's entirely true, what, you haven't seen him twirling his pike? goes at it when he thinks no ones watching, knocks about in the trees like there's no tomorrow, caught him just the other day, blushed all the way to his navel, then couldn't find his shirt, i swear he's gonna hurt himself one of these days, the way he works that thing.

Wynne: I don't want to hear this anymore do i?

Oghren: I keep telling him pike's are for sticking things at long range, aye? horses and such, not for twirling like a sissy girl

Wynne: Wait, you're talking about an actual pike?like a spear?

Oghren: Obviously, what else would i be talking about.

[teh DRUMPf!!]

 Jansen: Worthless, am I? Well my farm's eggplants supplied half of South Reach.

Earl: Oh yeah, well my eggplant supplied half the bastards in South Reach!

Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hawke: *facepalm*

[London]

Isabela: And then Isabela went to the chantry, and saw that it was boring. Canticle of Isabela, stanza one, verse one.

[Orian Tabris]

One of my absolute favourite lines so far was actually in DA2. In my 4th playthrough Hawke had a conversation with Varric about her relationship with Anders. It wasn't until then did I realise how much depth I had put into her character.

 

Varric had just suggested that he thinks Anders might be crazy, and that it is a bad idea for Hawke to stay involved with him. Can't remember exactly what he said, but the lines that followed were:

 

Hawke: In all the time you've known Varric, when have I ever given you the impression that I was turned off by 'crazy'?

Varric: Hmph, good point.

[CoM Solaufein]

Just got this conversation.

 

(If the Inquisitor used to be in a relationship with Iron Bull but now in a relationship with Sera)

    Iron Bull: So, you and the Boss huh?
    Sera: Oh that's right. You and she had.. Sorry. right?
    Iron Bull: (Chuckles) Hey, no hard feelings. Glad I loosened the lid for you.
    Sera: Pfft! (laughs)
    Inquisitor: That's enough both of you!
    Iron Bull: Fine fine. Touchy.
    Inquisitor: If you are going to gossip. Don't do it when I'm here.
    Sera: Oh loosen up you! See what I did? I did it too! (laughs)
    Sera: I think she's turning purple.
    Iron Bull: Not the first time.

[Aren]

Cassandra: Solas, if you do not mind me asking, what do you believe in?

Solas: Cause and effect, wisdom as its own reward, and the inherent right of all free willed people to exist

I love Solas and his irony

I believe that Solas is very wise,i still don't know why he gave that Orb to Coryfish.

[Al Foley]

I love Solas and his irony

I believe that Solas is very wise,i still don't know why he gave that Orb to Coryfish.

Probably because he is smarter too smart for his own good.  

[Jester]

I love Nightmare's line to Blackwall:

 

Nightmare: Blackwall. Ah, there's nothing like a Grey Warden... And you're nothing like a Grey Warden.

 

I love how he is so right, as Blackwall not only is not a Grey Warden - he doesn't behave like a Grey Warden. 

He wants to protect people, act noble, inspire... Most Wardens would burn or sacrifice entire villages or cities to slow down the Darkspawn, they use blood magic, summon demons and generally disregard anything not related to fighting the Darkspawn, and will sacrifice anything and anyone to do that. 

Alistair (and maybe The Warden) is perhaps an exception. 

 

It's especially striking when you are just now doing a quest, involving stopping the Wardens from summoning an army of demons, led by a super powerful Nightmare. Blackwall would never do anything like that. 

[movie_diva]

One of my favorites is "Shall I get you a ladder so you can get off my back" Then in DA:I it is on a plaque when you decend a ladder, made me chuckle.

[TeffexPope]

I think in DA2 if you have Isabella interact with the environment sometimes she will say, "You're such a slave driver!" Or was it Morrigan in Origins? Either way, that one always got me.