Does Oghren's fainting at the mention of the Warden, their Love Interest, and Isabela having 'a good time' count?
If so, that one
Even though I never saw that scene in my travels. sob.
Does Oghren's fainting at the mention of the Warden, their Love Interest, and Isabela having 'a good time' count?
If so, that one
Even though I never saw that scene in my travels. sob.
tbh I always laugh out loud when playing DAO and Alistair is talking about morrigan.
'Aside from the fact that she's a huge and utter ******.' or something like that
Cole Remarks on the Iron Bull's horns, and Bull's reaction.
Cole: but they are Dragon horns, not bull. You could have been the Iron Dragon.
IB: ****, that would have been better.
Haven't read the enire thread so don't know if this has been posted.
It's from the DAO human noble origins when you're talking to your family and Fergus's son is talking about being allowed to train with a sword and Fergus or Bryce say :
"don't worry Oren, i'm sure you'll see a sword up close real soon"..
We all know what happened later...
Haven't read the enire thread so don't know if this has been posted.
It's from the DAO human noble origins when you're talking to your family and Fergus's son says is talking about being allowed to train with a sword and Fergus or Bryce say :
"don't worry Oren, i'm sure you'll see a sword up close real soon"..
We all know what happened later...
you're evil sir... .
about the best line, i think is when back in DAO Leliana talks about pudding and the Warden was like "mmm... pudding", just like Homer.
DA:O Flemeth Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool.
DA:O Sten: You look like a woman.
My female warden: Are you flirting with me?
Sten: Flirting? I don't know this word..Speak the common tongue.
I got a laugh out of what the Inquisitor says when you complete the towers of hanoi puzzle in The Descent - "Only a lyrium-addled mind would hide secrets behind such madness!" The way that the American male VA delivers it is perfect...his sarcastic lines IMO are the best delivered ones out of the 4 VAs.
Aveline to Isabela: "So help me Wh@re, I will break you."
Their entire exchange during Aveline's quest just kills me.
"We both put others above ourselves. I just happen to do it clothed."
"You're splitting hairs, but wishing someone would split yours."
Drago Age....so full of wisdom...
Yet, I can't think about anything but indomitable focus...
And what came after. It was just...so unexpected.
Oh, yes, almost forgot about
Wynne:Why you occasionally refer to Alistair as a little pike-twirler?
Oghren:What?Has the little "pike-twirler" taken offense?
Wynne:It's just a curious description
Oghren:Curios?eh!It's entirely true.Haven't you seen him twirling his pike?
Oghren:Goes at it when he thinks nobody's watching.knocks about in the trees like there's no tomorrow.
Oghren:Caught him just the other day,blushed all the way down to his navel,then couldn't find his shirt.
Oghren:I swear he's going to hurt himself one of these days,the way he works that thing.
Wynne:I don't want to hear this anymore,do i?
Oghren:I keep telling him,pikes are for sticking things at long range,aye?Horses and such,not for twirling like a sissy girl.
Wynne:wait,you're talking about an actual pike?like a spear?
Oghren:Obviously,what else i would be talking about?
Wynne:I..can't imagine
Oghren:Yep,lotta tension around here
Alistair:You think so,do ya?
Oghren:Know what i do to relieve tension?
Alistair:I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren:I polish the ol' weapon.*hihi*
Alistair:really?
Oghren:yep,give it a good shine,with a dry rag,then with a little grease
Alistair:That's disgusting!
Oghren:You're telling me you never gave your blade the ol' spit shine?
Alistair:I think that's private
Oghren;really? hehehe.Sodding chantry and its rules,i like to do it,right out in the open
Alistair:where people can see you?
Oghren:Yeeep!
Alistair:Wait,what are you talking about?
Oghren:What are you talking about?
Alistair:Ah,never mind.
Oghren: So, you're not tossing yourself at the boss?
Wynne: What?
Oghren: Seems like every other woman in the band is tossing herself at the boss feet first. It's like a sodding noble's birthday party around here.
Wynne: Oh, no. The Grey Warden is a little young for me. Both of them are.
Oghren: Need someone with a little more experience, I guess, right?
Wynne: I suppose.
Oghren: Well,hehe, you know where to find me.
Morrigan: bleah! You are a disgusting creature, dwarf. Did you believe I would not see you? That scarf was my own.
Oghren: Bah! I had to blow my nose. Blasted surface air tickles the nostrils.
Morrigan: You had no right to take what was not yours!
Oghren: Don't be such a squealing nug. You can use my handkerchief any time.
Morrigan: If you have a handkerchief, then why not use it?
Oghren: Too dirty. Yours was cleaner.
Morrigan: This is intolerable! Don't force me to test that dwarven resistance of yours, fool.
Oghren: Promises, promises.
Oghren is just pure gold
"Let the stone turn red from the blood of the heroes,today i will be the warrior you taught me to be"
"When from the blood of battle the Stone has fed, let the heroes prevail and the blighters lie dead. As one of the blighters, I sodding salute you. Let us show them our hearts, and then show them theirs"
Oghren does have some good lines, but he weared on me after a while. His personality is completely one-dimensional.
Having recently finished DAO, I have to say that anything Shale said to Zevran made me giggle. But only because she kept referring to him as the painted elf when talking to him. Points to Shale for referring to Morrigan as the swamp witch as well.
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Merrill: Your "Maker" is just a story you humans use to explain the world. We have our own stories. I don't need to borrow yours.
Oghren does have some good lines, but he weared on me after a while. His personality is completely one-dimensional.
He's not one dimensional.You should talk to him more.
You have to keep talking to him,and he'll show sometimes his true self.A once great honorable warrior that fell into disgrace and turned into a drunkard to deal with the pain.He believes to be a failure.
His fade nightmare is being laughed at by the rest of the dwarven society because his wife left him behind and lost his entire family in the deep roads.
It's like seeing Alistair as it is in origins and later as a drunkard.He's a shadow of his former self.
He covers himself with jokes to hide his insecurity and failures in his life.
To the guardian in the temple of the sacred ashes:
"Why don't I save you some time? Yes, I wish I could have saved my family from Branka. I wish I could have been a better mate; maybe she would have stayed home with a belly full of baby Oghren and never gone for the Anvil. Maybe I failed her. And yes, I came to the surface because I'm barely a dwarf anymore. My family is dead, my honor as a warrior long gone. I've lost my caste and my house, and I have nothing else to lose!"
Oghren: This is it, Warden. ‘When from the blood of battle the Stone has fed, let the heroes prevail as the blighters lie dead.As one of the blighters,i sodding salute you.Let's show them our hearts,then show them theirs
PC:It has been an honor to have fought with you,Oghren
Oghren: Honor?Nobody's looked at me and seen honor in a long time Warden, You took in a drunken disgrace of an Orzammar warrior. You gave me a reason to fight again, and the will to keep going. You helped me find the one woman in the sodding world who might put up with me, and you helped me get past Branka so I could have someone new. I owe you alot, Warden. I consider it a fine honor to die for you and your cause.
PC:We’ll talk about honor after we all survive this
Oghren:Hm, not one for facin’ the facts, are you? Aye, I’ll play along.
"Either you have an enviable memory, or a pitiable life, to know nothing of regret." - Sten, DA:O
I nudge history when it's required. Other times, a shove is needed. - Flemeth
"Whatever we were before... We are now... The Inquisition."
Although "All the yesses. Every friggin' one." is pretty close.
Aside from swooping? There's a reason it's popular!
Roderick - "You killed everyone who's in charge!"
Varric - "Well ****."
Then of course the Inky's rant in the new DLC about everyone being ungrateful bastards.
Best Trespasser line for me was Sera's: "The Dalish. Are going. To sh*t themselves."
Put me on the floor.
I'm certain its already been said, but.
"Oh! I am going to read the S*** out of this!"
Dorian calling Sera
Spoiler
was veeeerry sweet!![]()
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