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[Wren]

My personal favorite:

 

• Sera: Do all Grey Wardens have beards?
• Blackwall: No, just me. I stole all the beards... and all the power held within.
• Blackwall: There can be only one.
• Sera: Not really!

[GameBoyish]

Dorians' delivery on this line also makes me chuckle every time:

 

• Dorian: 'Dorian, why can't you look after your little friends? Corypheus peed on the carpet again!'

I just came across this and wish I could listen to it as my message tone. 

[Lavellan-San]

Vivienne: "Your dementia is showing"

[Qun00]

Siding with the swindler merchants in Lothering.

Warden: Can you beat that offer, sister?

Chantry sister: You want me to bid against him? We don't have that kind of coin.

Warden: Then it's time for you to go, isn't it?

Chantry sister: You would do the bidding of this evil little man?!

Warden: Absolutely. Off you go.

[Witchy751]

Merrill Ma vhenan! Thank the Creatiors How did you escape? Was it exciting? Did you shank someone

[JenMaxon]

Varric: I think my jaw just hit the Deep Roads

 

I loved everything about that scene with Aveline trying to work out how to woo Donnic.

[Orian Tabris]

One line I really like happens to be in my signature.

 

Varric: "It's a great story. It's got heroism, love, betrayal, and random musical numbers. What's not to like?"

[Andres Hendrix]

Morrigan: "Take a man such as yourself. Between us, there could be sex. Lust. Passion. Anything else is simply a delusion."

Warden: "Nothing wrong with a little delusion."

Approval Gauge: "Morrigan can't help but approve +4."

I imagine her saying afterwords, "Damn approval gauge, why won't you just leave me be!"*

Approval Gauge: "Morrigan cares for the Warden."

Morrigan: "**** off!"

[Andres Hendrix]

It's literature...smutty literature.

"You! You could ask him to finish it, command him to..." XD

[Gold Dragon]

Congratulations.  You have found a waste bin.   -Sten, Dragon Age: Origins upon finding the Urn of Sacred Ashes.

 

I Stand in Awe.   REAL-LY.  -Morrigan.  Same place.

 

Nice Vase.  I shall get one for my house.  Zevran, Same place.

[thats1evildude]

Best clapback in DAO.

No, the best burn is saying this to Loghain.

Loghain: You have my sympathies on what happened to your order. It is unfortunate that they chose to turn against Ferelden.

Warden: I don't accept the sympathies of deserters and regicides.

Boy, that pisses him off.

[Addictress]

This was entertaining as well. After the meeting of King Alistair and Meredith.

Anders: Say, weren't you a Grey Warden once?
Alistair: That's the rumour. Wait, weren't you?
Anders: That's the rumour.

[sniper_arrow]

Isabela: Psst. I've got some of it written down now.

Varric: Give it here.

Varric: "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles)

Varric: "She pounced—the smooth moves of a jungle cat—and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He—"

Aveline: What?

Isabela: Nothing.

Aveline: What is that?

Isabela: Shh! (Giggles)

Varric: Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication.

Isabela: It's "friend-fiction!" I do it out of love.

 

Aveline: I will never, ever be clean again.

[Aren]

Inqusitor: "Varric, take a look at this painting. We've never faced a creature like that before. Any idea what it is?"

Varric: "It's clearly an 'I'm-gonna-eat-your-god-damn-face-because-Thedas-is-full-of-insane-and-angry-sh*t-o-saurus.' This one is of the lizard variety."

Dorian: "Why, Varric, I never took you for a monsterologist!"

Varric: "Yeah -- I'm pretty great at most things."

Dorian: "'Modesty' clearly not being one of them."

Varric: "Look who's talking."

[Heathen Oxman]

Shianni: "Wake up, cousin.  Don't you remember what day it is?"

 

Jerk Warden: "Judging by your breath, it's get drunk before noon day."

 

 

Carta Guard: "What's the password?"

 

Jerk Warden: "Jarvia sucks lizard eggs!"

[vertigomez]

Fenris: So, on the word of a drunk, we intend to accuse the Grand Cleric of funding zealots?
Hawke: It's a careful chat about missing Qunari.
Fenris: Freedom was interesting while it lasted.

I lol'd.

[Witch Cocktor]

Cassandra: '' Sera, why would you assume I should use my training to assault an animal. ''

 

This destroyed me. I don't even know why. But I never laughed at anything in DA:I (and the banter was really funny at times) as much as I laughed at this line.

[AnimalBoy]

Hawke's enchantment soup rant.

[Catilina]

• Fenris: How is it you get into these situations so often?
• Hawke: What do you mean?
• Fenris: Hmm. Attacked by dwarves, approached by strangers, stumbling upon ancient riddles... madness.
• Hawke: It's a gift.
• Fenris: Well I think you should return it.

[Satihis]

Cullen: I am not bait!

Leliana: Hush! Just look pretty!

[Yumakooma]

Not the best but a cool one to mention, right after Iron Bull betrays the party

 

Vivienne: Calling me ma'am all this time, clever boy

[KaiserShep]

"What's a Mekel?"

[vertigomez]

Warden: I don't know what to believe.
Flemeth: A statement that possesses more wisdom than it implies.

And smooshy romance because I'm a sap,

Sera: Well, thank you, old lady smarty pants, turning it around to show me what I really want. But so what! Who cares against all of everything?
Inky: It's because I love you that everything had better watch out.

[Tidus]

Close one's eyes tight or open one's arm wide either way one's a fool. Flemeth

 

Shianni: Wake up cousin.

 

PC: Just a little longer.

 

Shianni : You don't want me to get a bucket of cold water again?

 

Leliana: I see you're still wading through Morrigan's swamp.

 

Warden: I could wade through your swamp.

[GoldenGail3]

King Cousland - the serious guy

"Do you want to go to bed with me? It's awfully cold..."

"Go get a thicker blanket." - Warden Cousland

Queen Cousland

"So I found this rose... And i wondered how such a beautiful thing could last in such a place as Lothering... And I wanted to give to you."

"Feeling a little thorny are we?"

"I told myself. She'd never see that through that, boy was I mistaken." Alistair.

Then DA2 Hawke

"Oh Isabela - time to change the locks!" Humourous Hawke

"I knocked this time, Hawke. "

Some More Hawke...

"Oooh, Coryphues, with a name like that I image they go MWAHAHA!" - I love you Humorous Hawke....

DAA:

"I am the first!"

"No - I am!" - Warden

DAI:

"There's that demon Ermond was talking about?"

"Yes."

"Oh shite!" Inquistor