In DA2 when bringing in Emile de Launcet:
Emile: Wow, are you a mage? Because you just magicked my breath away.
Hawke: That was pathetic. You need more practice with women
Emile: Can I practice on you? In private?
Merrill: That would never work. Your tongue's not raspy enough. At best, you'd just drool alot.
Tallis: "That altar is very old. And creepy. I wouldn't touch it."
Hawke: [touches it]
***A wild SKY HORROR appears and kills everyone!***
Easily been said before in the past 30+ pages, but my favourites will always be from DA2, funnily enough: "Elf this, elf that, I'll elf your mother!" and "Come! Felicitate me!".
"Mai Bhalsych of Korse" and "Solas, have I ever wanted to hear one of your endless explanations? Ever?" gave me a good laugh in Inquisition also - especially the last one, given the circumstances they were in. Poor guy had this great explanatory speech prepared and instead got the TL;DR response before he even began! 
I would have to go with Bull's line when Cullen, Josephine and Cassandra walk in on him and the Inq. in an intimate moment.
"Oh, for F**k's sake!"
Inquisitor: "You say that, but you're the one who started with tongue."
Solas: "I did no such thing!"
Inquisitor: "Oh, does it not count if it's only fade-tongue?"
First time I heard that I was like...Nooooo they actually said that? 
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