Dorians' delivery on this line also makes me chuckle every time:
lol
DA:O:
Mouse - "The true dangers of the Fade are preconceptions. Misplaced trust. Pride."
Oghren - "Let the Stone run red with the blood of heroes."
DA2:
Warden Carver - "I'm proud to be your brother. That's gone unsaid too long. In war, victory Champion."
Inquisition:
Inquisitior - "I'm not chosen. I HAVE chosen."
Sarcastic Hawke has so many golden lines, as mentioned here, although I must defend that both aggressive and diplomatic Hawke have awesome lines as well, it's just that the jokes in those situations are usually done by others in reaction to what was being said.
For some reason my favorite was:
Isabela: Isn't there a burning orphanage somewhere?
Diplomatic Hawke: [Sincerely] Why? Have you heard something?
That scene just kills me every time for some reason.
Blackwall: Don't you understand? I gave the order to kill Lord Callier, his entourage, and I lied to my men about what they were doing!
Blackwall: When it came to light, I ran.
Blackwall: Those men, my men, paid for my treason while I was pretending to be a better man!
Blackwall: This is what I am! A murderer, a traitor.. a monster.
I especially liked the delivery of those lines, acting and directing during this scene was suberb.
In DA2 Hawke: OUT OF RANGE, WE NEED TO GET CLOSER 
"The Inquisitor was a funny Qunari." That's what they'll say one day, you watch.
- Cassandra
That line is even better when you are a Dwarf, something about between you and Varric, are all dwarves comedians?
I'm surprised no one mentioned this line, so I'll just volunteer 
"Can I get you a ladder? SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK."
I also love pretty much everything the DA:O companions say 
Shale: It has become very close with the other Grey Warden.
Alistair: Uh...yes, I suppose I have at that.
Shale: I find this difficult to comprehend. It is whiny and weak and constantly laughing.
Alistair: Then I guess a romance between you and I is completely out of the question?
Shale: And the attempts at humor. I cannot understand how it is endured.
Alistair: Well maybe you should ask her why she likes me so much instead of bothering me with it.
Shale: It has a loud mouth. Why its head has not been crushed already is hard to imagine.
Alistair: Or maybe you just happen to figure she likes me a lot more than she likes you.
Shale: Don't be foolish.
Alistair: Yes, I thought so. Just watch your step or I'm totally telling.
Shale: I'm going to stand over here now.
I like a lot of the in battle dialog.
Ohgrin: "Lets see what yer innerds look like!"
Really ANYONES reaction to Aveline going down, especially,
Varric: Holy mother of green cheeses, how did they take that woman down?!?
The Warden to Tomas on entering Redcliffe Village: "Get out of my way. I have no time for slack-jawed fools."
Edit: wait, I just remembered one more...
Morrigan to Dog: "A putrid, half-eaten hare is not something a woman wishes to find in her unmentionables..."
Warden to Morrigan: "Can't be any stinkier than what normally goes in them..."
rofl... xD I always loved that response.
ASSCHABS! (I hope that came through...)
But yeah, Sarcasta-Hawke is just full of gold. And some of the wittier responses our Inquisitors can give are awesome as well. But probably the funniest things I run into are Viv's and Bull's banter. It came out so surprisingly, and I've loved every minute of it since.
Hawke: Working your way up would be fun...all right, that was a lie. It won't be fun.
Isabela: So big girl, how are you enjoying being married?
Aveline: It's wonderful...it's so nice....
Isabela: Flipped arse over ****** and being hammered like a bent nail?
Aveline: LOVED. Though the other thing is awfully nice.
At least she doesn't shy away in that line from what Isabela says, she just accredits it politely.
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It's not my fave line, but the one above with Isabela reminded me of one time she said something to the effect of, "if you stick your thumb up his ***, I win." It was one of those rare gaming moments when I just let my hands off the mouse and keyboard and just stared at the screen for a few seconds.
There is a scenario in DAO if the female warden has a threesome with Leliana and Isabela where Oghren's reaction is hilarious if he is in the party. Maybe not so much a line but it is hilarious none the less.
There is a scenario in DAO if the female warden has a threesome with Leliana and Isabela where Oghren's reaction is hilarious if he is in the party. Maybe not so much a line but it is hilarious none the less.
WAT.
There is a scenario in DAO if the female warden has a threesome with Leliana and Isabela where Oghren's reaction is hilarious if he is in the party. Maybe not so much a line but it is hilarious none the less.
You can even have a foursome if you have a hardened Leliana as lover and Zevran is in the party. ^^
Alistair: You know, I've been thinking...
Warden: Such a rare occurrence is worth informing me of, sure. (POB FTW!)
Dorian: Varric, are you and Cassandra...?
Varric: What? No! Why would you even think that?
Dorian: Truly? Bizarre.
Cassandra: I'm standing right here!
Dorian: See? She's standing right there! What are you waiting for?
Shale: Am I to understand correctly that the the Painted Elf is a Crow?
Zevran: Not literally but, yes, I am a Crow.
Shale: As in a bird.
Zevran: Is there another sort?
Shale: So the Painted Elf assaults helpless statuary with its feces?!
Zevran: If given sufficient cause, why not?
Shale: That is outrageous! The Painted Elf will stay away from me! Or else!
Zevran: *sigh* I get a lot of that.
Vaughn's guard 1: Where did you get a weapon, elf?
Vaughn's guard 2: You'd better talk quick, scum!
Female city elf Warden: I was... err, he was... oh sod it. (throws murder knife)
.....With great respect.
solas, bright and sad, observes and accepts. spirit self, seeing the soul, solas, but somehow sorrowsCole: You don't need to envy me, Solas. You can find happiness in your own way.Solas: I apologize for disturbing you, Cole. I am not a spirit, and sometimes it is hard to remember such simple truths.Cole: They are not gone so long as you remember them.Solas: I know.Cole: But you could let them go.Solas: I know that as well.Cole: You didn't do it to be right. You did it to save them.Inquisitor: Solas, what is Cole talking about?Solas: A mistake. One of many made by a much younger elf who was certain he knew everything.Cole: You weren't wrong, though.Solas: Thank you, Cole.andCole: Why did it only talk facing one way?Solas: We all have a face we want to show, and a face we we do not.Vivienne: You should not encourage that thing.Cole: Solas isn't a thing.Solas: Well said.
I love how Cole is basically immune to being trolled or insulted.
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