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[KaiserShep]

"I hear you're making a killing. Me too! (Kill him.)"

This is probably evil Warden's best line.

[Rake451]

City Elf Warden waking up a sleeping guard:

 

"I wanted you to be awake for this." (gives him the business side of the Murder Knife)

 

Also, Hawke summing up his next 6 years in Kirkwall:

 

"Don't worry. Helping people and killing people are what I'm best at."

[lynroy]

Alistair: You know, I've been thinking...
Warden: Such a rare occurrence is worth informing me of, sure. (POB FTW!)

I always have to pick that option and I laugh hysterically every time.

[Kaibe]

" Sorry, I just don't work with ugly people."

City Guard: "Did you kill them?"
Hawke: "It's hard to remember. I kill so many things."

[Sith Grey Warden]

Warden (upon learning Alistair's parentage): So... you're not just a bastard, you're a royal bastard?

That line was when I first truly felt a connection between my canon Warden and Alistair.

Honorable mention:

Dorian: Cole, you should be more careful when I'm throwing fire around.
Cole: It won't hurt me. It's friendly fire.
Dorian: that doesn't always mean what you think it means.

[Kaibe]

Three words. Unwashed apostate hobo.

[Steppenwolf]

Iron Bull: Hey, Varric, are you gonna write me into one of your stories?

Varric: How could I not?
Iron Bull: When you do, make sure you describe the masculinity right. Cause this isn't just endurance work -- there was a lot of strength training to get here. You wanna use words like "rippling" or "ripped". "Ripped" is good.
Varric: Hmm... The Iron Bull's belly is prone to rippling after every meal. He rarely wore shirts as they ripped under the strain.
Iron Bull: That hurts, Varric. That's hurtful.

[AWTEW]

 

Dorian: Varric, are you and Cassandra...?

Varric: What? No! Why would you even think that?

Dorian: Truly? Bizarre.

Cassandra: I'm standing right here!

Dorian: See? She's standing right there! What are you waiting for?

 

 

Wait, when does this happen? Is there a video..itottalyshipthosetwo

[lynroy]

Honorable mention:

Dorian: Cole, you should be more careful when I'm throwing fire around.
Cole: It won't hurt me. It's friendly fire.
Dorian: that doesn't always mean what you think it means.

ROFL I haven't heard that one yet!

And yeah, the royal bastard line pretty much sealed Alistair as my wardens brother from another mother.

[Hair Serious Business]

"I will bring myself sexual pleasure later,while thinking about this with great respect" aka IB

[Althix]

We are all killers, Alistair

[willnz]

Hawke : "So this is it. Some of you are worried. Maybe I am too, but I'm not staying long enough to find out..."

 

I love how that line destroys all the dramatic tension in the best possible way

[HeroxMatt]

"Losing money can be both relaxing and habit forming. Give it a try." - Dorian

[Vegeta 77]

Hawke: Looks like the duke has fallen from grace.

 

[lynroy]

Just heard this one and I love it. I've added it to my list of favorite party banter:
Dorian: Ah, Solas. You startled me. You're always so... nondescript.
Solas: Please speak up! I cannot hear you over your outfit!

[Kriztofer]

A line in asunder about the golem arriving in Val Royeaux and terrorising the local pigeon population.

Reminds me of

"The craziest thing. Apparently, the pigeon population has taken a nose dive in Ferelden. Weird, huh. What kind of sick individual preys on those innocent things?"

- Corff

[Cerulione]

"Well, Sh*t."

 

"Sod it!"

 

"No. This is Ridiculous."

[MiyuEmi]

Not my favourite, but this is a good one:

 

Cole: You were just thinking about the time you—
Cassandra: Now I am thinking of something else. Can you guess?
Cole: ...My hat wouldn't fit there.

[Rpgfantasyplayer]

Dorian- Nobody wants to admit when they sh!t the bed.

 

Iron Bull-Can I borrow a trebuchet?  Crem does a some sewing and makes these nugs with wings and I want to see how far they will fly.

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: To many things to quote that it could take me all day.

[JumboWheat01]

It still amazes me, despite how dark and gritty the world of Dragon Age is supposed to be, we get these amazing moments of glorious wit that make us stop moving, stare at the screen for a while, and wonder if we just heard that.

[Yosharian]

I'm gonna go with this entire scene:

Meeting Blackwall for the first time

 

Absolutely stunning voice acting.  The bit where he breaks off to stop the arrow with his shield... I shed a tear...  so beautiful.

[Ibn_Shisha]

Well, since no one's called this one from Legacy out yet:

 

Hawke: You're fast. Like... a mangy, blighted little mongoose.
Larius: I have... never been called that.

[StrangeStrategy]

(Disgusted noise.)

[schall_und_rauch]

Aveline: Doesn't that bother you?
Isabela: Why should it? They don't know me. I know me.