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[Xiomara]

The magistrate will have your head!
Hawke: The magistrate can sod off.

[frostajulie]

Lord trifles Minutiae made whoosh noises when I answered a question incorrectly.  The whoosh noises were hilarious.

[Kulyok]

Lord Foreshadow in DAO:

 

"The Origins of Theses: Knowing More Than Everyone Without Looking Like a Jackass.
-Never get the time to read this. Maybe there's a stage play?"

 

 

 

And now we know it was all about Solas.

[BloodyTalon]

Need to play DA:I more, but this is my all time favorite still

[KaiserShep]

The magistrate will have your head!
Hawke: The magistrate can sod off.

I actually favor this line from snarky Hawke:

 

Better men have tried, and failed.

[KaiserShep]

Lord trifles Minutiae made whoosh noises when I answered a question incorrectly.  The whoosh noises were hilarious.

 

I'm pretty sure he makes that noise regardless of whether or not you answered correctly, but yeah, it's pretty funny.

[AWTEW]

Isabella: I'm glad you walked in here all those years ago.."

Hawke: ' I was drawn in,  by the intoxicating aroma of stale ****** and vomit..

[Shadow Quickpaw]

Morrigan: I have a thought.

Warden: Just the one?

Morrigan: Oh hah hah, you're so witty. You and mother should start a comedy troupe.

 

Whenever the post-haven singalong ends two things go through my head. 1: Solas says: "A word." And my head goes: "Just one?" 2: I hope you (Solas) were as freaked out by that as I was.

[AutumnWitch]

Isabela: I spy with my little eye, something that is... red. And socially uncomfortable.
Aveline: Ugh.
Isabela: No guesses? It starts with A.
Aveline: Shut up.
Isabela: Ooh, my mistake. It starts with such a B.
Aveline: Time and a place, Isabela. No games when we're this deep in a mess.
Isabela: Fine. Gone from B to a real C, anyway.

[ParagonStovus]

 Flemeth: Men's hearts hold shadows darker than any tainted creature.

 

 Sarcastic Hawke (betraying Janeka): Nothing personal, but you're kind of insane. And a b****. Oh wait, that is personal, isn't it?

[KaiserShep]

 Flemeth: Men's hearts hold shadows darker than any tainted creature.

 

 Sarcastic Hawke (betraying Janeka): Nothing personal, but you're kind of insane. And a b****. Oh wait, that is personal, isn't it?

 

Oh man I never knew Hawke would say that. Pretty good.

[Reguire]

in a romance scene with Iron Bull

 

Cassandra: So, I take it-

Iron Bull: Actually, he's the one who's been taking it.

Cullen: *snorts*

[Nimlowyn]

So, so many but this one comes to mind:

 

Varric: Harding, huh? Ever been to Kirkwall's Hightown?

Harding: I can't say I have. Why?

Varric: You'd be Harding in...oh nevermind.

Cassandra: (disgusted noise).

 

Puts a smile on my face every time. X)

[Sosipaasnar]

Oghren: "Shave my back and call me an elf!"

 

[Hellion Rex]

For some reason, Hespith has my absolute favorite dialogue of all the Dragon Age games.

 

"The Stone has punished me, dream-friend. I am dying of something worse than death. Betrayal."

"She became obsessed, that is the word but it is not strong enough. Blessed Stone, there was nothing left in her but the Anvil."

 

"I was her captain, and I did not stop her. Her lover, and I could not turn her. Forgive her... but no, she cannot be forgiven. Not for what she did. Not for what she has become."

 

“That's why they hate us... that's why they need us. That's why they take us.... that's why they feed us. But the true abomination... is not that it occurred, but that it was allowed.”

[line_genrou]

Oghren: Have you ever thought about getting yourself a husband, Morrigan? It might do you some good, you know.

Morrigan: Tie myself to another with bonds of servitude? It serves no purpose.

Oghren: Don't you want little Morrigans running about some day? The pitter-pat of little witchy feet?

Morrigan: You say that as if one is necessary for the other to follow. My mother needed no husband to have her daughters.

Oghren: But you're no ugly, old forest witch. I'm sure you can land yourself a proper husband if you just show a bit more skin.

Morrigan: Is that how you "landed" your own wife? No wonder she turned to her own sex for comfort.

Oghren: Now that's just mean.

[SixthSeraph]

Sera at endgame:

 

"Shut up! If I start crying I'm going to punch everyone!"

[Reguire]

This was entertaining as well. After the meeting of King Alistair and Meredith.

 

Anders: Say, weren't you a Grey Warden once?

Alistair: That's the rumour. Wait, weren't you?

Anders: That's the rumour.

[Nimlowyn]

Oh my gosh how could I forget:

 

Varric: Of course it's a skull that lights up creepy ****.

[KaiserShep]

Oghren: Have you ever thought about getting yourself a husband, Morrigan? It might do you some good, you know.

Morrigan: Tie myself to another with bonds of servitude? It serves no purpose.

Oghren: Don't you want little Morrigans running about some day? The pitter-pat of little witchy feet?

Morrigan: You say that as if one is necessary for the other to follow. My mother needed no husband to have her daughters.

Oghren: But you're no ugly, old forest witch. I'm sure you can land yourself a proper husband if you just show a bit more skin.

Morrigan: Is that how you "landed" your own wife? No wonder she turned to her own sex for comfort.

Oghren: Now that's just mean.

Man, Morrigan didn't even have to spend any mana to inflict that burn.

[Treacherous J Slither]

One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite NPCs:

 

"Got any dust? Dwarf dust? I'm 'urtin' 'ere!" - Samson the ex Templar lyrium junkie

[Ferocious7]

Basically.. all dialogue between Iron Bull and Sera had me laughing irl.   I feel compelled to travel with them often because of this.

[Xetykins]

The hungry elderly chanters outside Denerim chantry and Alistair's reaction after. Cant remember the words but couldn't believe the chant of light made me want a BLT.

[Draka]

"Mother pusbucket frigging bastard shitebag pissface! Eat it, you lop-eared, son of an arse-nut rot-suck piece of...ugh!"

 

Yea... can't say it better myself. 

[Antergaton]

Leliana: "There were many lovely young initiates in the Lothering cloister--all of them chaste and virtuous. Ah, it added to their mystique."

Leliana: "Because then... then they were forbidden, and forbidden fruit is the sweeter, no?"

Warden: "What about your fruit? Is it forbidden?"

 

Smooth, Warden, Smooth.

 

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