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[Shinobu]

The hungry elderly chanters outside Denerim chantry and Alistair's reaction after. Cant remember the words but couldn't believe the chant of light made me want a BLT.

 

Peas of the Maker!

[holdenagincourt]

"Perhaps you shouldn't have named your mine 'The Bone Pit.'"

[Draining Dragon]

What's a Mekel?

[DarthSideus2]

Wow, there are far too many lines from DA series (especially from sarcastic Hawke), but here are some of my favorites.

 

DAI:

 

When recruiting Blackwall, he is asked by the Inquisitor "How can ONE Grey Warden help?"....I love Blackwall's reponse "Save the f***ing world if pressed"

 

There is a conversation between Sera and Dorian where Dorian is trying to explain that magic is just a mundane tool that is nothing to be afraid of. Sera says something like "You mages are always shoving your "tools" in everybody's face. How would you like it if a mage shoved his "tool" in your face? Dorian replies wantingly "That would be a sight"

 

There is a conversation outside the Chantry in Haven between two women about Iron Bull. The way one woman "thanked" Iron Bull for his healer's help is hilarious. She "thanked" him several times the previous night and now she is walking funny.

 

DA2:

 

Sarcastic Hawke asking a rogue Tal-Vashoth on the Wounded Coast "You sure you know what mercenary means?"

 

Hawke "dies" at Chateau Hainne

 

Arishok "NO" and "Then you shall PAY on my behalf" to dwarf trying to make deal for Gatlock explosive

 

DAO:

 

Morrigan telling Warden "You have bedded me when you had the chance"

 

Isabela saying "And NOW you've peeked my interest" scene in the Pearl

 

Lelianna telling Sten "I saw you picking flowers", "You're a big softy"

 

 

There are so many more from this series I can't remember, but that why I love DA so much .

[DarthSideus2]

Just remembered Isabela's response to Hawke after betraying him to the Desire Demon in the Fade "I like big BOATs, I cannot lie"

[Roses]

Awakening Anders: "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal and the right to shoot lightning at fools"

Warden: "I think you're aiming too low"
Awakening Anders: "You're right. I want a harem, a banquet, and to rain fireballs upon every templar in existance"

DA2 Flemeth: "Watch out for the moment... and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. For it's only when you fall, you can learn whether you can fly"

DA2 Anders: "I always believed people fall in love with the whole person, not just their body. Why would you shy away from loving someone just because they are like you?"

[JadeDragon]

Nightmare Demon: "Perhaps I should be afraid, facing the most powerful members of the Inqusition. (Laughs)."

Nightmare Demon: "Like Blackwall. Ah, there's nothing like a Grey Warden. And you are Nothing like a Grey Warden."

[iamlaughed]

What's a speed griffon? (Laughs) Do they zip around Thedas terrorizing darkspawn with their lightning reflexes?

[Elfyoth]

Isabela: I like boats I cannot lie.

 

And: https://www.youtube....h?v=b-uOSVIH9Ts

 

Watch and see...

 

Coryshit: Beg that I succsed for I have seen the throe of the gods... and it was empty. 

[JnEricsonx]

Cassandra- "Cole, do you sense some secret pain in Erimond?"

Cole-"No, Erimond is a a$$hole."

 

I DIED at that.   

[Rogue Master]

most memorable:

"well... ****" - Inquisitor

"well, well... What have we here?" - Morrigan (DAO & DAI) / Flemeth (DA2)

"You're wading through her swamp!" - jealous Leliana

"Apostate prostitute? Apostitute!" - Isabela

"Everything's better when it's on fire" - Hawke

"Have you ever lick lamp post on winter? - Alistair

[Xiomara]

More lines I love:

 

Sister Theohild: The Veal holds no uncertainty for her, and she will know no fear of death, for the Maker shall be her bacon and her shield.

The Warden: I don't remember the chant having any verses about bacon.

Alistair: I wish someone had taught me her version of the chant when I was a templar *laughs*

 

Vivienne: Fiona dear your dementia is showing.

 

Ariane: Warden, your dog is lecturing me again.

 

Oghren: *imitates Anders* Oh no big Templar man, what are you going to do with that sword?

Anders: Eww

 

Leliana: You're wading in her swamp!

The Warden: I could wade in yours if you like.

 

Morrigan: Of course the mages would choose to imprison themselves in a structure shaped like a giant phallus.

 

Felsi: Have you met Oghren? He got drunk, drunker then usual even, took off his pants and challenged a roasted nug to a wrestling match at my father's funeral. He lost, by the way. The nug got him in an arm-lock. He sat there crying for half an hour until someone pulled it off him.

The Warden: How did he lose to a piece of meat?

Felsi: It was a sodding good roast!

 

Morrigan: Those blushing cheeks tell a different tale.
Alistair: If my cheeks are blushing it's because I'm afraid you're going to suck the blood from them after you finish with him!
Morrigan: If I have the inclination to suck anything of yours, Alistair, believe me, you will be the first to know.

 

Sketch: Tight fit for Tug...

Tug: Yeah, your mother said as much!

 

I'm playing Origins again, if you couldn't tell! I'd forgotten how good the dialogue was. Inquisition's is good don't get me wrong, but Origins and it's DLC are on another level.

[Current Future]

There are too many good ones to choose from, but 2 that stand out for me are:

 

Hawke: "Looks like they took him to a bolt hole in the Wounded Coast.  I wonder if that's near the Injured Cliffs?  Or the Limping Hills?  Massive Head Trauma Bay?"

 

and

 

Hawke "How about we let your man handle this?"  (can't remember direct quote.)

 

Aveline "How about I put a canary in your coal mine.?"

[Cha0sEff3ct]

Cole: that's a big knife.
Blackwall: *snicker* its a sword
Cole: its big
Blackwall: now you're just making it awkward

lol I loved that one. Cole has fun lines. I think it's actually...

 

Cole: that's a big knife.
Blackwall: *snicker* its called a sword
Cole: its bigger than mine
Blackwall: now you're just making it awkward

[Current Future]

DA2 Flemeth: "Watch out for the moment... and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. For it's only when you fall, you can learn whether you can fly"

 

Humorous Hawke's response: "Cheap words from a dragon."  Snarky Hawke, when voiced by Jo Wyatt, is the best.

[Cadera]

Cant remember the exact wording but an early conversation with Alistair

Alistair-"oh didnt i tell you, i was raised by dogs from the anderfels"

Warden-"that must have been tough for them"

Alistair-"well they were flying dogs you see, and devout Andrasteans to boot"

Warden-"I bet your mother was a ******"

Alistair-"All right i give up, i cannot match your rapier wit"

[Dinsdale]

I didn't see this mentioned anywhere, so here goes: This is a fairly nasty line, so sorry if anyone is offended, but it broke me up.

 

Blackwall and Sera and in the party ( you know Sera is gay ), and Blackwall says something like: "I want you to finish that story

you were telling earlier... You were up to your elbows in circumstances ( of course that wasn't her name ), and I just have to know

how it ended... I almost fell over in my chair laughing at the visual image that conjured up. Of course Sera never would finish the

story.!!!

[MrSnoozer]

Inquisitor  : '****' (the word for poop for adults)

[MrGDL87]

 

More lines I love:

 

Sister Theohild: The Veal holds no uncertainty for her, and she will know no fear of death, for the Maker shall be her bacon and her shield.

The Warden: I don't remember the chant having any verses about bacon.

Alistair: I wish someone had taught me her version of the chant when I was a templar *laughs*

 

Vivienne: Fiona dear your dementia is showing.

 

Ariane: Warden, your dog is lecturing me again.

 

Oghren: *imitates Anders* Oh no big Templar man, what are you going to do with that sword?

Anders: Eww

 

Leliana: You're wading in her swamp!

The Warden: I could wade in yours if you like.

 

Morrigan: Of course the mages would choose to imprison themselves in a structure shaped like a giant phallus.

 

Felsi: Have you met Oghren? He got drunk, drunker then usual even, took off his pants and challenged a roasted nug to a wrestling match at my father's funeral. He lost, by the way. The nug got him in an arm-lock. He sat there crying for half an hour until someone pulled it off him.

The Warden: How did he lose to a piece of meat?

Felsi: It was a sodding good roast!

 

Morrigan: Those blushing cheeks tell a different tale.
Alistair: If my cheeks are blushing it's because I'm afraid you're going to suck the blood from them after you finish with him!
Morrigan: If I have the inclination to suck anything of yours, Alistair, believe me, you will be the first to know.

 

Sketch: Tight fit for Tug...

Tug: Yeah, your mother said as much!

 

I'm playing Origins again, if you couldn't tell! I'd forgotten how good the dialogue was. Inquisition's is good don't get me wrong, but Origins and it's DLC are on another level.

 

 

I love all of these quotes but Vivienne's line is a gem.

[Ibn_Shisha]

Ambient banter from an elf down in Darktown:

 

"I wonder what old Elven for 'shitheap' was?"

[Shadowwisher]

Varric: "Baiting a dragon. On purpose. Right. Should have stayed home today." 

[Dr. rotinaj]

Cole talking about Blackwall: "An old name burns inside armour that shouldn't fit. Lit by faces of children he couldn't save" & "The name breaks free, pulls the pain with it. A black wall to shield the self when the sky is rainier"

[guntar74]

"You know I keep hearing elf this elf that..well elf your mother!! " some elf guy in kirkwall

[SixthSeraph]

Some banter between Iron Bull and Blackwall (can't remember exact quotes)

 

Iron Bull: "That's quite the sword arm you've got there Blackwall!"
Blackwall: "Thanks."
Iron Bull: "Must be from all that time you spent alone, am I right!"

Encountering a dragon and giant fighting at Storm Coast:
Sera: "Pfshwhoa - can we stay here and watch?"

[perfect_victime]

My all time favorite was Oghren's Joining

 

"What is this the sampler size?"