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[MrGDL87]

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Bellise: Lock the door ... and fetch me some pillows    

 

The option before choosing this line is something like "carpe diem"

[iamlaughed]

Iron bull was talking about a potion one of the chargers makes that fixes you right up after a battle, but it tastes like s**t. Then the dude who makes the potion says something like "That's because it's a poultice, ser. You're not supposed to drink it." 

 

Talking to Dorian after the winter palace back in Skyhold, Dorian says - "I hope you tried the ham they were serving, by the way. Tasted of despair. Fascinating."

 

Both of these lines made me laugh so hard I almost woke my husband in the other room

[XxPrincess(x)ThreatxX]

Some of my favourite lines are from the Arishok:

“A simple act of greed has bound me! We are all denied Par Vollen until I alone recover what was lost under my command! That is why this elf and her shadows are unimportant. That is why I do not simply walk from this pustule of a city. Fixing your mess is not the demand of the Qun! And you should all be grateful!”

"Like fat Dathrasi you feed and feed and complain only when your meal is interrupted. You do not look up. You do not see that the grass is bare. All you leave in your wake is misery. You are blind. I will make you see!"

Guy gave great speeches

[Arisugawa]

I have far too many. But for some reason, this one sticks out in my mind.

 

During What Pride Had Wrought:

 

Sera: It's called the Well of Sorrows. SOR-ROWS. No one should drink from the Well of SORROWS.

[Alexius]

I don't really know why, but I like this one from DA:I, when you ask Cole what he sees in you (maybe I just liked the metaphore).

 

Cole: "You're too bright, like counting birds against the sun."

[BraveVesperia]

"Forget you know this about me."

 

I laugh every. Single. Time. I love that whole conversation.

 

Hawke's "I'VE BEEN STUNG BY A BEE!" monologue is also pure gold.

[agonis]

Viv rocks.

 

• Iron Bull: You know, Viv, you're not bad with that staff.
• Vivienne: You will address me as Enchanter Vivienne, court mage of the Imperial Court, or Madame de Fer. Not. Viv.
• Iron Bull: Oh, right. Ma'am. Sorry. Ma'am.
• Vivienne: Hm... yes. "Ma'am" works as well.

 

• Vivienne: Iron Bull, did you clean your weapon after the last fight?
• Iron Bull: Er..., no. Odds are we're gonna be killing something again in a few minutes. Besides, the bloodstains are good for scaring enemies! They see a big messy blade and they... you know. Argh... I'll go clean it.
• Vivienne: Thank you, darling.
• Iron Bull: Yes, ma'am.

[QweenBeen]

Cullen loses wicked grace...cole is just awed... "It comes off...I didn't know it came OFF"

DAO banter so good but it's like full paragraphs of dialogue they're so long and awesome.

[Shelidon]

Viv rocks.

All her banters with Iron Bull are fantastic. The relationship they develop is... actually kind of nice. She's almost maternal.

Vivienne: You cannot go shirtless in front of the preeminent nobles of Orlais. Let us see...
Iron Bull: Hey... I had a shirt in Halamshiral!
Vivienne: In Halamshiral, you were a blade of cheap iron. When I am done, you will shine like a gleaming dawnstone saber.
Vivienne: A purple coat, tight at the waist, slashed with silver, emerald accents. Open at the collar to accentuate your chest.
Vivienne: Every woman will want you. Every man will want to be you.
Iron Bull: Well... alright. Tell me more about the coat.

And

Vivienne: Now, Bull, the steps of the dance of six candles?
Iron Bull: Wait a minute! I know what this is. You're screwing with me because you look like a Tamassran. It's the whole "authoritative female" thing. Plus, that hat with the horns... you've been playing me. Well, I was trained by the Ben-Hassrath. You think I don't know how to handle manipulation?
Vivienne: Bull. Step step turn...
Iron Bull: (Sighs.) Step, shuffle, spin... ...ma'am.

That hat with the horns killed me.

[JnEricsonx]

Some of my favourite lines are from the Arishok:

“A simple act of greed has bound me! We are all denied Par Vollen until I alone recover what was lost under my command! That is why this elf and her shadows are unimportant. That is why I do not simply walk from this pustule of a city. Fixing your mess is not the demand of the Qun! And you should all be grateful!”

"Like fat Dathrasi you feed and feed and complain only when your meal is interrupted. You do not look up. You do not see that the grass is bare. All you leave in your wake is misery. You are blind. I will make you see!"

Guy gave great speeches

 

Yeah, but he couldn't see nug-crap when my Hawke hit his face with a Fireball.   Couldn't talk either after that. 

[JnEricsonx]

Oop, that last line was mine, wasn't supposed to be part of the quote, heh.

[samb]

There was a banter between Vivenne and Dorian where they were snipping at eachother's culture and call a truce.
Here's a paraphrase:
Dorian: we should remember put our differences aside and realize what's really important.
Viv: what's that's that darling?
Dorian: at least we aren't Ativan.

[samb]

I am always amused when I hear banter between people I didn't think would get along.

Blackwall and Sera seemed like they wouldn't like eachother, ones a serious grey Warden and the other is a bipolar elf but they hit it off. Sera even tries to recruit him into the Red Jenny.
There was one line where Blackwall tells Sera he had absorbed all the mustaches in the world and his mustache was all powerful. And sera acutually believed him.

[JumboWheat01]

I am always amused when I hear banter between people I didn't think would get along.

Blackwall and Sera seemed like they wouldn't like eachother, ones a serious grey Warden and the other is a bipolar elf but they hit it off. Sera even tries to recruit him into the Red Jenny.
There was one line where Blackwall tells Sera he had absorbed all the mustaches in the world and his mustache was all powerful. And sera acutually believed him.

• Sera: So do all Gray Wardens have beards?
• Blackwall: Just me. I stole all the beards, and all the power stored within. There can be only one.

And maybe that's why no other party member has beards...

 

And you know what, just because we're on a Sera/Blackwall note, and you mentioned the Red Jenny thing...

 

• Blackwall: Hey. When this is all done, if you ever need my help for anything, you just ask. Alright?
• Sera: Knew it! I knew you could be one of us!
• Blackwall: Us? That... Red Jenny thing-- I... I didn't mean--
• Sera: It will be brilliant, right? You can flip some tables, show some nobles your arse, or something--
• Blackwall: No one needs to see my arse.

• Sera: I knooow!

[ORTesc]

Sten and cookies.

[Alexius]

 

• Sera: So do all Gray Wardens have beards?
• Blackwall: Just me. I stole all the beards, and all the power stored within. There can be only one.

And maybe that's why no other party member has beards...

 

And you know what, just because we're on a Sera/Blackwall note, and you mentioned the Red Jenny thing...

 

• Blackwall: Hey. When this is all done, if you ever need my help for anything, you just ask. Alright?
• Sera: Knew it! I knew you could be one of us!
• Blackwall: Us? That... Red Jenny thing-- I... I didn't mean--
• Sera: It will be brilliant, right? You can flip some tables, show some nobles your arse, or something--
• Blackwall: No one needs to see my arse.

• Sera: I knooow!

 

 

I've had these guys in my party for ages and these lines never came.

 

Now I'm a bit disappointed.

[Lavaeolus]

Well well, what have we here?
 
And Loghain's entire Landsmeet speech.

"A fine performance, Eamon, [claps mockingly]... but no one here is taken in by it. You would attempt to put a puppet on the throne and every soul here knows it. The better question... is 'Who will pull the strings?'"

<Warden walks in>

"Ah! And here we have the puppeteer."

Simon Templeman's delivery is fantastic, and I cannot stress that enough.

[samb]

Cole to Blackwall:
Isn't me not hurting more important than him being punished?

That really made me stop to think. it made blackwall reconsider too, before he was adament about the Templar being punished for killing Cole, after that he wasn't so sure.

[Elfyoth]

All of this happens becouse of fanatics, and arguments about the next world, its time we start beliving in this one- The Inquistor 

[DracoAngel]

I love Cole's party banter.

 

Cassandra: What of Magister Erimond? Do you sense a secret pain in him?

Cole: No. Erimond is an a$$hole.

Cassandra: *Laugh* Well said.

 

My jaw hit the floor when I heard Cole actually call someone an a$$hole

[ToJKa1]

Stick THIS in your taint, Blighty!

 

Always make me laugh.

 

Simon Templeman's delivery is fantastic, and I cannot stress that enough.

 

Indeed, i love the "How dare you judge me!". Logahin was a good villain, an actual character, unlike Cornyphails.

[ShepardMyFriend]

Mostly because of the badass music playing in the background and Anora's dejected reaction as Teagan walked away like a boss...

 

Teagan - "Your majesty, your father risks civil war. If Eamon were here..."

Anora - "Bann Teagan, my father is doing what is best."

Teagan - "Did he also do what was best for your husband, your majesty?"

[Merlik]

Probably no the best line, but it made me chuckle when Cass said, "Who placed a skull out here! And for what purpose!"

 

And then right after, Varric adds, "Of course, it had to be a skull that lights up creepy sh@t.."

[Ser Kilroy]

There are so many anything with varric,dorian,isabela, and vivienne

 

also: "At the heart of it, all a Warden is a promise. To protects others...even at the cost of your own life." -Blackwall

 

 and in my sig