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[cronshaw]

"That's a lot of nipples"

[Aesir26]

 

Viv rocks.

 

• Iron Bull: You know, Viv, you're not bad with that staff.
• Vivienne: You will address me as Enchanter Vivienne, court mage of the Imperial Court, or Madame de Fer. Not. Viv.
• Iron Bull: Oh, right. Ma'am. Sorry. Ma'am.
• Vivienne: Hm... yes. "Ma'am" works as well.

 

• Vivienne: Iron Bull, did you clean your weapon after the last fight?
• Iron Bull: Er..., no. Odds are we're gonna be killing something again in a few minutes. Besides, the bloodstains are good for scaring enemies! They see a big messy blade and they... you know. Argh... I'll go clean it.
• Vivienne: Thank you, darling.
• Iron Bull: Yes, ma'am.

 

 

I love every bit of dialogue between Viv and IB. I would never have expected him to be wrapped around her finger and it's hilarious.

[mfr001]

Scout Harding: "I think their leader's just a boastful little ****** who wants to brag he killed you."

Inquisitor: "That's fame for you."

[MiyuEmi]

Another good one - available only if you let the Charger's perish:

 

IB: So are you going to let me have it Solas, or do I have to wait and wonder.

Solas: What do you mean?

IB: We've got an alliance with my people.  Given how much you love the Qun, I figured...

Solas: I might scold you?  Berate you for your decisions?

IB: Hey, the Chargers died as heroes for the good of the mission.

Solas: I never said otherwise.  The truth is, Iron Bull, you are Qunari.  I cannot be disappointed in your decisions.  As a mindless, soulless drone, you could never make any.

[Pantz]

“You will guard them and they will hate you for it. Whenever there is not a Blight actively crawling over the surface, humanity will do its best to forget how much they need you. And that's good. We need to stand apart from them, even if they have to push us away to make us do it. That is the only way we can ever make the hard decisions.”  

Said by Kristoff, former Orlesian Commander of the Grey in Dragon Age: The Calling

 

 

"Nobody wants to hear how the sausage is made."

Random chatter by people in Val Royeaux, regarding Grey Wardens and how they are easily forgotten and unacknowledged after a blight ends.

[Elfyoth]

Change is coming to the world, many fear change and will fight it with every vible they can, but somtimes change is what they need most... somtimes change is what sets them free...-Morrigan  I am posting a lot of posts but just when I suddenly remember one line that I really like I post it here  

[nightscrawl]

I think the dialog that best illustrates Fenris's extreme deadpan humor is this one. His tone while delivering it is just great. He has quite a few such lines with most of the companions. I think his humor is really under-appreciated.

Varric: So, elf. That thing you do with your hand...
Fenris: I can already tell this isn't going anywhere pleasant.
Varric: I bet that makes pickpocketing easier.
Fenris: I'll try it some time and find out.

[Melyanna]

One of the reasons I love DA so much: the banter.

Just quoting DA:I here, because the previous posts altready have most of the lines I love from the previous two games:

 

A funny one:

• Varric: Be still my heart! I've grown on you.
• Cassandra: Like fungus.

A serious one:

• Cassandra: Solas, if you do not mind me asking, what do you believe in?
• Solas: Cause and effect. Wisdom as its own reward, and the inherent right of all free willed people to exist

[Apo]

In Inquisition, the one that always make me laugh is betwenn Cassandra and Varric after we are introduced to Hawke, when you trigger the cutscene where they fight and she says : "You conniving little **** !"

[Frraksurred]

Pretty much the entire "hairy eyeball" conversation between Sera and Cassandra, but the best part:

Sera: Well, there you go.
Cassandra: No... there we do not go.

[Alan Drifter13]

"I guess the duke has... fallen from grace"

 

Maybe not SO great in the game, but I loved it with the CSI montage:

 

[SkyKing]

"Well I'm here, I'm cold, and I'm certainly going to die. I hope you're as amused as Murdock is" - Lloyd 

 

All of oghrens pickup lines, the random ones he says to all the female party members. 

[ToJKa1]

"I guess the duke has... fallen from grace"

 

 

Oh, i forgot that one. I laughed my ass off the first time

[rda]

This isn't verbatim, but..

Sera: Tell me the original Inquisition's motto again!
Cassandra: (sighs) Into darkness, unafraid.
Sera: Around the corner, chocolate's made!
Cassandra: (Disgusted noise)
Sera: I guess some people just don't like chocolate.

[Kuvira]

*IB compliments BW's handshake*

*BW is all like 'huh, oh gee thanks"*

 

then, BOOM!

 

IB: "I see all that time living alone has given you a firm grip"

[Silcron]

"Gamlen is the only person I know that could tell you "Good morning" and lie twice" I simply love that, sadly it can be applied to most of the politicians that run my country.

"Bow before your new god and be spared." That delivery, it's what got me excited over DAI in the Enemy Trailer.

[Ashen]

There's too many lines in Dragon Age I like... picking one is too hard!

 

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Atrast nal tunsha. May you always find your way in the dark.

- Caridin

 

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Morrigan: "You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?"

Sten: "Yes."

Morrigan: "I... what did you say?"

Sten: "You will need armor I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?"

Morrigan: "How strong are my teeth?"

Sten: "Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me. I may try to nuzzle."

Morrigan: "... Nuzzle?"

 

- Sten counter-trolling Morrigan.

 

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Spoiler

Still, my love has ever been resourceful. I can give the Inquisition a means to send him a message... He will think this means I miss him of course. (Sighs) He will be insufferably pleased with himself.

- Morrigan, if Warden romanced her.

 

(I actually found myself being insufferably pleased. Goddamnit.)

[MrGDL87]

Just been talking to Cabot and I like some of the one-liners:

 

Inquisitor: How is the mood?

Cabot: Obsequious

 

Inquisitor: How is the mood?

Cabot: Ennui

[Lindum]

Leliana: Much like caramel pudding.

[DrBlingzle]

Off the top of my head...

Loghain at the prospect of the ultimate sacrifice:

"Please, I have done... so much wrong. Allow me to do one last thing right."

[DrBlingzle]

Oh, and:

 

"I want to you know that... while I may not always prove... worthy... of your friendship, I will always value it."

With that line Morrigan became on of my favourite characters ever.

[xLawGamerx]

Sten: Congratulations, you found a waste-bin.

[stonerbishop]

Warden: we don't have time
Alistair: we don't have time? Do you have a meeting to get to?

::murderknife wounded soldier::

Alistair: Are you insane!?
Warden: I said we didn't have time

[Marakov7]

Dorian: Nobody wants to admit they **** the bed.

 

Or something like that...