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[Chernaya]

What can I say.  I like my men aged like fine wine. Enjoy diddling Alistair's cherry rose.

 

Oh, but the best part is corrupting that adorable little man 

 

[jlb524]

Andraste_Reborn, on 04 Jan 2015 - 7:50 PM, said:

Ack! I hadn't thought of that. And what about Alistair?! He was already a Warden before we me him, what if he's ugly without the taint?!

 

He probably was...

 

Mine is apparently looking for the cure so she can spend more time with her waifu, Leliana.

 

Ironically, she gets dumped shortly after the cure for losing her sexy.

 

life is cruel

[Andraste_Reborn]

The only death in the deep roads is la petite mort. *runs away*

 

The funny thing is, whenever Marric goes there, this is actually true.

 

(Well, OK, there is also the other kind of death in The Calling, but not before he bangs an elf in the Deep Roads FOR THE SECOND TIME.)

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Wtf, Is the duck taking a dump on the floor? xD

 

He's just sharing his thoughts on some of the conversation, I'm sure.

[veeia]

Wow don't kinkshame Maric. We all have our weird sex things. "Banging elves in the Deep Roads" is a weird but harmless kink, smh.

[Chernaya]

lol, does this thread still have to close? I've decided I like it now.

[HuldraDancer]

 

*goes back to lurking mode*

[Ynqve]

The funny thing is, whenever Marric goes there, this is actually true.

 

(Well, OK, there is also the other kind of death in The Calling, but not before he bangs an elf in the Deep Roads FOR THE SECOND TIME.)

 

Nothing says romance like dark tunnels filled with darkspawn and spiders

[Milan92]

lol, does this thread still have to close? I've decided I like it now.

I think the mods are keeping it open on purpose.

I mean, its too good to close now!

[Chernaya]

Wow don't kinkshame Maric. We all have our weird sex things. "Banging elves in the Deep Roads" is a weird but harmless kink, smh.

 

I'd try it

[Andraste_Reborn]

Wow don't kinkshame Maric.

 

I'm not sure there's a safe, sane and consensual way for him to practice his weirdly specific fetish. At least not without psychologically scarring some darkspawn for life.

 

lol, does this thread still have to close? I've decided I like it now.

 

It's OK, I think the mods have been abducted by aliens. (I mean, I actually reported that Bull-rapes-mabari post myself even thought I didn't really want the rest of the thread to go away, and that was pages ago!)

[AshesEleven]

This thread is infinitely better now than it was at the beginning. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Nothing says romance like dark tunnels filled with darkspawn and spiders

 

I'm sure it's called the "deep roads" for a reason!

 

 

 

 

 

(Did I just say that!?)

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I deny everything.

[Hazegurl]

But he will never love my male Amell

*weeps bitterly*

Get a mod and make him love you.

[Milan92]

No Jer, embrace it all.

[veeia]

I'm secretly a mod (shhhh secret ok we are all friends here, I can trust you with my 100% truth secret right) and I'll close it once people stop amusing me so know that when this thread is shut down it's totally not because a mod found the reports and sighed wearily at the children here and then closed it, it's because I got bored.

[AresKeith]

He was looking pretty darn good in DAI

He looks like William Defoe

[Chernaya]

 

It's OK, I think the mods have been abducted by aliens. (I mean, I actually reported that Bull-rapes-mabari post myself even thought I didn't really want the rest of the thread to go away, and that was pages ago!)

 

Ooooh, somehow it doesn't surprise me that there was such a post. xD

 

 

This thread is infinitely better now than it was at the beginning. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

 

It's wonderful. This place's hidden power is taking horrible things and turning them into excellence. 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

No Jer, embrace it all.

 

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

I'm just an innocent drunk baby and what is this?

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

He looks like William Defoe

 

 

Somebody has to!

[Hazegurl]

OMG, he does look like Willem Defoe!

[Kimberly]

Right! I could not figure out who in the heck he reminded me of! William Defoe.

[Fiery Phoenix]

lol, does this thread still have to close? I've decided I like it now.

These threads have something about them that just makes them stand out.

[veeia]

It's the best when a thread that never had a chance at being a good discussion takes a turn for the worse and you're like NOOOOO WHY AM I HERE but then all your friends show up and are funny and put their lawn chairs down and you set off fireworks together and the Cheers theme song starts playing and you're HOME and then a mod closes the thread because it really shouldn't be allowed to live and you wander off, the buzz wearing off and the regret setting in, but the memories, man. The memories.