If Loghain is there, I don't think it' possible to tell Alistair...
Hardened Alistair ![]()
If Loghain is there, I don't think it' possible to tell Alistair...
Hardened Alistair ![]()

I can only imagine the people peeking into this thread expecting a discussion about Bull only to find pooping ducks and fangirling over Loghain xD
That's the thing with BSN, you never know what you will find in a thread.
Hardened Alistair
WOA DONT INSULT THE DILF ELUVIANUS THIS IS A DILF AND DILF APPRECIATORS SAFE SPACE I mean the thread is called DILF Support Thread right? I forget.
No.
It's Iron Bull being bi is big lie.
Get a hold of something while you can
And stop being so shy
Because our man is pan!
*I'll show myself out*
We could start it again?
I think we concluded that the taint makes people more attractive, and then I did a celebratory dance because I sent romanced Blackwall off to join the Grey Wardens for real. (I mean, he might die. But he could become even hotter! Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiize ....)
Oh holy *****
I love all of you
If Loghain is there, I don't think it' possible to tell Alistair...
I've always felt a bit guilty for putting Alistair on the chopping block for Loghain...until DAI.
Bye bye Alistair.

If the HoF cures their taint do they lose all of dat sexy?
Oh noes
Ack! I hadn't thought of that. And what about Alistair?! He was already a Warden before we me him, what if he's ugly without the taint?!
If the HoF cures their taint do they lose all of dat sexy?
Oh noes
Hardened Alistair
And we've gone full circle in the daisy chain. Dohohoho!
Tsk, tsk. Such lack of taste.I've always felt a bit guilty for putting Alistair on the chopping block for Loghain...until DAI.
Bye bye Alistair.
Tsk, tsk. Such lack of taste.
Some people like tenderloin, others like jerky. Don't judge. *runs away*
I'm with Elu on this one. ![]()
Badum-tish.
And we've gone full circle in the daisy chain. Dohohoho!
I'll be here all day ![]()
Oh holy *****
I love all of you
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Why would you kill Alistair when you could crown him and then surround yourself by beautiful, tainted love at all times. All you have to do is make Loghain and Alistair be okay with this poly relationship, sure it seems impossible, but Bioware Protagonist Special Snowflake power can do anything!!!
Oh, some people want to 'crown' him alright. *runs away*
Why would you kill Alistair when you could crown him and then surround yourself by beautiful, tainted love at all times. All you have to do is make Loghain and Alistair be okay with this poly relationship, sure it seems impossible, but Bioware Protagonist Special Snowflake power can do anything!!!
Well do anything except get a decent mage hat that doesn't cover our hair ![]()
Bioware I need a DLC where I can track down the HoF and stop their villainous plan to turn all my husbandos as ugly as they realistically should be.
Yus! We need our tainted love. So what if they have to die alone in the deep roads, at least they'll look great while doing it!
Tsk, tsk. Such lack of taste.
What can I say. I like my men aged like fine wine. Enjoy diddling Alistair's cherry rose. ![]()
Why would you kill Alistair when you could crown him and then surround yourself by beautiful, tainted love at all times. All you have to do is make Loghain and Alistair be okay with this poly relationship, sure it seems impossible, but Bioware Protagonist Special Snowflake power can do anything!!!
I would but my Warden was too busy trying to put a crown on his own head. He did pop Alistair's cherry at camp though so he didn't send him off without licking lamp post in winter. ![]()
Yus! We need our tainted love. So what if they have to die alone in the deep roads, at least they'll look great while doing it!
The only death in the deep roads is la petite mort. *runs away*
I keep mashing the thumbs button but nothing happens this is just like when i kept mashing flirt options with Loghain it was like they weren't even there in the game, but that can't be real so maybe I just used up all my flirt options like I used up all my likes...yes...
Or you just didn't hit the right spot. *runs away*
What can I say. I like my men aged like fine wine. Enjoy diddling Alistair's
cherryrose.