Also it's not that there isn't anyone playing, infact there are many playing but they only match make you if live in the same block... So I suggest buying several copies of dragon age inquisition and gifting them to your neighbours if you want to play with other people. 
If this was the case, why the crap was I rubber-banding so hard?! I'd use Fade Step to get away from something, and once the spell finished and I started running I'd teleport halfway back to where I was......and my internet is NOT bad.
And this is a real big disappointment. DA MP seems to be something differen't, allowing me to play Dragon Age without burning out on the game entirely. When I get sick of playing SP, play some MP. But if MP isn't working properly, that throws a wrench into that plan.
Guess it's time to go back to some older games during my break times. I've only ever beaten Origins once, never played any of the Baldur's Gate games, and haven't beaten Divinity: Original Sin either. All of which are games I see nothing but good things about.