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It's been about three days now. No moderators, no order. No nothing. Just chaos. It's literally every man for himself now. Females.. everywhere...

 

They've begun locking off food sources, trying to lure us out with the smell of baked goods, and talking about cupcake recipes. That's okay though. The alpha males only hunger for meat, and most of them haven't realized that yet. The beta males however... the ones that started this whole damn war in the first place... they're gone. I guess I should be glad, but.. what they do in those re-education camps... the screams of agony with the sounds of a female Inquisitor on dragon age... that's all I could hear coming from the tents for days.. I think one was even forced to watch the Iron Bull's romance.

 

I don't know how much longer I can last. One of them mentioned cheeseburgers and ram meat. That's that **** I like... but I must remain strong. I must... must... *sobs*

 

Well, how about some mead to go with the steak? A friend of mine tried this recipe & it was wow... She used citrus honey however.

 

You'll be much happier with a bellyfull of mead :lol:

 

Sweetness of the Holy Fire Ingredients
  • For 5 gallons (19 L)
  • 18.0 lb (8.16 kg) | clover honey
  • 5.0 gal (19 L) | water
  • 5.25 oz (0.155 L) | fresh squeezed lime juice
  • 2.5 oz (71 g) | tartaric acid
  • 2.0 oz (57 g) | Beverage People yeast energizer
  • 0.5 oz (14.8 g) | pectic enzyme
  • 3 cc | Boyajian lime oil
  • 2.0 tsp | nutrient
  • 220 mL | chiles d'Arbol extract
  • 0.21 oz (6 g) | Sparkalloid to clarify
  • 0.35 oz (10 g) | Beverage People Prise de Mousse wine yeast
Directions
  • Primary fermentation: 28 days at “ambient” temperature in glass.
  • Secondary fermentation: [unknown]
  • Add chile extract to taste after fermentation and fining. Extract was made by immersing eight dried chiles d’Arbol in four ounces of vodka for 24 hours.

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#752
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Well, how about some mead to go with the steak? A friend of mine tried this recipe & it was wow... She used citrus honey however.

 

You'll be much happier with a bellyfull of mead :lol:

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WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO? Who told you! You've been talking to someone that knows me from Bethesda haven't you!! Or was it boomshakalakalakaboom?

 

Damnit, they found my weakness... my nordic blood can't... resist.. mead... Nooooo!!!

 

*Hopskips into female re-education tent*


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WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO? Who told you! You've been talking to someone that knows me from Bethesda haven't you!! Or was it boomshakalakalakaboom?

 

Damnit, they found my weakness... my nordic blood can't... resist.. mead... Nooooo!!!

 

*Hopskips into female re-education tent*

 

You said that. :lol:

 

No, but we've been talking about Khajiit & Skyrim a bit & Elseweyr a few page back, remember?

 

I love to drop several... ah...  lines that only certain people will understand under certain . :P 

 

And mead's actually taste better than beer :P


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You said that. :lol:

 

No, but we've been talking about Khajiit & Skyrim a bit & Elseweyr a few page back, remember?

 

I love to drop several... ah...  lines that only certain people will understand under certain . :P

 

And mead's actually taste better than beer :P

Worse hangover though. Or so I've heard. :ph34r:



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Worse hangover though. Or so I've heard. :ph34r:

 

How it is possible to get hangover from beer? I mean, I tend to get gloated first before getting drunk from beer...



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depends if its good beer or that rubish american stuff. if it dosnt turn you blind.. its no good.



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Ah, I love Irish beers (Kilkenny!) & Belgian Beers. Never taste American one however. There are also some good Breton beers around here, artisan made but they are more special beers (elderberry, blueberry etc).



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You said that. :lol:

 

No, but we've been talking about Khajiit & Skyrim a bit & Elseweyr a few page back, remember?

 

I love to drop several... ah...  lines that only certain people will understand under certain . :P

 

And mead's actually taste better than beer :P

 

.... Oh... yea... fail :lol: Dang, I gave myself up.

 

And you're right. It's sweet as hell though, but I've found it depends on the brand how much. To your question about beer, you need to drink a lot, lol. It's just dehydration, so if you're a typical american who drinks a lot of soda and barely touches water as it is, it'd be rather easy to get a hangover from beer.

 

Me, I don't touch soda much, usually just drink teas and juices. Takes at least four beers to get me tipsy. I've honestly never been drunk before. Close, but never wasted.



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.... Oh... yea... fail :lol: Dang, I gave myself up.

 

And you're right. It's sweet as hell though, but I've found it depends on the brand how much. To your question about beer, you need to drink a lot, lol. It's just dehydration, so if you're a typical american who drinks a lot of soda and barely touches water as it is, it'd be rather easy to get a hangover from beer.

 

Me, I don't touch soda much, usually just drink teas and juices. Takes at least four beers to get me tipsy. I've honestly never been drunk before. Close, but never wasted.

 

Beer tends to make my stomach gloat & I can't even finish quart of a pint tbh (still, love the taste :lol: )

 

Of late, a friend of mine went crazy with home brewing so we've been having many meads lately. So, it's time to go back to Skyrim... :P

 

Looking at Bottle of Thedas, it'll be interesting to actually taste some of it. Especially there's one IIRC called Dragon's ******. :ph34r:


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Beer tends to make my stomach gloat & I can't even finish quart of a pint tbh (still, love the taste :lol: )

 

Of late, a friend of mine went crazy with home brewing so we've been having many meads lately. So, it's time to go back to Skyrim... :P

 

Looking at Bottle of Thedas, it'll be interesting to actually taste some of it. Especially there's one IIRC called Dragon's ******. :ph34r:

 

LOL Dragon's what? :lol: I remember a dragon something, but I'd rather not guess, hah.

 

I prefer not to drink beer if I can help it. Jack daniels or some vodka, which is one of the few times I do drink soda since I mix it. Cheap Budweiser's usually the only beer I drink. 'murica.



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LOL Dragon's what? :lol: I remember a dragon something, but I'd rather not guess, hah.

 

I prefer not to drink beer if I can help it. Jack daniels or some vodka, which is one of the few times I do drink soda since I mix it. Cheap Budweiser's usually the only beer I drink. 'murica.

 

P*ss. The forum censored it <_<

 

Tea's great. Love tea. Love Coffee. Love mead. Love wine. :lol:



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Ehh? I don't know any cupcake recipes or ram meat burger... but I can make a mean bowl of Phở. Want some? 

 

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depends if its good beer or that rubish american stuff. if it dosnt turn you blind.. its no good.

 

As a bartender, this post makes me want to sob a little, Su.  :(

 

We have good beer here...it just so overshadowed by mass produced junk that few people know it.

 

That said, my favorite beer is a Flemish red ale.


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Ehh? I don't know any cupcake recipes or ram meat burger... but I can make a mean bowl of Phở. Want some? 

 

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Marry me?  :lol:



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Ehh? I don't know any cupcake recipes or ram meat burger... but I can make a mean bowl of Phở. Want some? 

 

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This looks really good. Reminds me of how good Naruto always made food look. There's meat in it, so I'll take it ;)

P*ss. The forum censored it <_<

 

Tea's great. Love tea. Love Coffee. Love mead. Love wine. :lol:

HAHA! Now that sounds perfect for me :lol: DELISH.

 

Not a big fan of wine, but tea and coffee, yes yes.



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Seriously though there should be only one female in the screen at once. It becomes confusing and unrealistic when there is more. I mean who are you supposed to look at when there is more than one?? All other female characters in the screen should be replaced with dragons, darkspawn or talking animals. Much more realistic and fitting for fantasy genre.


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Seriously though there should be only one female in the screen at once. It becomes confusing and unrealistic when there is more. I mean who are you supposed to look at when there is more than one?? All other female characters in the screen should be replaced with dragons, darkspawn or talking animals. Much more realistic and fitting for fantasy genre.

I picture a donkey's ass when Leliana's onscreen :P



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This thing is still open?!?  Wow.   :blink:

 

Screw the food, we need some drinks up in here.  Here's a recipe for the classic Hot Toddy:

 

  • 1½ ounce brown liquor such as brandy, whiskey or rum (I prefer rum myself)
  • 1 tablespoon honey
  • 1 tablespoon of brown sugar
  • ½ ounce lemon juice
  • 1 cup hot water
  • Lemon wedge or cinnamon stick for garnish (optional)
 
Combined the first four ingredients into the bottom of a hot mug.  If desired, garnish with the lemon or cinnamon stick.

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#769
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Looks like the Qunari need to do an Exalted March at your doorstep.



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I picture a donkey's ass when Leliana's onscreen :P

 

...

 

Sorry, I just had to.

 

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Looks like the Qunari need to do an Exalted March at your doorstep.

 

We get the solution: gave cookies to the Arishok & he'll leave.


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ROFL



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As if the Sera thread wasn't enough with those food pics, now here...

 

 

Food everywhere.

Brb gotta raid my fridge and if i don't find anything, i'll go sob in a corner.


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rails-train-off-wherewearegoing-backtoth

 

Some threads shouldn't stay on topic, anyway...  :ph34r:


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Ehh? I don't know any cupcake recipes or ram meat burger... but I can make a mean bowl of Phở. Want some? 

 

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:blink:

 

:pinched:

 

:blush:

 

:wub:

 

:lol:

 

 

rails-train-off-wherewearegoing-backtoth

 

Some threads shouldn't stay on topic, anyway...  :ph34r:

 

I sincerely think now that the mods are saying "5 more recipes... we'll let them 5 more..." since the last 10 recipes.


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#775
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Pho may be the most marvelous culinary creation in the world.

 

*Snip*

 

Some threads shouldn't stay on topic, anyway...  :ph34r:

 

Hear, hear.