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[WildOrchid]

Oh jeebus, food again.

I'm leaving.

[Obvious_Shining]

Cherry Pie recipe

Spoiler

Ingredients:

-2 cups all-purpose flour

-1 cup shortening, chilled

-1/2 cup cold water

-1 pinch salt

-2 cups pitted sour cherries

-1 1/4 cups white sugar

-10 teaspoons cornstarch

-1 tablespoon butter

-1/4 teaspoon almond extract

Directions:

1.Cut the shortening into the flour and salt with the whisking blades of a stand mixer until the crumbs are pea-sized. Mix in cold water by hand just until the dough holds together. Divide the dough in half and form it into two disks. Wrap in plastic and refrigerate until chilled through, 30 minutes to 1 hour.

2.Roll out one disk of dough into a 11-inch circle. Line a 9-inch pie pan with pastry. Refrigerate until needed. Roll out the dough for the top crust, transfer it to a plate or baking sheet, and refrigerate.

3.Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Place a baking tray in the oven to preheat.

4.Place the cherries, sugar, and cornstarch in a medium-sized non-aluminum saucepan. Allow the mixture to stand for 10 minutes, or until the sugar draws out the cherries' juices. Bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring constantly. Lower the heat; simmer for 1 minute, or until the juices thicken and become translucent. Remove pan from heat, and stir in butter and almond extract. Allow the filling to cool to lukewarm. Pour the filling into the pie shell. Cover with top crust, crimp the edges to seal, and cut vents for steam.

5.Bake in a preheated 375 degree F (190 degree C) oven on the baking tray for 45 to 55 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown. Allow to cool for several hours before slicing.

6.Enjoy that motherf*cker.

[Colonelkillabee]

The cooking bit is optional, right?

Yes, but the lovemaking while eating is not, for both parties, so you reap what you sow, ladies. May as well cook it, but no skin off my hairy ass

 

Dinnertime. *seductive Mmmmm*

[HuldraDancer]

One of my favorite recipes but kind of long easier to just put the link to the site. Sorry for lazyness with that Its for Gyoza if anyone is interested 

 

http://www.justoneco.../recipes/gyoza/

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Cherry Pie recipe

Spoiler

Ingredients:

-2 cups all-purpose flour

-1 cup shortening, chilled

-1/2 cup cold water

-1 pinch salt

-2 cups pitted sour cherries

-1 1/4 cups white sugar

-10 teaspoons cornstarch

-1 tablespoon butter

-1/4 teaspoon almond extract

Directions:

1.Cut the shortening into the flour and salt with the whisking blades of a stand mixer until the crumbs are pea-sized. Mix in cold water by hand just until the dough holds together. Divide the dough in half and form it into two disks. Wrap in plastic and refrigerate until chilled through, 30 minutes to 1 hour.

2.Roll out one disk of dough into a 11-inch circle. Line a 9-inch pie pan with pastry. Refrigerate until needed. Roll out the dough for the top crust, transfer it to a plate or baking sheet, and refrigerate.

3.Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Place a baking tray in the oven to preheat.

4.Place the cherries, sugar, and cornstarch in a medium-sized non-aluminum saucepan. Allow the mixture to stand for 10 minutes, or until the sugar draws out the cherries' juices. Bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring constantly. Lower the heat; simmer for 1 minute, or until the juices thicken and become translucent. Remove pan from heat, and stir in butter and almond extract. Allow the filling to cool to lukewarm. Pour the filling into the pie shell. Cover with top crust, crimp the edges to seal, and cut vents for steam.

5.Bake in a preheated 375 degree F (190 degree C) oven on the baking tray for 45 to 55 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown. Allow to cool for several hours before slicing.

6.Enjoy that motherf*cker.

 

Oh my god! There was actually a recipe! I was not expecting that. 

[Colonelkillabee]

Cherry Pie recipe

Spoiler

Ingredients:

-2 cups all-purpose flour

-1 cup shortening, chilled

-1/2 cup cold water

-1 pinch salt

-2 cups pitted sour cherries

-1 1/4 cups white sugar

-10 teaspoons cornstarch

-1 tablespoon butter

-1/4 teaspoon almond extract

Directions:

1.Cut the shortening into the flour and salt with the whisking blades of a stand mixer until the crumbs are pea-sized. Mix in cold water by hand just until the dough holds together. Divide the dough in half and form it into two disks. Wrap in plastic and refrigerate until chilled through, 30 minutes to 1 hour.

2.Roll out one disk of dough into a 11-inch circle. Line a 9-inch pie pan with pastry. Refrigerate until needed. Roll out the dough for the top crust, transfer it to a plate or baking sheet, and refrigerate.

3.Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Place a baking tray in the oven to preheat.

4.Place the cherries, sugar, and cornstarch in a medium-sized non-aluminum saucepan. Allow the mixture to stand for 10 minutes, or until the sugar draws out the cherries' juices. Bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring constantly. Lower the heat; simmer for 1 minute, or until the juices thicken and become translucent. Remove pan from heat, and stir in butter and almond extract. Allow the filling to cool to lukewarm. Pour the filling into the pie shell. Cover with top crust, crimp the edges to seal, and cut vents for steam.

5.Bake in a preheated 375 degree F (190 degree C) oven on the baking tray for 45 to 55 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown. Allow to cool for several hours before slicing.

6.Enjoy that motherf*cker.

[Char]

One of my favorite recipes but kind of long easier to just put the link to the site. Sorry for lazyness with that Its for Gyoza if anyone is interested 
 
http://www.justoneco.../recipes/gyoza/

Totally bookmarking this, cheers!

[Obvious_Shining]

Oh my god, i was listening to this while posting. Roflmao lol

[Colonelkillabee]

Oh my god, i was listening to this while posting. Roflmao lol

I could go for some... cherry pie right about now to go with my steak. mmm

[HuldraDancer]

More laziness on my part!

 

Love using this site for recipes so just putting up the index for the site up lots of recipes there and I haven't tried a ton but all the ones I have tried so far are really delicious

 

 http://www.justoneco...m/recipe-index/

[ComedicSociopathy]

This is the greatest thread derailment I've ever seen. 

 

Keep being awesome people.

 

Also does anyone have a good pumpkin pie recipe?

[Char]

Yes, but the lovemaking while eating is not, for both parties, so you reap what you sow, ladies. May as well cook it, but no skin off my hairy ass
 
Dinnertime. *seductive Mmmmm*

I may genuinely have spent the last few minutes trying to work out the logistics of which positions would best allow for the use of a plate. I take my steak very seriously

[Obvious_Shining]

That song was used in Bad Grandpa lol, sick comedy xd

[Char]

This is the greatest thread derailment I've ever seen. 
 
Keep being awesome people.
 
Also does anyone have a good pumpkin pie recipe?

I don't but I've always wondered what it would taste like, never encountered one here in the uk.

[Colonelkillabee]

I may genuinely have spent the last few minutes trying to work out the logistics of which positions would best allow for the use of a plate. I take my steak very seriously

Plate? Hahaha! We don't use plates!

 

Her back is the plate.

 

[Char]

Plate? Hahaha! We don't use plates!
 
Her back is the plate.

That requires entrusting far too much steak to my partner steak is a fiercely-contested commodity in my household and it's everyone for themselves

[Colonelkillabee]

That requires entrusting far too much steak to my partner steak is a fiercely-contested commodity in my household and it's everyone for themselves

This is where husbands and wives sometimes draw blood in honorable combat for the dominant role, which is rather nice, because you get dinner and a show, except you're in it. First to draw blood wins the right, and since the woman cooked the steak, she's usually at an advantage, because she has the knife.

 

These are Avvar mating and cooking rituals, btw. In case this was unclear, lol.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

This is where husbands and wives sometimes draw blood in honorable combat for the dominant role, which is rather nice, because you get dinner and a show, except you're in it. First to draw blood wins the right, and since the woman cooked the steak, she's usually at an advantage, because she has the knife.

 

These are Avvar mating and cooking rituals, btw. In case this was unclear, lol.

 

Dude, you go to stop hanging out with the Avvar, You're starting to look like a heathen. 

[Colonelkillabee]

Dude, you go to stop hanging out with the Avvar, You're starting to look like a heathen. 

Hey, Avvar fought beside Andraste just like the rest of us! They also betrayed her, but well, so did the Jews with Jesus.

 

Avvar are my bros. They give me people to kill, things to eat, and tough women that'd just as quickly slip a dagger in your belly as let you slip yours in hers.

 

Heaven.

[Obvious_Shining]

Chocolate Pie recipe

Spoiler

Ingredients:

-One 9-inch pie shell
 

-2/3 cup sugar
 

-1/3 cup cornstarch
 

-1/2 teaspoon salt
 

-4 egg yolks
 

-3 cups milk
 

-2 tablespoons butter or margarine, softened
 

-1 tablespoon vanilla extract

Directions:

1.Bake pie shell; cool. Stir together sugar, cornstarch and salt in 2 quart saucepan. Combine egg yolks and milk in container with pouring spout. Gradually blend milk mixture into sugar mixture.

2.Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until mixture comes to a boil. Boil and stir 1 minute. Remove from heat; stir in butter and vanilla.

3.Add 1-3/4 cups chocolate chips; stir until chips are melted and mixture is well blended. Pour into prepared pie shell; press plastic wrap onto filling.

4.Cool. Refrigerate several hours or until chilled and firm.


5.Garnish with whipped cream and remaining chocolate chips, if desired. Makes 8 servings.

6.Enjoy that motherf*cker.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Eh, I am going to bed! Here are my recipes. They are good! Try them! 

 

 

https://www.youtube....fvei80PMQ#t=101

[Colonelkillabee]

Dean never gets to eat pie tho

At least he gets the big ass double bacon cheeseburgers with beer. Which is infinitely better any time of day, any day of the week.

[Colonelkillabee]

 

Haha, I deleted that post too. Too late, lol. Ya caught me being 12. Which is like... every day honestly.

I might just....order that tbh

 

 

Me too, this ****** thread's making my mouth water.