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[Evaderik]

****, my favourite thing to do is to stand at the kitchen sink and make supper! 

I almost love U. 

U R ideal.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

I almost love U. 

U R ideal.

 

OMG, you really think I am ideal? Gosh, I guess I almost love you too. 

[Zarro-Morningstar]

I always head-cannoned my girl as actually wanting to get married and not wanting to leave with Duncan but knew she had to for everyone else's sake. And yea, city elf and human noble are my favourite too.  

It made me really sad because I wanted my girl to be with Nelros...I even wrote a little one-shot of their wedding...well a one-shot of a happy wedding...and their..erm...wedding night... I also headcanoned that my human noble was with Ser Gilmore for most of her life when it came to a romantic relationship..well besides when she bagged Darrian.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

It made me really sad because I wanted my girl to be with Nelros...I even wrote a little one-shot of their wedding...well a one-shot of a happy wedding...and their..erm...wedding night... I also headcanoned that my human noble was with Ser Gilmore for most of her life when it came to a romantic relationship..well besides when she bagged Darrian.

 

Did you imply smut? Where is it?! 

[Zarro-Morningstar]

Did you imply smut? Where is it?! 

...Confiscated...Remember I am between the ages of knowing that one can have children after 30 and that I know what I want and I'm going for it. So DA:O came out in 2009, I was still in Highschool at the time...meaning I still lived with my parents...which means that they could search my room and find my little writings.

 

Honestly, I have no idea where it is. I loved that little story though...I might try to redo it one day. And yes there was indeed smut...which resulted in an awkward conversation with my parents.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

...Confiscated...Remember I am between the ages of knowing that one can have children after 30 and that I know what I want and I'm going for it. So DA:O came out in 2009, I was still in Highschool at the time...meaning I still lived with my parents...which means that they could search my room and find my little writings.

 

Honestly, I have no idea where it is. I loved that little story though...I might try to redo it one day. And yes there was indeed smut...which resulted in an awkward conversation with my parents.

 

You're parents confiscated you're hard written smut? That is glorious! 

[tobynator89]

Dance party?

 

[Evaderik]

OMG, you really think I am ideal? Gosh, I guess I almost love you too. 

I am dwarf... But... I have in the genus were Trolls.

xD

[Zarro-Morningstar]

You're parents confiscated you're hard written smut? That is glorious! 

It is not glorious, lol! The worst thing is that my little brother was the one who found it...he did not know what he had found, but he thought it was funny to steal my writing journal and give it to my older brother...who certainly knew what was going on in my story. Long story short he gave my story to our parents and I was sat down to have a discussion about what was "expected" of me.

 

Luckily that was my second writing journal...since the first one got filled up with more smut/stories, drawings, and songs. So I think the Nelros story was the only one in there...

[Esteed789]

I am dwarf... But... I have in the genus were Trolls.

xD

 

That...might be the most hilarious dick euphemism I have ever read. 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

It is not glorious, lol! The worst thing is that my little brother was the one who found it...he did not know what he had found, but he thought it was funny to steal my writing journal and give it to my older brother...who certainly knew what was going on in my story. Long story short he gave my story to our parents and I was sat down to have a discussion about what was "expected" of me.

 

Luckily that was my second writing journal...since the first one got filled up with more smut/stories, drawings, and songs. So I think the Nelros story was the only one in there...

 

Your older brother read the smut you had written before giving it to your parents so they could confiscate it? I am actually tearing up! This is the best thing ever! Oh *hugs*

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

That...might be the most hilarious dick euphemism I have ever read. 

 

That was a dick euphemism? Damn it. I do not get it. 

[Colonelkillabee]

You asked for it...

 

 

These guys have nothing on my t bagging skills. It's at the end:

 

 

I call it, the Roflcopter.

[Esteed789]

That was a dick euphemism? Damn it. I do not get it. 

 

You know how some short guys say they're vertically challenged but horizontally gifted?  Same thing.

[Zarro-Morningstar]

Your older brother read the smut you had written before giving it to your parents so they could confiscate it? I am actually tearing up! This is the best thing ever! Oh *hugs*

I wouldn't say that he actually read it, but more like skimmed the whole thing and then once he saw how the story started to heat up...well I was screwed at that point. I can still remember it so vividly. I remember him holding it above my head and laughing with that cocky smirk he still has...I remember I punched his chest and then he started to run to go give my journal to our parents. I tried to chase after him but somehow managed to trip on a basket of dirty clothes of his...yes he was messy and yes it had his...boxers in it. Anyway, by the time I managed to free myself from his mess...he already had given my journal to our parents and off to a friend's house.

 

*grumbles* YOU SEE I HAD REASONS TO KICK HIM IN THE GROIN!

[Esteed789]

I wouldn't say that he actually read it, but more like skimmed the whole thing and then once he saw how the story started to heat up...well I was screwed at that point. I can still remember it so vividly. I remember him holding it above my head and laughing with that cocky smirk he still has...I remember I punched his chest and then he started to run to go give my journal to our parents. I tried to chase after him but somehow managed to trip on a basket of dirty clothes of his...yes he was messy and yes it had his...boxers in it. Anyway, by the time I managed to free myself from his mess...he already had given my journal to our parents and off to a friend's house.

 

*grumbles* YOU SEE I HAD REASONS TO KICK HIM IN THE GROIN!

 

Speaking as an older brother, yeah, you definitely did. 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

I wouldn't say that he actually read it, but more like skimmed the whole thing and then once he saw how the story started to heat up...well I was screwed at that point. I can still remember it so vividly. I remember him holding it above my head and laughing with that cocky smirk he still has...I remember I punched his chest and then he started to run to go give my journal to our parents. I tried to chase after him but somehow managed to trip on a basket of dirty clothes of his...yes he was messy and yes it had his...boxers in it. Anyway, by the time I managed to free myself from his mess...he already had given my journal to our parents and off to a friend's house.

 

*grumbles* YOU SEE I HAD REASONS TO KICK HIM IN THE GROIN!

 

You know kicking your brothers in the groin is off-limits right? I never would have done that or they would have punched me right in the boob and that **** hurts man! It was like a competition between my friends and I to sneak up on each other to try and get a good boob shot in and then the person that would get the least amount of boob shots would have to buy the booze that weekend. 

[Colonelkillabee]

You know kicking your brothers in the groin is off-limits right? I never would have done that or they would have punched me right in the boob and that **** hurts man! It was like a competition between my friends and I to sneak up on each other to try and get a good boob shot in and then the person that would get the least amount of boob shots would have to buy the booze that weekend. 

My brother punched me in the balls once.

 

I ****** twisted his nipples against a wall until his feet left the ground. Couldn't wear a shirt for hours.

[Zarro-Morningstar]

Speaking as an older brother, yeah, you definitely did. 

Lol, it was so worth the discussion after I did it. Just hearing him yelp...ah I love revenge. He was damn lucky that I tripped and got stuck in his mess or I would had caught his ass. I was the captain of my school's Cross-Country team and I was on the Varsity Soccer team so I could had chased him down...even though he was much taller, thus having a larger stride.

[Pee Jae]

We're still going? Superb.

 

http://imgur.com/tPdfOcV

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

My brother punched me in the balls once.

 

I ****** twisted his nipples against a wall until his feet left the ground. Couldn't wear a shirt for hours.

 

What a big meany! 

[Zarro-Morningstar]

You know kicking your brothers in the groin is off-limits right? I never would have done that or they would have punched me right in the boob and that **** hurts man! It was like a competition between my friends and I to sneak up on each other to try and get a good boob shot in and then the person that would get the least amount of boob shots would have to buy the booze that weekend. 

I knew back then it is an off-limit area, but I was not...very thrilled with him...so yeah. I felt bad once I thought about it...but during it...nah...

 

If someone wanted to take me down all they would have to do is put pressure on my the area between my neck and shoulders...you know that pressure point? 

[Colonelkillabee]

What a big meany! 

I know, right? Never punch your bro in the balls.

 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

I knew back then it is an off-limit area, but I was not...very thrilled with him...so yeah. I felt bad once I thought about it...but during it...nah...

 

If someone wanted to take me down all they would have to do is put pressure on my the area between my neck and shoulders...you know that pressure point? 

 

Lol yeah. Mine is definitely getting kicked in the back of the knee. I will fall over like a house of cards.