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[Colonelkillabee]

Samson got no beard... Delilah cut it all off!!!

 

 

Ahahaha, that's a perfect reference Kudos on making that joke even better, lol.

[Obvious_Shining]

I think my guy was pretty ready right here.

 

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Essays can wait, better make gifs all day.

[Cerulione]

Ahahaha, that's a perfect reference Kudos on making that joke even better, lol.

 

Now we'll need to ask Boom to write Smutty Fanfics of that!!! With lots of caress & groaning

[Cerulione]

I'm calling her here...

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

You called for the herald of smut............? 

[Colonelkillabee]

I think the real Samson would totes haz teh insulteds from being compared to that weasel, lol. Imagining DA's Samson in any smut story... LOL.

 

We all know Cornflakes tapped that too.

[Cerulione]

I need to be educated in the matter of smut, especially about what can be done in the Smut Department when a woman's cutting a man's beard.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

I need to be educated in the matter of smut, especially about what can be done in the Smut Department when a woman's cutting a man's beard.

 

Have you read any of my smut? 

[Obvious_Shining]

Wait what...Samson smutt? Really?  ? ? ?

[Colonelkillabee]

I need to be educated in the matter of smut, especially about what can be done in the Smut Department when a woman's cutting a man's beard.

I've got some Cass if you're interested Lol I can almost never get anyone to read any though. But it'd certainly get you... "educated".

[Obvious_Shining]

Have you read any of my smut? 

omg links please

[Cerulione]

Have you read any of my smut? 

 

I read you Cullen One Shots

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

I read you Cullen One Shots

 

Oo, did you read my Cullen and Hawke one? 

 

Any who, first of all it can't be Samson. His beard is pathetic. It has to be a character that has a nice full beard so you can bury your hand in there and grab a nice handful of it, maybe give it a tough tuf. Wait, is this beard shaving against the persons will? 'Cause I just assumed we were going with angry sex........ 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

omg links please

*SNIP*

 

Lol, I am suddenly starting to feel like a dealer of the flesh over here. 

[Colonelkillabee]

Oo, did you read my Cullen and Hawke one? 

 

Any who, first of all it can't be Samson. His beard is pathetic. It has to be a character that has a nice full beard so you can bury your hand in there and grab a nice handful of it, maybe give it a tough tuf. Wait, is this beard shaving against the persons will? 'Cause I just assumed we were going with angry sex........ 

 

You know the story of Samson in the bible right? It would certainly be against his will

 

Why a woman would ever want to ruin such magnificence though is beyond my comprehension. Humiliation I heard is a turn on for some people though...

[Cerulione]

Oo, did you read my Cullen and Hawke one? 

 

Any who, first of all it can't be Samson. His beard is pathetic. It has to be a character that has a nice full beard so you can bury your hand in there and grab a nice handful of it, maybe give it a tough tuf. Wait, is this beard shaving against the persons will? 'Cause I just assumed we were going with angry sex........ 

 

Not yet, I'll add that to my reading list.

[Zetrial]

Well Bee I gave the shaved rogue a shot and it just didn't feel right so I'll put hair on him and there will just have to be very little difference between my warrior and rogue. Oh well, why ruin a good thing?

 

 

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[Colonelkillabee]

Lol I think I'd legit kill someone for shaving my hair.

 

Though maybe sexy time before hand would soften the blow a bit.

 

Naaah.

[Colonelkillabee]

Well Bee I gave the shaved rogue a shot and it just didn't feel right so I'll put hair on him and there will just have to be very little difference between my warrior and rogue. Oh well, why ruin a good thing?

 

 

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Dang dude I think you should give it a good try, the shaved version looks really really good. They both do, but dang.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Lol I think I'd legit kill someone for shaving my hair.

 

Though maybe sexy time before hand would soften the blow a bit.

 

Naaah.

 

Me too! Do you know how had it is to maintain long hair? I think I would curl up into a ball and cry if someone shaved it off. 

[Colonelkillabee]

Though to be honest, Conan Trevelyan looks better with his head shaved too, but I wouldn't do that either He likes his long hair too much. Wish I could get it longer without looking like female hair.

[Colonelkillabee]

Me too! Do you know how had it is to maintain long hair? I think I would curl up into a ball and cry if someone shaved it off. 

 

Oh I meant my beard I keep my hair cut lowish in real life. I already spend enough time combing the beard without having to worry about long hair as well. But I think any hair getting cut without permission is just a real dick move.

[Obvious_Shining]

Well Bee I gave the shaved rogue a shot and it just didn't feel right so I'll put hair on him and there will just have to be very little difference between my warrior and rogue. Oh well, why ruin a good thing?

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Oh I meant my beard I keep my hair cut lowish in real life. I already spend enough time combing the beard without having to worry about long hair as well. But I think any hair getting cut without permission is just a real dick move.

 

I shaved off someones eyebrow once....... 

[Colonelkillabee]

I shaved off someones eyebrow once....... 

I hope it was someone that deserved it at least, lol... That's cruel. But hilarious: