Considering they made a point of comparing Bull and his underlings to the player and their party, I think it is only logical to assume that DA 4 will be centered around Bull and Bro's.
The title will be
"Dragon Age: All Bull
(no bull)"
The intro video will just be Bull standing on the back of a flying dragon with an electric guitar playing power metal chords.
It will be unskippable, and 23 minutes long.
And here I thought that DA4 will be all about people you killed in past games coming back to life like Leliana did.
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The next game is going to be about zombies.
Solas/Flem chucks the sh*ts, and in a desperate attempt to bring the spirits and living together, he accidently releases a plague all over Thedas turning people into flesh eating zombies.
You play as a race and gender of your choice (though it won't matter, origins won't be acknowledge cause, you know, there's more important things)
The game will be set in some city, you can bunker down in merchants' buildings, potions will be scarce and weapons will wear down (unless you're a mage, then that doesn't matter a f*ck) You'll meet other companions who haven't been touched by the plague.. Harding will make an appearance. Your wishes will come true because you'll be able to bang her to the sound of hordes of zombies trying to get in...
Basically you team up with your companions, find a mage capable of reversing the plague, then go take down Solas.
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