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[Andraste_Reborn]

It's not the fact that they're lesbians. It's that Geralt is Geralt. Dude makes James Bond go back to the drawing board.

 

That doesn't mean he can sleep with anyone he wants, including women who aren't into men at all.

[MikeJW]

Geralt and the Inquisitor would get along too well to fight. I can see Geralt hanging out with the Quizzy after TW3 releases complaing about how so many fans thats were championing his game before have now turned on him because it didnt live up to their inflated expectations or do what they wanted 100%. And I can see our QUizzy patting him on the shoulder telling him he knows how it feels.

[SnakeCode]

Keep in mind your asking this on Bioware Fourm. Some people don't even like mentioning the word Witcher here. Even though both games are choice purposes. Both games in the medieval setting and both are supposed to have moral choices that lead to alternative paths. I'll say this. I love Dragon Age games. When DA2 came out. It wasn't exactly fulfilling.

 

Witcher was there to keep me company. It gave me something Bioware couldn't at the tell. As I'm saying this out loud it sounds like I was in a relationship with the Witcher games and felt like I was cheating on Bioware with it. I just don't know why people can't like both games. Expect you read the books know all the lore behind the game.

 

Their almost the same thing. In fact the new Witcher game coming out this year supposed be open world just like Bioware. 

A lot of people loathe the Witcher games on these boards, and i've seen many reasons given for this. The combat, lack of inclusivity, not being able to create your own character, the childish sex cards from TW1, the "gratuitous" sex scenes that are "misogynistic" among others.

 

Honestly, I think a lot of people don't  like the fact that they are so similar (though some are loathe to admit it.) They fill the same niche, and that The Witcher maybe, just maybe, does it a little bit better.

[ashlover mark 2]

Geralt and the Inquisitor would get along too well to fight. I can see Geralt hanging out with the Quizzy after TW3 releases complaing about how so many fans thats were championing his game before have now turned on him because it didnt live up to their inflated expectations or do what they wanted 100%. And I can see our QUizzy patting him on the shoulder telling him he knows how it feels.

Exactly. The Inqusitor and Shepard will then tell Geralt not to blame himself or his fanbase, because it's really the developers fault for makeing a bunch of promises' they were never going to keep. Then Geralt wont feel so bad!

[KaiserShep]

   Bull:  That rogue has two swords boss, one steel, one silvah.

 

   Dorian:  Rather odd, and they're both on the same side.

 

   Sera:  An' he's all pale an' grey, yeah?  Like somebuddy sucked the blood outta ya gramms or somethin' right?

   

   Geralt:  Some say one sword's for monsters, the other's for men.  I say they're both for...  *Inquisitor opens rift, Geralt disintegrates*

 

   Inquisitor:  What?  He had cat eyes, clearly a demon.

 

KAISERSHEP GREATLY APPROVES

 

Headcanon accepted. Though I don't believe in protagonist battles in general. They'd all be too inclined to get drinks (or sexytimes when applicable).

[Giantdeathrobot]

Because obviously lesbians are just waiting for the right man to come along!

 

*eyeroll*

 

Come on, it's just a joke.

[AtreiyaN7]

Kougami Shinya - duh.

[WildOrchid]

That doesn't mean he can sleep with anyone he wants, including women who aren't into men at all.

 

Dude, u're getting trolled hard.

[Lewie]

Witcher 1 was crap.

 

I bought 2 in the steam sale, yet I can't even remember that world it had no impact. At all, and I did like Geralt but his character was easily forgotten.

 

The books are actually really good.

[Moghedia]

Balefire... The End.

[Feranel]

Eh, you're better than me then.

 

Not really, I think people just really underestimate the sword tree next to the magic tree is all, magic tree was really strong, and made Quen become crazy, so most people play with it like that and feel like it's baseline, but you can go full sword, just dodging and countering a lot.

[Gill Kaiser]

The Inquisitor would just suck Geralt into a Fade rift.

 

However, Geralt might just have time to seduce a female Inquisitor before it happened... so this could go either way.

[Ryzaki]

I think my femquizzy has better taste than Geralt honestly :X

[Eterna]

Inquisitor throws a jar of bees and it's gg.

[hong]

The REAL question is: who would win, Geralt of Rivia or a bear?

[Hair Serious Business]

Both are just my puppets that do as I chose so...

[Merlik]

The REAL question is: who would win, Geralt of Rivia or a bear?

Two bears is almost enough to wipe out the inquistion top staff

[InfinitePaths]

Why does this thread even exist?

 

Why do so many people try to initiate these "Who has the bigger c*ck* competitions.What is the point of it?

 

A good story, or even a good combat scene/fighter character doesn't require the character to be extremely strong or powerful, but instead engaging, gripping, compelling.If we were to follow the who is stronger rule I can write the strongest and best character "Appa, he can destroy the universe in 1 second.Wow, GGWP.

 

We love Geralt's combat because he thinks fast, has the reflexes of an animal enhanced by chemicals and his unmatchable skill and expertise.Using signs, quick movements and strikes is what engages us in the combat.It is immersive.

 

We love the Inquisitor's combat because we can decide how can she/he fight.We plan out their abilities, tactics and combat behaviours in order to make them the best possible fighters that work together with their companions.It is immersive.

 

The important thing is the immersive experience and stories we get to live through while doing these combat scenes, not who is "better".

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding, my Inquisitor would totally win.He would assassinate Geralt before he could even see him.HA-HA, I win, I have the bigger "d*ck" nana-na na na na! *Sticks out his drooling tounge like a 5 year old."

[Andraste_Reborn]

Come on, it's just a joke.

 

I'm aware. I just don't think it's funny.

[Merlik]

The Witcher game is heavy metal compared to DA:I being more like soft rock.

[WildOrchid]

I think my femquizzy has better taste than Geralt honestly :X

 

Rude Ryz, rude.

Triss and Yennefer are awesome.

[InfinitePaths]

Resistance is futile, Sera couldn´t resist his man-meat. -> Sera-card picked.

 

It's not the fact that they're lesbians. It's that Geralt is Geralt. Dude makes James Bond go back to the drawing board.

 

On the flip side Dorian is so incredibely majestic, hot and perfect that NO MAN can resist him.

 

Even Geralt, despite being straight, couldn't resist having sex with Dorian.

 

Check Mate.

 

 

Edit: Seriously though, I wonder why is it only "straight" guys that point out how Geralt is so incredibely hot and attracts every woman ever.I am attracted to men and I think Geralt looks absolutely hideous and find nothing about him attractive whatsoever, so do all the women I've talked to and have played through TW games.

 

Maybe Geralt is an outlet for closet gay "totally straight" witcher fans who get to speak about how a man is perfect without revealing their attraction to him.

 

"'Ya know, I am soo straight, totally.But I -ugh- just love when Geralt, with his strong, rough hands grabs his long silver sword and just thrusts it deep into the drowner.He shows who is dominant, who is the real man.Ugh, I just love Geralt, everyone wants Geralt in their bed.I am totally straight though."

[Zered]

I just hope Geralt will have better armor then the inquisitor. I swear to God I will go mad if I have to run in trenchcoats again...

 

 

Oh shits! Is this some sort of fantasy fashion trend?

[slimgrin]

 

 

On the flip side Dorian is so incredibely majestic, hot and perfect that NO MAN can resist him.

 

Even Geralt, despite being straight, couldn't resist having sex with Dorian.

 

Check Mate.

 

 

Get outta here.