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[Biotic Flash Kick]

geralts walks into skyhold liek what up i got a big-- am now being sucked into the fade. 

[ashlover mark 2]

Dudes... Goku solos the entire Inqusition plus Geralt, Triss, Yennifer, Letho and Saskia... IN HIS BASE FORM!!! So yeah.

[Merlik]

geralts walks into skyhold liek what up i got a big-- am now being sucked into the fade. 

It's like Solas said about gods, "A true god does not have to try to prove he is a god." 

 

Geralt doesn't roll like that.

[ashlover mark 2]

Geralt would actually get with Scout Harding if he was the PC instead of continuesly flirting and going nowhere like a fool azz sucka.

[stop_him]

Well, my KE quizzie would in all likelihood steamroll Geralt into the ground no question. Any KE quizzie would for sure. Probably a number of archer builds as well. Anyone see that video of Sera killing a dragon in 5 seconds on Nightmare? Geralt would not stand a chance.

[AzureAardvark]

The parameters of the competition are not sufficiently defined.

 

I mean, is this a fight? If so, is a mage Inquisitor allowed to set Geralt on fire (I'm assuming that works on Witchers) or are we talking hand-to-hand combat only? Or is this a drinking contest? Dance-off? Dog show? Charlie Chaplin look-alike competition? Be more specific, OP!

 

Walk-off. To Right Said Fred, of course.

 

Edit: Or, I could toss in a Chuck Norris joke.

[Ryzaki]

Rude Ryz, rude.

Triss and Yennefer are awesome.

 

Truth nevertheless.

 

Hey I'm sure they are lovely ladies. Geralt is though.

[Fullmetall21]

   Bull:  That rogue has two swords boss, one steel, one silvah.

 

   Dorian:  Rather odd, and they're both on the same side.

 

   Sera:  An' he's all pale an' grey, yeah?  Like somebuddy sucked the blood outta ya gramms or somethin' right?

   

   Geralt:  Some say one sword's for monsters, the other's for men.  I say they're both for...  *Inquisitor opens rift, Geralt disintegrates*

 

   Inquisitor:  What?  He had cat eyes, clearly a demon.

 

This made my day thank you !

[Uccio]

Because obviously lesbians are just waiting for the right man to come along!
 
*eyeroll*

It's not about being a lesbian. It's about Geralt's sexyness, it's a singularity. No one can escape it.

 

 

 

 

On the flip side Dorian is so incredibely majestic, hot and perfect that NO MAN can resist him.

 

Even Geralt, despite being straight, couldn't resist having sex with Dorian.

 

Check Mate.

 

 

Not even Dorian.

[Gileadan]

   Bull:  That rogue has two swords boss, one steel, one silvah.

 

   Dorian:  Rather odd, and they're both on the same side.

 

   Sera:  An' he's all pale an' grey, yeah?  Like somebuddy sucked the blood outta ya gramms or somethin' right?

   

   Geralt:  Some say one sword's for monsters, the other's for men.  I say they're both for...  *Inquisitor opens rift, Geralt disintegrates*

 

   Inquisitor:  What?  He had cat eyes, clearly a demon.

It's exactly that what would get your party killed.

 

In the words of Tuco: "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Truth nevertheless.

 

Hey I'm sure they are lovely ladies. Geralt is though.

 

Nah, you seen that beard he's got now?

 

 

Unf, tbh. 

[Gill Kaiser]

What do the Malkavians have to do with anything?

[9TailsFox]

[Reguire]

I think Geralt would join the Inquisition and fight against monsters and demons and ****. Because if you haven't noticed, it's his profession. 

[Seraphim24]

I'm pretty sure the average Bioware fan would take a steel pipe in a Bioware game vs. the greatest character in human history in a non-Bioware game..

 

..so not seeing the point of this topic.

[Shelidon]

The parameters of the competition are not sufficiently defined.
 
I mean, is this a fight? If so, is a mage Inquisitor allowed to set Geralt on fire (I'm assuming that works on Witchers) or are we talking hand-to-hand combat only? Or is this a drinking contest? Dance-off? Dog show? Charlie Chaplin look-alike competition? Be more specific, OP!

But more important of all, is the Inquisitor female? That's the most important factor of all.

[Ashevajak]

A bear would whoop both the Inquisitor and Geralt without even breaking a sweat.

 

Why does no-one take the bear menace, their overwhelming threat to Thedas, seriously?  Everything is worse with bears.  EVERYTHING. 

[davepissedatending]

Inquisitor wins hands down

[no_subject]

Although a product of my own creation, my warrior Inquisitor has unintentionally ended up a goody-two-shoes ponce with regretfully bad hair. I'm pretty sure Geralt would hand my ass to me on a plate.

[Heimdall]

But more important of all, is the Inquisitor female? That's the most important factor of all.

In which case, can't both of them win?

[Ashagar]

Although a product of my own creation, my warrior Inquisitor has unintentionally ended up a goody-two-shoes ponce with regretfully bad hair. I'm pretty sure Geralt would hand my ass to me on a plate.

 

being Good and honorable doesn't mean soft or stupid, that sort of thinking have left enough villains dead you could pile them up to make to the spine of the world.

[AWTEW]

[Dream]

Am I the only one that thinks Geralt is fugly?

[InfinitePaths]

Am I the only one that thinks Geralt is fugly?

 

Nope, you're not the only one.His facial features are really unattractive to me, at least.