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[Bayonet Hipshot]

The winner is Geralt. Inquisitor will lose and lose badly. I will assume this battle will take place in neither Thedas nor the Witcher world but instead on a separate dimension altogether. 

 

Why ?

 

Geralt wins because he has access to all his abilities right from the get go. Plus now he has variations for his signs as well. Additionally, he can perform decapitation and combo moves. He can also naturally see in the dark, mastered the art of swordsmanship, have superhuman reflexes and track his prey. On top of that, he can use traps, grenades and crossbow now. Additionally, Geralt naturally regenerates his stamina and his health. He also has a high endurance level and cannot get any diseases. Lastly, Geralt can, has and will bang more women who are also better looking than the choices that are at the Inquisitor's disposal.Plus, he has Ciri who is Geralt on steroids, essentially. 

 

Inquisitor loses because he/she cannot remember more than 8 abilities and is also limited by focus which they need to charge up. The Inquisitor is also not as diverse as Geralt in terms of combat styles. No Inquisitor can use magic, archery, swordsmanship and gadgetry all at the same time without much limitations. More importantly, Inquisitor does not possess any supernatural reflexes and cannot regenerate their health naturally. Plus, the love interest options for the Inquisitor are ugly compared to the ones Geralt has. Only Morrigan can perhaps rival Triss or Yennefer. Inquisition has no hookers or desire demons / succubus, no dryads and Ves is better looking than Cassandra. As for sending Geralt into the Fade, he kills monsters for living. Demons are not a problem to him. 

 

All in all, Geralt vs Inquisitor is a rather unfair comparison. Geralt vs Shepard on the other hand is much more fair. Both are legends who have 3 games to their name. Both have supernatural capabilities, I mean Shepard is a cyborg of sorts and Geralt is a mutant. Both have access to plenty of good looking romance options. Lastly both of then can use melee, weapons, tech and magic. 

 

To be fair, if Geralt ends up meeting female Inquisitor, what will happen is that he will end up banging her. Triss and Yennefer would get mad and all three of the ladies would end up in a massive catfight. 

 

If Geralt ends up meeting male Inquisitor, the two of them would end up having some drinks and then going out and having threesomes with women everywhere, 

 

[MikeJW]

There is actually a lore reason that women throw themselves at him (or more specifically, all witchers.) It's not his looks but the fact that he is sterile, he cant get women pregnant. In a world where there is no means of contraception. (I'm not saying that this is a particularly good reason but that is what the books and such say.) It also helps that witchers are somewhat like celebrities, people know them by name and by their deeds, and everyone knows from RL that being a celeb instantly makes on 100x more attractive to the average person.

 

The same is true of the sorceresses, they are the female equivalent of witchers, famous around the world, sterile, and many men supposedly desire them.

 

 

Ok celebrity thing I can see. The sterile thing..ehh. Makes no sense. Hey, he's ugly as sin, a mutant, and probaly smells funny but he cant knock me up so Im gonna sleep with him.

[SlottsMachine]

The Lone Wanderer. 

[Bayonet Hipshot]

There is actually a lore reason that women throw themselves at him (or more specifically, all witchers.) It's not his looks but the fact that he is sterile, he cant get women pregnant. In a world where there is no means of contraception. (I'm not saying that this is a particularly good reason but that is what the books and such say.) It also helps that witchers are somewhat like celebrities, people know them by name and by their deeds, and everyone knows from RL that being a celeb instantly makes on 100x more attractive to the average person.

 

The same is true of the sorceresses, they are the female equivalent of witchers, famous around the world, sterile, and many men supposedly desire them.

 

Yep but somehow people cannot seem to get that lol. 

[Bob Walker]

I always have the impression that Geralt is a poor man Drizzt Do'Urden.

[Ynqve]

See, this is where my problem with the Witcher lies. Just because a dude is famous, sterile and STD proof doesn't mean that every woman wants to bang him. It's a really strange assumption to make. Are there going to be women who wants to have sex with him? Absolutely! But it's stupid to assume that every straight/bi woman would want to sleep with him. It's so over the top, I just can't help but to laugh at it.

[Giantdeathrobot]

See, this is where my problem with the Witcher lies. Just because a dude is famous, sterile and STD proof doesn't mean that every woman wants to bang him. It's a really strange assumption to make. Are there going to be women who wants to have sex with him? Absolutely! But it's stupid to assume that every straight/bi woman would want to sleep with him. It's so over the top, I just can't help but to laugh at it.

 

I'm puzzled by that too. By that logic every single Grey Warden in existence should be swimming in ladies/dudes/both as appropriate.

[Ynqve]

I'm puzzled by that too. By that logic every single Grey Warden in existence should be swimming in ladies/dudes/both as appropriate.

 

To be fair, judging by the number of fan girls, that's exactly what would happen to Alistair. But that has nothing to do with his taint and everything to do with his personality! 

[InfinitePaths]

1.)To be fair, if Geralt ends up meeting female Inquisitor, what will happen is that he will end up banging her. Triss and Yennefer would get mad and all three of the ladies would end up in a massive catfight. 

 

2.)If Geralt ends up meeting male Inquisitor, the two of them would end up having some drinks and then going out and having threesomes with women everywhere, 

 

1.)Why do you assume that the female Inquisitor would want to have sex with Geralt?Maker's balls, what have TW games thought you to think about women?The more likely situation would be that Geralt would assume the Inquisitor is just a helpless victim waiting to be "conquered"/saved and then quizzy would just pull him into the rift.If she can kill a god, she can kill some horny monster hunter.

 

2.)No, my male Inquisitor who is in a deep, loving relationship with Dorian and is gay certainly wouldn't like to participate in orgies with Geralt and other women.And besides, Geralt seems like a terrible drinking buddy compared to Sera, Bull or Blackwall.

[InfinitePaths]

... Plus, the love interest options for the Inquisitor are ugly compared to the ones Geralt has. Only Morrigan can perhaps rival Triss or Yennefer. Inquisition has no hookers or desire demons / succubus, no dryads and Ves is better looking than Cassandra...
 
...Both have access to plenty of good looking romance options...

 
No, sorry, have you seen Dorian, Blackwall or Cullen?I'd say the Inquisitor has a plethora of amazing things to bang.And wait, there's more!They actually have a personality!

 

NSFW SPOILERS!

 

Better than Triss?I think so.

[Andraste_Reborn]

Ok celebrity thing I can see. The sterile thing..ehh. Makes no sense. Hey, he's ugly as sin, a mutant, and probaly smells funny but he cant knock me up so Im gonna sleep with him.

 

Yeah. There are so many more fun ways of not getting pregnant!

[Ynqve]

1.)Why do you assume that the female Inquisitor would want to have sex with Geralt, Maker's balls, what have TW games thought you to think about women?The more likely situation would be that Geralt would assume the Inquisitor is just a helpless victim waiting to be "conquered"/saved and then quizzy would just pull him into the rift.If she can kill a god, she can kill some horny monster hunter.

 

2.)No, my male Inquisitor who is in a deep, loving relationship with Dorian and is gay certainly wouldn't like to participate in orgies with Geralt and other women.And besides, Geralt seems like a terrible drinking buddy compared to Sera, Bull or Blackwall.

 

Dude, all of my Inquisitors would be interested in going out for drinks and then ending up in a threesome with Geralt. Only the third party would be the scissors that s/he takes out when Geralt is passed out after his third drink. I hate that stupid ponytail. 

[Zu Long]

Geralt would get annihilated by either my KE mage Inquisitor or 2H Fade-Warrior Warden. He'd probably have a decent chance against my 2H warrior Hawke, though her gigantic sword would give her a considerable reach advantage, and she seems to have no speed issues at all while using it. So I'd say two certain wins and a 50/50 tossup.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Inquisitior. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. 

[Gileadan]

Really depends on the type of duel.  I mean... arm wrestling against an elf inquisitor? That would be painful to watch.

[InfinitePaths]

Really depends on the type of duel.  I mean... arm wrestling against an elf inquisitor? That would be painful to watch.

Indeed, the elf would have gotten his/her arm broken within a second...

 

A qunari however...That is a different story alltogehter.

[Arl Raylen]

Geralt literally can't lose 1v1. He's like the Wolverine + Master Swordsmanship + Magic. Inquisitor might win based on some deus ex machina with his hand powers but that's his only chance.

 

My Knight Enchanter could tank Geralt's offensive repertoire for a while, but eventually he'd just be overwhelemed. Geralt is just too quick, basically superhuman.

[Gileadan]

Indeed, the elf would have gotten his/her arm broken within a second...
 
A qunari however...That is a different story alltogehter.

No doubt.

I reckon as long as everyone can still hold a bottle afterwards, all is well.

[SnakeCode]

See, this is where my problem with the Witcher lies. Just because a dude is famous, sterile and STD proof doesn't mean that every woman wants to bang him. It's a really strange assumption to make. Are there going to be women who wants to have sex with him? Absolutely! But it's stupid to assume that every straight/bi woman would want to sleep with him. It's so over the top, I just can't help but to laugh at it.

Except not every woman does throw themself at him. This is something thats grossly exaggerated on these boards. In The Witcher 2, brothels aside. There are like four women that want to sleep with Geralt. One of which is his girlfriend, and another is a succubus. And besides one scene at the very start of the game he doesn't have to sleep with any of them.

[Arl Raylen]

Except not every woman does throw themself at him. This is something thats grossly exaggerated on these boards. In The Witcher 2, brothels aside. There are like four women that want to sleep with Geralt. One of which is his girlfriend, and another is a succubus. And besides one scene at the very start of the game he doesn't have to sleep with any of them.

 

I've seen the thing you quoted by many Bioware fans who have never played the Witcher. Being a HUGE Bioware fan myself but also a fan of the Witcher, I can say that much of the sex stuff is vastly overstated. In the first game there are a handful of women who throw themselves at you, but ONLY after you help them with some crazy quest. Also Geralt is something of a celebrity thanks to being a Witcher, I'm sure celebrities in real life can attest to be propositioned for sex more than others.

 

Then in the second game, you have Triss and like you said, only a couple others. The brothel doesn't count unless you want to count the one in Origins/DA2.

[Ynqve]

Except not every woman does throw themself at him. This is something thats grossly exaggerated on these boards. In The Witcher 2, brothels aside. There are like four women that want to sleep with Geralt. One of which is his girlfriend, and another is a succubus. And besides one scene at the very start of the game he doesn't have to sleep with any of them.

 

And these women make up a huge number of the named female characters. Sure, it's optional which is great. But unless the woman is a lesbian or spends the majority of the game being unconscious, chances are you get to bang her. But at least it's an improvement over the first game, because the way they handled it back then was just bad. 

 

But tbh, I don't really mind that Geralt gets to have sex with many women. My post was directed at the people who said that every woman wants to bang Geralt/Geralt would defeat any female Inquisitor because she wouldn't be able to resist him. Because as I said, that's a silly thing to assume.

[SnakeCode]

And these women make up a huge number of the named female characters. Sure, it's optional which is great. But unless the woman is a lesbian or spends the majority of the game being unconscious, chances are you get to bang her. But at least it's an improvement over the first game, because the way they handled it back then was just bad. 
 
But tbh, I don't really mind that Geralt gets to have sex with many women. My post was directed to the people who said that every woman wants to bang Geralt/Geralt would defeat any female Inquisitor because she wouldn't be able to resist him. Because as I said, that's a silly thing to assume.

They aren't even close to half of the named female characters. Have you even played TW2?

And those comments that irked you so much are clearly jokes.

[zestalyn]

 Plus, the love interest options for the Inquisitor are ugly compared to the ones Geralt has. 

 

No


 

 

To be fair, if Geralt ends up meeting female Inquisitor, what will happen is that he will end up banging her. Triss and Yennefer would get mad and all three of the ladies would end up in a massive catfight. 

 

 

Absolutely not. That demonic-looking greasy haired hobo grandpa isn't going anywhere near my IQ. And the Inquisitor is above "cat fights" thanks very much.

 

She's pretty busy running an entire military organization. _{^{And making babies with her commander.}} 

[Ryzaki]

Really depends on the type of duel.  I mean... arm wrestling against an elf inquisitor? That would be painful to watch.

 

Poor elf man. Yeah he'd get his ass beat.

 

But honestly I don't get the "lol femquizzy would bone Geralt" thing. He's...not that attractive. Again this could probably be made up for with voice and personality but from what I've seen of both...I've seen much better.

 

I mean yeah I get he's a sexy stud in his game world but enough for fempc to lose all sense to bone him? He'd need to look like freaking Adonis with a voice like hot butter. He has neither of those.

 

FFS Cullen looks better than him. And sounds better.

[Ynqve]

They aren't even close to half of the named female characters. Have you even played TW2?

And those comments that irked you so much are clearly jokes.

 

Do you honestly think I would be stupid enough to comment on a game that I haven't played? Yes, I've played through both games.

 

I get that they are jokes, but I didn't find them very funny. It usually requires some wit and effort to make me laugh at sexism.