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[dreamgazer]

Yeah, there should totally be recycling bins at every campsite. Remember, the Tiddles Majoris comes by every Tuesday for pickup.

[Biotic Flash Kick]

all these dead bodies

all these chests

all this loot

 

SOMEONE IS LITTERING AND I MUST PICK THIS ALL UP

[dreamgazer]

all these dead bodies
all these chests
all this loot
 
SOMEONE IS LITTERING AND I MUST PICK THIS ALL UP

Now THAT would be a filler quest.

[Ogillardetta]

Now THAT would be a filler quest.

DA: Battlefield cleaners.

[Biotic Flash Kick]

Now THAT would be a filler quest.

i mena **** i already loot everything might as well have me get a mage light it on fire

 

DA: Battlefield cleaners.

BUT IF I LIGHT EVERYTHING ON FIRE TO STOP THE LITTERING 
THEN THERE WILL BE GLOBAL WARMING

DA: CLIMATE CONTROL

[Ogillardetta]

i mena **** i already loot everything might as well have me get a mage light it on fire

 

BUT IF I LIGHT EVERYTHING ON FIRE TO STOP THE LITTERING 
THEN THERE WILL BE GLOBAL WARMING

DA: CLIMATE CONTROL

Just do what we irl do. The next generation can deal with that issue. Continue the burning!

[Biotic Flash Kick]

Just do what we irl do. The next generation can deal with that issue. Continue the burning!

 

Great

not the next archdemon with be a friggign smog cloud that can only be defeated by smashing it's face in with recycle bins

 

and the grey wardens will be the green wardens who in there spare time plant trees for every darkspawn they've killed 

[Biotic Flash Kick]

Burn the darkspawn

plant a tree

 

bur the darkspawn

plant a tree

 

in peace, trees

in war, recycle bins

in death, light my corpse on fire and plants a trees in the spot i died. 

[Ogillardetta]

Great

not the next archdemon with be a friggign smog cloud that can only be defeated by smashing it's face in with recycle bins

 

and the grey wardens will be the green wardens who in there spare time plant trees for every darkspawn they've killed 

The green wardens: we climate compensate!  I bet they help their trees grow faster with blood magic and demon summonings though...

[Biotic Flash Kick]

The green wardens: we climate compensate!  I bet they help their trees grow faster with blood magic and demon summonings though...

"You darkspawn trash! How dare you break that door down and murder the family inside that home all while leaving nails and non-biodegradable materials in the dirt!"
"You fiend!"
*darkspawn confused mumbles*

The green warden pauses. "I'm about to break MY carbon footprint in your ass you polluting darkspawn scummy!"

[Ogillardetta]

"You darkspawn trash! How dare you break that door down and murder the family inside that home all while leaving nails and non-biodegradable materials in the dirt!"
"You fiend!"
*darkspawn confused mumbles*

The green warden pauses. "I'm about to break MY carbon footprint in your ass you polluting darkspawn scummy!"

One man, one carbon footprint and one thing to threaten them both. Coming to a theater near you its "The green warden and the fight for darkspawn ecoedjucation"

[Biotic Flash Kick]

Also, all green warden weapons will be made with ironbark [and the bones of their dead enemies] for environmental safety. 

[RenAdaar]

[lynroy]

This is one of the most amazing threads on this forum.

Yes, it is! xD Just what I needed to get through the rest of my night. Thank you, everyone.


Edit: Biotic Flash Kick, thank you for making me spit out my Dr pepper in delight. Still chuckling.

[BouncyFrag]

I think you have to kill Corypheus's dragon. Sorry, mate.

I remember running into some mabari and initially feeling good about this until they attacked and my party wiped them out.

 

[Robert Trevelyan]

Wow. This is... just wow.This is the one which grinds your gears? 

 

This thread is conclusive proof that some people will genuinely complain about anything. 

[cronshaw]

I blame EA

and consoles

[Ibn_Shisha]

You can choose not to kill a single animal in this game. You cannot however complete this game without using health potions. I mean, when I roleplay my Dalish elf, I only use health potions when my Inquisitor is in camp because I pretend that the servants pick them up. 

My dwarf archer's giving it a pretty good effort, though.  How about no potions after getting Skyhold, will that ease the environmental concerns?  This environmental PSE brought to you by Medium Armor of the Dragon with Heal-on-Hit, and Bow of the Dragon with Generate-Guard-on-Hit.

 

As for my companions, you'll have to take it up with them.  Solas and Varric in particular appear to have an addiction.

[Giantdeathrobot]

Biodegradable glass??

 

Magic!

[Draining Dragon]

Quick! Alert the hippies!

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

This thread is real! I assumed the tales must be exaggerated...

 

 

^ Someone needs to do a similar gif with a Dalish elf.

[Obsidian Gryphon]

Are you being serious? Perhaps the flasks are biodegradable?

 

I'm thinking of the Cleaners from Logan's Run dropping in out of the sky, after the party has left, on their super floating platforms and bio-degrade everything.

[9TailsFox]

[Leoroc]

Magic!

Or, y'know, sugar glass.

http://en.wikipedia....iki/Sugar_glass