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[_Aine_]

Dragon Age: Operation Conservation! 

 

Features:  

 

• *Erase your carbon footprint from Thedas!  Clean up Ferelden (or Orlais! The Choice is yours!) 
• * Train your own Woodsy Owl (circa 1975!) to follow along after your companions to clean up those pesky potion bottles! (or sing!)
• *Streak Val Royeaux with Flemen or PRETA protesters to rack up "Protest Points" you can trade in for awesome rewards (Such as the Silver Tea Spoon, or the Dull Butter Knife!)  The more Orlesians that faint, the more you earn! 
• * Get your very own Greenfleece ship (captained by non other than Isabella!) to set sail and collect thousands of plastic bottles littering the seas of Thedas!  Collect them all to unlock a REALLY LONG Codex!

 

But wait, there is more! 

 

This exciting quest line is already hidden within DA:I   All you need to do is find a way to approach the giant Quest-giver Pie Lord!  You always KNEW there was a secret to Skyhold and now you know what it is.   The Old Gods will return and they will take their revenge on : the humans who claim to speak for them, the dalish and their tree hugging ways, evil and its...evilness, the litterers littering....or maybe even that DREAD PIE down below!

 

 

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Proof:  Behold, the Lord of all Pie.... It plays creepy circus music... lol   I don't understand, but I guess I don't have to.    

 

Spoiler

 

 

Most of this is untrue. Only the Pie is real.  

[t0mm06]

Oh you're just hitting your stride, next thing you know, you'll be killing wildlife left and right without even thinking.

DAMN YOU BIOWARE WHAT HAVE YOU TURNED ME INTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Biotic Flash Kick]

NO! POOR NATURE WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE TREES?!?

 

Ok honestly honest mode now. If you look for ways to get offended you will get offended. We are throwing bombs of fire on the ground, that burn everything around them when they shatter and of course the shattered pieces spread everywhere on the ground. Or does it? I don't see anything on the ground. It's safe to assume the same with the flask remains. It's just an animation, we don't see the shattered fragments to remind us how much of a disgusting enemy of nature we've become.

 

By the way, I'm also offended that our characters don't ever need to go to a toilet. Are we even alive in this game?

NO WE DIED AT HAVEN

THIS IS THE INQUISTOR'S DREAM THAT CORY IS CONTROLLING AS HE POSSESSED US TO USE THE ANCHOR 

[Ogillardetta]

DAMN YOU BIOWARE WHAT HAVE YOU TURNED ME INTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make yourself a warm soft fennec coat and you'll feel better.

[Ahalvern]

NO WE DIED AT HAVEN

THIS IS THE INQUISTOR'S DREAM THAT CORY IS CONTROLLING AS HE POSSESSED US TO USE THE ANCHOR 

 

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE CORY ISNT A DEMON

 

SO HE USED US TO KILL HIMSELF A WISE MAGISTER THAT ONE

 

or wait was this in a dream? THE WHOLE GAME WAS A DREAM

 

WHAT

 

I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

[Biotic Flash Kick]

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE CORY ISNT A DEMON

 

SO HE USED US TO KILL HIMSELF A WISE MAGISTER THAT ONE

 

or wait was this in a dream? THE WHOLE GAME WAS A DREAM

 

WHAT

 

I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

INDOCTRINATION THEORY VERSION 2 
DRAGON AGE INQUISITION

THE REAL INQUISITION IS US TELLING CORY WHAT WE WOULD OD TO DEFEAT HIM

WE'VE BEEN INDOCTRINATED BY THE MAGISTERS

GAME OVER MAN
GAME OVER

[jsachun]

This game needs to be more politically incorrect than correct. 

[Feranel]

INDOCTRINATION THEORY VERSION 2 
DRAGON AGE INQUISITION

THE REAL INQUISITION IS US TELLING CORY WHAT WE WOULD OD TO DEFEAT HIM

WE'VE BEEN INDOCTRINATED BY THE MAGISTERS

GAME OVER MAN
GAME OVER

 

ALEXIUS ACTUALLY DID GO BACK IN TIME

 

YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS HIS ILLUSION

 

TO GET YOU TO HAVE THE MARK AND DO WHAT THEY WANT

 

WE WERE REALLY CORYPHEUS THE WHOLE TIME.

[Catastrophy]

There is this rumor that it got cut from the game that when a character swigs a potion they'd say things like "Awwww! YEAH!!!" and "That's the stuff!!!". Together with the lyrium thing and the Templars it was felt that it made the Inquisition look like it's just a big drug operation.

[Biotic Flash Kick]

There is this rumor that it got cut from the game that when a character swigs a potion they'd say things like "Awwww! YEAH!!!" and "That's the stuff!!!". Together with the lyrium thing and the Templars it was felt that it made the Inquisition look like it's just a big drug operation.

 

sounds like a marine from starcraft using a stim pack 

[Maconbar]

You are the head of the Inquisition. I would imagine that before you enter Skyhold, you should, at minimum, prepare an Environmental Impact Statement. BW should add that as a War Table option. Follow up missions could include an environmental assessment, the other dreaded EA. Also, where does the Inquisition keep its MSDS's?

[Shaftell]

This is too funny. I'm going to laugh every time I drink a potion now, it's going to remind me of this thread.

[Elsariel]

How have I not seen this thread until now?  Hilarious!

[Biotic Flash Kick]

This is too funny. I'm going to laugh every time I drink a potion now, it's going to remind me of this thread.

YOU BETTER RECYCLE
OR THE GREEN WARDENS ARE GUNNA KILL YOU AND PLANT A TREE ON YOUR CORPSE

ENVIRONMENT 

[Talian Kross]

You're taking this out of proportion. I am worried that my Dalish elf who loves nature (which is what, like 99% of Dales?) is forced to litter every time she drinks a potion. Yeah, its game breaking immersion for me because its STUPID for a nature loving Dale to litter. I mean, was it so hard to simply program the PC to put the flask back in the belt, developers? 

 

Show me a screenshot of this litter that has you so bent out of shape, and I might start taking you seriously.

[VanguardCharge]

Show me a screenshot of this litter that has you so bent out of shape, and I might start taking you seriously.

 

I've decided to delete my Dalish character because the littering was destroying the immersion for me. 

[Ncongruous]

 

[hong]

I've decided to delete my Dalish character because the littering was destroying the immersion for me.

Good on you for not littering your Documents library. Don't be this guy.

[Ahalvern]

ALEXIUS ACTUALLY DID GO BACK IN TIME

 

YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS HIS ILLUSION

 

TO GET YOU TO HAVE THE MARK AND DO WHAT THEY WANT

 

WE WERE REALLY CORYPHEUS THE WHOLE TIME.

 

OH MY GOD I FEEL HONOURED

TO HAVE BEEN PART OF CORYS PLAN TOWARDS SELF ANNIHILATION

THE ONLY GOOD TEVINTER MAGISTER

IS A DEAD TEVINTER MAGISTER

[KaiserShep]

I refuse to use health poultices in animal skin pouches like some sort of filthy barbarian.

[Biotic Flash Kick]

I refuse to use health poultices in animal skin pouches like some sort of filthy barbarian.

 

How to actually regain health in DAI

Kills animals, eat them. 

 

If you an evil character: cannibal

Human inquistor is eating a dead elf in frotn of Solas:
Solas: YOU ARE COMMITTING CANNIBALISM, INQUISITOR. 
Inky: Only if you ate her would it cannibalism. She's not my people. 

 

SOLAS GREATLY DISAPPROVES 

 

PLUS!
IF YOU A CANNIBAL
YOU WOULDn'T

LITTER

the battlefield with dead bodies

GOOD FOR HEALTH
​GOOD FOR ENVIRONMENT 
EAT WHAT YOU KILL
~Inquisition Tag line

[lynroy]

OMG This thread continues to bring tears to my eyes! Laughing so hard and I think I wasted all my likes in here. I love you guys! ROFL

There is this rumor that it got cut from the game that when a character swigs a potion they'd say things like "Awwww! YEAH!!!" and "That's the stuff!!!".

I do that in my head! Iron Bull loves the stuff.