It must be rough if the crocodile hunter can get taken out by a stingray, lol.
ROFL K this was funny. I legit want to go to the outback now to get kicked by a kangaroo.
Guy musta' quit vegemite
Want to get kicked by a kangaroo? Guy has a deathwish.....
Its nice across the gap, less danger certainly.
Confident aye, well okay its probably pointless to warn you then, Your death is a certainty. Sorry dude, was nice knowin' ya.
It'll be to late to draw your 12 gauge or bowie knife when a drop bear drops from the trees and claws your face off
or when your chillaxing at a beach and a great white or saltwater croc leaps out and claws your face off
Or your relaxing in your house and a thunnelweb spider poisons you from nowhere
Or your sleeping and a brown snake leaps up and bits you
Or your walking along and the heat strikes you down where you standHeck even our trees are dangerous. US Imports Eucalyptus trees from Australia, suddenly it starts dominating the environment and poses a serious danger to your ecosystems to the point they are declared noxious. Your scared of our trees.
Vegemite is the solution son, get some chest on your chest.
You forgot Wombats, the tanks of the animal domain. Hit them with a car your car comes off second best and they waddle away.
Guy musta' quit vegemite
Want to get kicked by a kangaroo? Guy has a deathwish.....
Shhhh don't tell him about the toilets.
It's funny because there are far worse and actually lethal things to be found in Australian toilets.
I think you could bully boom whether she ate kangaroo **** or not
Wait....what does this mean? Are you making fun of me?
12 pages no pic of the ultimate woman, tsk tsk
Yes you are BroodMother. 
Bro! Put some pasties over all them nipples!
It must be rough if the crocodile hunter can get taken out by a stingray, lol.
NEVER INSULT THE IRWIN
ALL PRAISE THE IRWIN
ALSO
Bro! Put some pasties over all them nipples!
That lady has some serious mastitis going on.
That lady has some serious mastitis going on.
Now I just feel sorry for her. Ouch!
Wait....what does this mean? Are you making fun of me?
Why would I make fun of you?
*snickers*
Bro! Put some pasties over all them nipples!
Kisses then slides off while motorboating.
Kisses then slides off while motorboating.
Conan! No! 
Conan! No!
I think I have a new kink in place of Fiona and elves...
LOL ok, I can't keep this joke going, lol. I just ate.
I think I have a new kink in place of Fiona and elves...
*runs to toilet*
Right. I think we need to distribute a few of these:
Okay okay, lets clean things up a bit with some real life Merrill:
And the DA2 urge just to see her cute face is kicking in strongly again
Holy mother of god, lol. Who knew Wynne was packing those bad boys away... Lol that looks odd on someone so old. How did I miss that earlier
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