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SofaJockey

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I'm listening to a guy singing pop songs (badly) right now...



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Robbiesan

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LOL  I usually mute everyone.  Really got tired of hearing people eat, breath, talking to others in the background, and general a-holes.  So, I hear nada.



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SofaJockey

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Sure I can mute noise, but sometimes you just can't help listening !!  :blink:



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Fappening
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A baby crying. I was scared.

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stysiaq

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Some russian gibberish.



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SofaJockey

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Some russian gibberish.

 

Not gibberish to the Russian I would suspect...


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Trickshaw

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Not gibberish to the Russian I would suspect...


Dohtastefsky muhlbrina chevefolosh?

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Trickshaw

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A baby crying. I was scared.


Scared or scarred? I'd be scarred. Babies are horrifying.

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I'm listening to a guy singing pop songs (badly) right now...

Might have been me.. .I do that from time to time.

I had a guy tell jokes all the way through a run once. And yesterday there was a guy who was opening a freebie door just before a stage door, where I ran ahead to port the team. He proceeded to scream at me over the mic "TORKEL!!!" until he realised that he would get the chest... then he was like "Ok.....".

I literally jumped in my chair because it was so loud and he hadnt said a word before... and then everybody started giggling for a while.

It was a pure moment.

 


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Might have been me.. .I do that from time to time.
I had a guy tell jokes all the way through a run once. And yesterday there was a guy who was opening a freebie door just before a stage door, where I ran ahead to port the team. He proceeded to scream at me over the mic "TORKEL!!!" until he realised that he would get the chest... then he was like "Ok.....".
I literally jumped in my chair because it was so loud and he hadnt said a word before... and then everybody started giggling for a while.
It was a pure moment.


I'da been like, "Whaaaaaat?!?"

And he woulda been all like, "Mind letting us get this chest?"

And I woulda been like, "Sure."

Then clicked the door.
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Had a guy mock a very young player by "talking" in the Charlie Brown adult voice the whole match. Which made the kid get angrier because he didn't understand what it was. Which made the other guy do it more scolding like. 20 minutes of this was great. Hard to advance when you have difficulty paying attention.

My friend and I could not stop laughing.
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Had a guy mock a very young player by "talking" in the Charlie Brown adult voice the whole match. Which made the kid get angrier because he didn't understand what it was. Which made the other guy do it more scolding like. 20 minutes of this was great. Hard to advance when you have difficulty paying attention.
My friend and I could not stop laughing.


And now I'm going to do this.
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I'da been like, "Whaaaaaat?!?"

And he woulda been all like, "Mind letting us get this chest?"

And I woulda been like, "Sure."

Then clicked the door.

It all went to quick for that. I think he was literally one yard away from the chest, and looted the chest like a second after he screamed, to the horror of everyone else.



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someone was watching batman heard most of it over the mic for like 15 minutes.

 

I sometimes play nyan cat. always funny when people are like what the hell.



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Usually not much.

 

Last night when I did a run with Yumi and opened it for slots to fill after, immediately some guy joined and was spouting off about how everybody in a public game is always terrible and doesn't know how to play and tanks can't get aggro and blah blah (as I was on Legionnaire).

 

Then during the match he kept running off by himself while the rest of the group is opening doors and looting, and had his mic turned off.  :P



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J. Peterman

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b00g13man!!!!!!

 

When I ran over to stab the **** out of the Archer that was running ahead, ignoring rogue doors etc



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Someone watching some sort of ecchi anime with some simpering character that kept going "Onii-chan!". He didn't realize his mic was on. When I finally said something there was a scramble and the mic feed went dead so fast it wasn't funny ( well, it was ). His mic never came on again the rest of the match.


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I heard a guy brutally beating his wife.

Then I realized it was just Family Guy playing in the background.

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SofaJockey

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There are so many times I want to comment on the

'domestic conversation' I've just been listening into...



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Trickshaw

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There are so many times I want to comment on the
'domestic conversation' I've just been listening into...


I would. In my best Dr. Phil voice.

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Holy crap...

All I ever hear is the kid who won't "Get off the game and come eat dinner"

Oh well...



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"Hey, 'wife's name', I'm out of alchohol"



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A very long conversation between two guys discussing whether it is incest to have a threesome with sisters....


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By about the second or third extraneous chewing, sputtering, static, dog barking, mother telling them to do chores, phone conversation or whathaveyou, I have muted them.

 

Now If only I could selectively mute "over here!" spammers.


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