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[phaonica]

And this is why we should get a Darkspawn companion. It would be GOLD.

 

#TaintForThedas

[Cerulione]

Well... here's some random thoughts...

 

Advantages of being a darkspawn...

1. Can always hear the Song #ArchdemonForThedasIdol2015

2. Can worship the most awesome Lady Dragons of all time #ArchdemonForPresident2015

3. Dragons are awesome. Have I said that I LOVE dragons? #ArchdemonIsAwesome

 

That is to say,

 

#TaintForThedas

[Obvious_Shining]

Tainted love, boys and girls...

Spoiler

[Cerulione]

"Hot"...?

 

[Obvious_Shining]

Yes, very hot.

Spoiler

[Silcron]

Oh, my! I hope he is being careful with that flamethrower, somebody could get hurt! But I guess it's fine. Why doesn't he drop it? There is no need for violence, we can always work out differences with a dance off.

 

 

 

#ResistanceIsFutile      #TheSongCompellsYou      #You.Will.Dance.

[RobRam10]

I've seen sketches of the Architect and Cory as humans hot as fack.

[Panda]

I don't have to become darkspawn to support them though. I have always supported them, no need to bride me! ^^

[Elisaveta]

Taint...that word always takes my mind to the gutter instantly. IT JUST SOUNDS SO WRONG...and yet so right!

 

Gremlins should be the Ambassadors for the Darkspawn!

[phaonica]

Well, if the Architect's plan could work and the Dwarfs got most of the Deep Roads back and where able to find some middle ground with them, I'd be very tempted to support the Darkspawn. The way I see it is that freeing them and finding some middle ground is a boat load better than Dwarfs fighting a never ending battle with them and the surface would constantly living under the threat of a Blight. I think a lot of people look at them as being evil beings rather than what they really are. They are slaves and the Old God's are the true evil.

 

*Them taking females to turn into brood mothers would be completely off the table.

 

Yeah, if they could somehow get rid of the whole broodmother situation, I'd be totally down for helping "reform" the darkspawn, or help them build their own civilization or something.

[Broganisity]

Dear Director of the Darkspawn Public Relations Department,

 

A few actions by your organization have caused a bit of a disturbance here at Weisshaupt as of late.

 

Normally your employer's messages are seen either as helpful or sometimes as annoying prank calls, but lately a few of our senior members have been reporting a series of discomforting voice messages left for them. We've sent them down to the Deep Roads to recover from this ordeal, and would appreciate it if your employer would stop sending such messages to our veteran employees in the future.

 

Secondly, we have had letters pended to us complaining that your organization has been considering women as 'massive bloated creatures' that are only good for 'mass birthing of laboring personnel'. We would humbly request some clarification as to what any of this means. We would also request any and all information as to the location of your employer, the Archdemon. We would like to schedule a formal meeting sometime in the future.

 

And finally, and this is the most important of our inquiries: Griffons?

Regards,

Head of the Grey Warden Department of Asking too many questions Inquiry.

P.S. The Grey Wardens do not, in any way shape or form, condone the usage of Blood Magic or have any affiliation with the practitioners thereof.

[thesuperdarkone2]

Confirmed that the Architect is a magister?

http://shallowgraves...n-age-universe/

 

In the Dragon Age 2 downloadable content, Legacy, players discover that Corypheus, an ancient darkspawn, was one of the original Tevinter magisters. I asked David Gaider if the Architect of Dragon Age: Awakening is also a former magister, and if he’ll play a part in upcoming events in the DA universe.

 

Yeah,” Gaider agreed, “he is the same type of character as Corypheus, absolutely. Whether he pops up, well, possibly. I think so… I mean, obviously not if you killed him.”

[Silcron]

Dear Broganisity,

I do not know where some of these rumors have appeared but I assure you the calls were not discomforting in the slightest. We realized that some of our prank calls might have soured our relationship and thus thought best to invite some of your senior and more level headed members to a concert we were and are still holding. For the sake of politeness we also send a sample of the music that would be played, we understand that not everybody has good taste and might refuse. If this has caused such a concern let me extendthe invitation for the concert to all your members. I assure you, everyone that has attended praises our musical skills to no end, we are still to receive a negative review, or one of the listeners to leave.

As for those letters I yet again cannot comprenhend why must vanity rule the opinions of some of the non-tainted people. Our women might not be beautiful by your standards but I assure you that they are held in the highest of opinions, and they are inmensly glad that not only they can listen to our music, but birthing does not hurt anymore. We have no record of a single complaint, and as all of us they are quite happy with their position.

Sadly I am afraid that I cannot help with your request. Our bosses went on a vacation long ago and got lost. We are dutifully working to the best of our capabilities to find them. After a short period so they can reacclimate to their rightfull position I'll pass your request for a meeting. I am sure they will delighted to meet you.

After a long inquiry and looking through our records I am sad to tell you that there has been no sighting of griffons for hundreds of years. Our last sighting has the word "Garahel" in it, but sadly we know not the meaning of that word. On the other hand we have some tainted drakes and dragons that we can send your way if you'd like. I know they are not what you seek, but you would have to admit that dragons are great in all regards.

Regards,

Director of the Darkspawn Public Relations Department.

P.S. The concert may require dancing. After all our second favourite perfomance after the Song is dancing, we tend to while wearing armor and weapons. We feel as if they bring a whole new level of excitement to the act of dancing.

[Augustei]

if it weren't for you Darkspawn the Imperium wouldn't have to reconquer the south from those filthy barbarians.
And your still trying to wipe out the Dwarves, after causing the collapse of their Empire. They're awesome.

You guys are not cool.

[Silcron]

Wipe out the dwarves? Mr Augustei I am shocked at those accusations. Have you seen how many of them are with us now? I have heard you have a different name from them but they are just tainted dwarves to us. Your point of view must be really skewed if you think that the dancing performances we make for the dwarves are some sort of attack. We just think that with so many rules, the rigic cast system and all their hard work they will enjoy some dancing performances from time to time.

As for the Imperium? We hold you in the highest regard, after all, you are our founders and we respect you for that. We would still prefer if you were to join us but do not worry, we know you will change your mind, and we are patient.

[Augustei]

Wipe out the dwarves? Mr Augustei I am shocked at those accusations. Have you seen how many of them are with us now? I have heard you have a different name from them but they are just tainted dwarves to us. Your point of view must be really skewed if you think that the dancing performances we make for the dwarves are some sort of attack. We just think that with so many rules, the rigic cast system and all their hard work they will enjoy some dancing performances from time to time.

As for the Imperium? We hold you in the highest regard, after all, you are our founders and we respect you for that. We would still prefer if you were to join us but do not worry, we know you will change your mind, and we are patient.

You've done so little with the deep roads, they were once so glorious. Now they're falling apart, a decaying ruin.
You try to make all the dwarves into your kind, but Bhelen is King of the Dwarves and Bhelen bows to no one.
You attacked the Imperial armies weakening them for the barbarian Andraste.

You did kill King Cailan though, so maybe your not all bad....

[Dragonzzilla]

Leave this here...

Yes! Join the Lightspawn Cult! Free hugs, Taint-free!*
*Consult your doctor if you later show symptoms of Blight Sickness such as hair loss, body odor, cannibalism, increased number of breasts on females, death, moral degradation, or delusions of vigilance. They may subscribe you to an appointment with a Grey Warden.

[Broganisity]

Dear Director of the Darkspawn Public Relations Department,

We received your response to our inquiries, and are glad to hear things are not as bad as people have been reporting to us. However, there have since arisen a few matters we would like to bring up. We sent some of our Senior Members down into the Deep Roads for your concert, but the dancing soon turned into a heated scuffle that killed the members we sent along with a few members of our esteemed friends of the Legion of the Dead. Casualty rates for your people are unknown but we believe them to be exponentally higher than the five casualty total from 'our side', if you will. We trust that such a situation will not happen again and eagerly await the return of your employers, for we have a good many things to discuss.

 

In relation to the dwarves, we have heard a few reports from recovering miners of 'hovering Darkspawn that are worshipped as kings'. If these reports are true we would applaud your actions of tending to said miners, however, a few of our members became concerned when hearing this, believing this could strain relations between our two organizations. They believe this Darkspawn 'king' could be one of the first Magisters who founded your organization. I thought to write to you in regards to this matter in the hopes that you might shine light on this matter.

 

It pities us that you know nothing in regards to the continued existence of our Griffon allies. The stories of our last gathering with your organization alongside our winged friends have truly become legendary amongst the people. We would respectfully decline your offer of tainted drakes and dragonlings, if only due to the fact we have already re-purposed our Griffon Stables into houses for our Mabari Wardens...they do quite enjoy frolicking about in them, it's a sight to see. Perhaps a few of your members would like to play fetch with them some time? I'm sure they would enjoy it...just watch out, they tend to bite when excited.

Yours eventually,

Head of the Grey Warden Department of Inquiries.

 

P.S. I did not receive an invitation to your concert this year, perhaps next time?

[Arakiel12409]

We bear a sacred burden. For ages, we sought to bring the world unity under the Song, teaching them peace and giving them eternal life.

But, as always, our treacherous enemies, who steal our blood and betray the Song, pursue us. But we will not falter. Regardless of race, gender or status, all will take up the Song, to deliver us all into its embrace.

 

We are the Darkspawn. Join us.

#ServeTheSong

[Lady Artifice]

Very impressive, Silcron.

 

I mean, not for me, partially 'cause I'm also a woman...and also, rather prone to vanity.

 

But your pitch was admirably delivered. 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Very impressive, Silcron.

 

I mean, not for me, partially 'cause I'm also a woman...and also, rather prone to vanity.

 

But your pitch was admirably delivered. 

 

You mean to say you don't want to #TasteMyTaint?

 

Not my taint of course as I am a bit iffy about having more than a single pair of breasts. 

[Silcron]

Very impressive, Silcron.

 

I mean, not for me, partially 'cause I'm also a woman...and also, rather prone to vanity.

 

But your pitch was admirably delivered

 

Why thank you

 

What started out as a joke is starting to feel like a really fun writing exercise. It helps to sometimes go and have some fun while writing, not that I don't enjoy working on my novel, but after 8 years of working on it it has become something kind of too important for me to just have fun with it like in this thread.

 

Since I'm breaking character I must admit that it is not for either, I kind of value creativity and freedom of speech, but you've never read this

 

Now if you'll excuse I must go back into character, after all, I have a letter to write

[thats1evildude]

Well, i tweeted the #TaintForThedas hashtag. Let's get this ball rolling.

[Silcron]

Dear Head of the Grey Warden Department of Inquiries.

 

I must admit that this continued dialogue between our associations brings me great joy. The fact that we are starting dialogues and clearing rumors count as great victories of my department.

 

Regarding the visit of the members of your side I must admit that it was probably our mistake. We should have informed them about more details regarding our dancing techniques so misunderstandings like that would have been less likely to happen. I am also informed taht they arrived during a crescendo in the concert, which just seems like bad luck. We hope that the next visit will go much more smoothly.

 

Tell the nontainted dwarves that they must suffer no more. Those miners were tended to the best of our ability and now are happily continuing with mining work. We believe that with their help we will manage to reach our bosses sooner than expected. Since they will ask you can tell them that they joined for the glorious music and our health plan. Indeed they are enjoying the fact that they don't have to either drink or eat anymore thank to the Taint.

 

As for the hovering darkspawn our emmisaries tend to do that to gracefully display their abilities. If one such emissary happened to be one our founding member we would rejoice at the opportunity of talking to him and see how happy he would be with how much we have progressed since those times, but alas, I am afraid I must inform you that at the Darkspawn Public Relations Department has come no news about such a matter. As a matter of fact we have had no news of your area apart from your letters for some weeks now.

 

Oh, I will inform some of our ogres inmediatly. They love to play ball with boulders and as I believe fetch is quite the similar game. I am very confident that they will have a great time together. And do no worry about biting, the ogres like to play rough too, more reason for them to get along.

 

Yours truly,

 

Director of the Darkspawn Public Relations Department.

 

P.S. It must have been delayed with how busy we are with the paperwork, after all our department was founded quite recently and we are still setting things up. I'll try to see if it can be sent it via Shriek Express.