Maraas-Lok Light presents:
Real Soldiers of Genius
[REAL SOLDIERS OF GEEEEENIUS!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Never-ending Whirlwind Katari
[MR. NEVER-ENDING WHIRLWIND KATAAAAAAARI!]
You've got a whirlwind that makes the Red Templar Commander Jealous, and you intend to use it.... forever
[OH YEAH RISING WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS!]
With your Superb Stamina Amulet, the spin never ends
[SPIN TO WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN]
You just keep spinning.... and spinning.... and spinning
[GETTING A LITTLE DIZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!]
Mighty Blow? Who needs it? Certainly not you, you Cyclonic Killer!
[SERIOUSLY HELP I CAN'T STOP SPINNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!]
So crack open an ice cold Maraas-Lok Light, you Sensei of the Spin, and tell us again about how you slayed the wyvern .
[MR. NEVER-ENDING WHIRLWIND KATAAAAAAAARI]
So I'm sure most of you know this to be a rip from the ME3 forums, but it needed to be here. Took me to long to find what the qunari word for the alcohol was, but it was worth it.





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