I may be the only one to get this reference !
I doubt it. Some of us Irishmen have long memories when it come to French football. I've never got over the offside goal you guys scored in '82 against my wee country. Bloody Platini - hated him then, hate him now. And you like to use your hands sometimes too, no?! 
(Edit: With the mods in mind I should add that I witnessed some truly great BatSol play on Hydra last night, while my Destroyer ambled around looking at corpses.)
Hey, I can prime my own explosion with smash and then biotic charge!
#inb4slowpoke
High: figured out how to play with SalInfMR thanks to a trick that TechnoTurian showed me.
Mmm, that sentence sounds delightfully dirty.
Low: we ended up with Collectors on Rio so the game took a while. Also my poor SmashGuard died about six thousand times.
High: I then switched to Asari Vanguard while SMR stuck with the Justicar Adept, and we wrecked some Geth on Jade.
Higher: didn't get devices!
Highest: then we both switched to Salarians (SMR was, naturally, the Infiltrator while I was the Engineer) and we pwned the Reapers on Giant.
???: I was able to put a Sal. Eng. Decoy almost directly next to that Tomka that you can't actually get to, then by dodging make it look like he was trying to open the door.
I quite agree, and they surely lead to the most messy games in PUGs. Wave 7 alone is sometimes a disaster. inb4 Venom / Scorpion / Acolyte, I rarely use those weapons.
I hate and love wave seven of golden Cerberus at the same time. I mean... four engineers on the field? That's a lot of turrets.
But I love hunting those bastards and making them plead and scream. Justice comes for everybody... and in this case, justice is called incendiary Claymore.
Eat it up!
???: I was able to put a Sal. Eng. Decoy almost directly next to that Tomka that you can't actually get to,
You can use the teleport command to get down there and have a look around. SMR and I went and hung about down there on a private Bronze (so the enemies can't actually kill you and interrupt the exploration) once.
High: almost finished a silver solo with drellguard.
Low: as I was launching the third target of wave ten(engineer) into the stratosphere of Noveria's sky via cluster nades... the game disconnected.
So yeah, that's it... once I'm finished with my current playthrough of SP, I'm taking the knife and scratching the hell out of ME3 disc. I've had enough of all the bullshit this game inflicts upon me.
So yeah, that's it... once I'm finished with my current playthrough of SP, I'm taking the knife and scratching the hell out of ME3 disc. I've had enough of all the bullshit this game inflicts upon me.
Try out Ghosts and Goblins, if you like retro. It's cheap, just don't forget to download the Arcade Cabinet before it (that is free). It was made by Capcom, a fun and relaxing game, a truly unique experience, I recommend it wholeheartedly. It is the Arcade version, not the NES one, so the fun is intensified!
On the MA, I met Blackgas7 and GruntKitterhand, GG people.
The AAA, however, was more eventful.
- half of my games ended in disconnection
- managed to get the 20 headshot medal with the Incisor, which I can throw away soon
- entries from the War Diary, which depicts the war between Cerber "R" Us and the MEMP Store.
Day 2
None of us was prepared enough to attack the other. The cold, deep trenches were just perfect for the cowardly Trollstore and the incredibly patient me. Still, the burn of getting three Arguses in a row was still untreated, and that I had enough point to spend it into rage. I couldn't just sit there, even if it meant losing the second battle. Psychological warfare, that will do. I took a deep breath and shouted in the air the ugly sentences. I described every nasty detail of how I had inappropriate relations with the Motherstore, years before the little TS was born. I was overjoyed, as I saw how the hideous little thing went pale while trying to ignore my hurtful words.
I went to sleep feeling like I won.
Day 3
I got no weapons from the next two Arsenal Packs. The spoils of many silver matches were thrown away. That little sob plays dirty, just like its mother.
not sure which this is... 117hrs in on PS3...gotz me a hurricane 1 ... I have no stability mod for SMG's yet, I forgot how damn bad the kick is on this thing... I have to fight both joysticks to hit my target...when firing it..I am basically holding both sticks down....I put on the barrage gear & a level 1 stab. mod...same thing happened...gotta fight dem sticks...
Try out Ghosts and Goblins, if you like retro. It's cheap, just don't forget to download the Arcade Cabinet before it (that is free). It was made by Capcom, a fun and relaxing game, a truly unique experience, I recommend it wholeheartedly. It is the Arcade version, not the NES one, so the fun is intensified!
I have *checks*... 167 games on my GoG account, most of them unplayed so far 
There are jewels like Sunless Sea, Aquaria. Unmechanical... and many others amongst them.
I certainly won't be lacking for games when I'm finally done with ME3MP
So yeah, that's it... once I'm finished with my current playthrough of SP, I'm taking the knife and scratching the hell out of ME3 disc. I've had enough of all the bullshit this game inflicts upon me.
That would be a shame. Some of my favourite games have been with your blue girls, not to mention that sleeping Krogan or the poor Turian Soldier who gave his all for Palaven.
Besides, it's like the feckin Hotel California, this game. It pulls you back. And it'll probably be gone soon anyway, so you might as well stick around to enjoy the final Bubblicious, Biotic, Boomtastic ride into Reapertown. Maybe they should make a phone version and call it Mini Reapertown - I can almost hear the melody of a jingle called 'Loving Blue'. (That's one for AngryGrandpa.)
I just had a really epic game which made up for the wave 6 devices wipe which preceded it. My Asari Justicar needed one more extraction but landed in an unpromising scenario which lasted from wave 3 to 6 on Ghost Hazard. I had seen the host's (lack of) loadout earlier, and although there was another decent player I just quit, having already contributed my fair share to getting the wave 3 cash.
I ended up in a lobby with the other player, who switched to an Asari Huntress and off we went to fight the Reaper threat. We got Rio, and had an absolute riot, especially when joined by a Batarian Adept. I'm telling you, that guy needs a shower tonight. The game wasn't without incident, including a couple of hairy moments, but it was just enough to give the between wave melees some real intensity. We were exploding everything around us, but the funniest bit was undoubtedly the wave 5 spawn missile from 'the other guy' who provoked the thought, ".....or you can do it that way, I guess."
TL/DR: On balance, it's worth putting up with the BS. Sometimes, at least.
On the MA, I met Blackgas7 and GruntKitterhand, GG people.
The AAA, however, was more eventful.
- half of my games ended in disconnection
- managed to get the 20 headshot medal with the Incisor, which I can throw away soon
- entries from the War Diary, which depicts the war between Cerber "R" Us and the MEMP Store.Day 2
None of us was prepared enough to attack the other. The cold, deep trenches were just perfect for the cowardly Trollstore and the incredibly patient me. Still, the burn of getting three Arguses in a row was still untreated, and that I had enough point to spend it into rage. I couldn't just sit there, even if it meant losing the second battle. Psychological warfare, that will do. I took a deep breath and shouted in the air the ugly sentences. I described every nasty detail of how I had inappropriate relations with the Motherstore, years before the little TS was born. I was overjoyed, as I saw how the hideous little thing went pale while trying to ignore my hurtful words.
I went to sleep feeling like I won.
Day 3
I got no weapons from the next two Arsenal Packs. The spoils of many silver matches were thrown away. That little sob plays dirty, just like its mother.
Liked for many reasons, not least the penultimate word, as I drool on from pedants' corner.
I'm 63 hours into this account, and am attempting to seek deeper spiritual meaning regarding perceived coincidence by blindly following the path dictated to me by the mighty RNG Goddess, without question. Except where the Argus is concerned, obviously.
I don't know your PSN name(s), so I'm not sure which game, but I'm glad it seems I didn't embarrass myself.
That would be a shame. Some of my favourite games have been with your blue girls, not to mention that sleeping Krogan or the poor Turian Soldier who gave his all for Palaven.
Besides, it's like the feckin Hotel California, this game. It pulls you back. And it'll probably be gone soon anyway, so you might as well stick around to enjoy the final Bubblicious, Biotic, Boomtastic ride into Reapertown. Maybe they should make a phone version and call it Mini Reapertown - I can almost hear the melody of a jingle called 'Loving Blue'. (That's one for AngryGrandpa.)
I love the game... I really, really do. It's given me so much fun and some of my fondest memories are playing with you, Stephen... and that other suit rat But on the other hand... whenever I'm not hosting, it's like a lottery. There are tons of bad pugs out there and I just can't carry properly if assault troopers are teleporting around glacier. And when fantums arrive, well... game over man! And when I do host, I'm always asking myself, how much of pain am I inflicting upon other players because my connection sucks as much as it does. And when I fail to carry, I feel bad.
I don't need that. I feel bad about myself too much as it is. Add in all the BS the game is causing and well... you can probably see what I'm implying.
There will always be happy memories. And I'd love to do some more games with you... maybe some of those duos we've talked about? Tomorrow? Or maybe next week?
But I think it's time to move on. At this point, ME3MP feels like an addiction I want to dump... and like so many addictions before it, I feel the hard way is the best way for me.
High: Had a few games, some OK, some not. Anyway, it was good to be back briefly.
Low: The Cryo Ammo IV has started to drop.
Low. I forgot to check match level and ended up in a silver well equipped with level 4s. Kicking myself for the idiocy, I left. No point in staying because everything was going down like soft cheese.
That would be a shame. Some of my favourite games have been with your blue girls, not to mention that sleeping Krogan or the poor Turian Soldier who gave his all for Palaven.
Besides, it's like the feckin Hotel California, this game. It pulls you back. And it'll probably be gone soon anyway, so you might as well stick around to enjoy the final Bubblicious, Biotic, Boomtastic ride into Reapertown. Maybe they should make a phone version and call it Mini Reapertown - I can almost hear the melody of a jingle called 'Loving Blue'. (That's one for AngryGrandpa.)
???: I was able to put a Sal. Eng. Decoy almost directly next to that Tomka that you can't actually get to, then by dodging make it look like he was trying to open the door.
This one?
Triple high 
: Three glorious Gold games with Reaver_729.
Number one: Fat Turians & Arc Pistols duo.
Number two:
Drell Assassin and Kroguard. Those tincans never stood a chance.
And last but not least:
Two fat Turian Soldiers, ready to punish Geth.
High: I unlocked the geth juggy 2 times in a row, i now can make him look fabu, and gained a new perspective
Low: when playing with garnet and with sinful. I failed to noticed that a phantom was poking my foot...
after several pokes i fell down...i felt embarrassed, I realized i was the downed puggernaut! i have finally experienced the horror and misery i have witnessed many times before, I now understand...kinda...
^ So how was it to drop in on Sinful to save the day just in the nick of time without consumables and everybody including me in your backpack? I couldn't believe the spot I was put in when the host Collector froze right before my eyes (I was wondering what that Praetorian was doing to him. Had my rocket out, but nothing was happening? Then he was dead as dead can be. Then gone and left alone with Locust + lvl.1 cheapo consumables... So that's what a Collector freeze looks like from the outside. He did manage to come back too to same game too).
Sometimes I'm too hipster to bring a boss weapon for emergency clutching.
My hud was glitched, right before 20 seconds left on targets it finally showed me what objective we were on. I was disappointed half of our games were against the cute and cuddly geth. I don't like hearing their puppy screams 
... I had fun squashing and chopping those bugs and messing with that slow scion. good thing the shadow doesn't need much gear to kick arse.
Actual ingame footage:
So yeah, that's it... once I'm finished with my current playthrough of SP, I'm taking the knife and scratching the hell out of ME3 disc. I've had enough of all the bullshit this game inflicts upon me.
That would be a shame old mate, but I can understand the frustration as there have been a few (more than a few actually) times where I've felt like using the game disc as a frisbee for my dogs.
Case in point, landed in a lobby with some noobs the other day, armed with the usual mix of Avengers or the odd level one UR (probably fresh out of the gift pack thingy I bet) anyway it rolls Reapers on Dagger.
Long story short, I had to clutch every wave after wave 3 onwards including wave 6 and 10 Devices. No problems my Huntress couldn't handle, except for that damn Ravager who camped up top with a sight line on the last Device, which of course was in the centre of the map. Anyway got it done, like a Boss , and decided to stick with them rather than searching for a new lobby.
High point.
But the next game, (the is the latest rage inducing Low point) we roll Geth on Rio. Again long story short, Wave 6 Escort, they've all bled out and it's just me trying to get this thing from one end of damn Rio to the other, but get wiped like a dirty old sock.
It wasn't the Primes hitting me, or getting double tapped by those accursed Rocket Troopers, nor was it those sneaky Pyro's, it was those goddamned Hunters!! Especially the one I Stasised (sp) that took me down. AARGH!!
Low point. So much so, I was going to chuck it in for good.
Tl.dr - stick around Mordokai .. and Geth SUCK!!
High 50 Biotic kills with the Awakened Collector (lol Silver, but still)
Low: squad ditched me on a wave 6 escort on Rio which took way too long
it was reapers and lol silver but still
^Some times I hear cerby say out loud "Play Dead"
Don't forget we also some times say "Youre horrible!"
My Nemesis friends some times also like to say "Lag is here." Followed by the moonwalk. They are big Michael Jackson on dialup connection fans if you haven't guessed.
High: as indicated in other thread, I ran into JSlither, who may or may not be BSNer and we proceeded to rek Cerberus twice, toasters once and bugs once... though that last one was pretty tight at times. Cheating bugs will cheat. Rane also joined us for third game, but sadly got DCed in the fourth. His presence was missed.
Low: had to turn down invite from Grunt and QMR... really sorry you guys Hope to run into you guys again some time in the future. Cause today games convinced me to stay for a while longer
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