High: A random got talking to me and Jer in our games earlier, got our names mixed up. Thought Jer was a girl
More accurately, he thought you were me!
not so PC impression of a steroid taking woman from Jer. The pills didn't take!
"They did not warn me the steroids would have these effects!"
More accurately, he thought you were me!
"They did not warn me the steroids would have these effects!"
How'd you get these results? ....
Easiest way is to run ME pinger utility:
social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/343/index/12567065/1
Ah I see, I figured you used a network/packet sniffer of your own like I did but got better results. Would of saved me a lot of time if I knew this existed.
I guess what I typed in my last post looked like gibberish to you then. 
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Quoted in time! Shes speaking Geth right here folks! I turned her to the dark side single handed. Eat your hearts out. All mine now. We are going to contact Bioware tonight and tell them we need Quarian enemies in AMP.
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Why do you have a norweigan letter there?
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I always suspected you were from canada.
This is the tragic consequence of being slapped with one to many warning points by the mods. Causes permanent brain damage, injuries like that.
I think with Quarians you just have to poke a hole in their suit.
True, so, who wants to take ol' yeller out back then? Seems like the kinder thing to do.
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inb4 this gets removed as spam bye the mods
inb4 this gets removed as spam bye the mods
Or they close the whole damn thing because of one... person.
Let's get on-topic before that happens...
High: Geth Infiltrator + Mattock = lol @ your ultra-rare Cerberus Harrier.
Low: 10+ veteran packs and my Mattock hasn't leveled up.
inb4 this gets removed as spam bye the mods
It's not spam mods! It geth communication and I understand every word of it as does Pierogi I bet!
So since QMR doesn't want to do it or is having some issues during her conversion then I guess it falls onto me to share.
I was on my noob account last night and who signs on? You guessed it. Our first game was vs Collectours on Reactor Hazard.
Me warp, throw, stasis Asari and QMR as the engineer. Nothing too much to note the first few waves......Wave 3...Escort. Well what do you know? 
Starts off simple enough and things are going smooth as we head down the stairs. About this time a praetorian comes down the stairs we had just taken and the team begins to fight. I figured it best to check our flank first in case of any other enemies, during which time accidentally I hit the button. As the praetorian goes down, I head around the long way and the pugs enter the reactor. Of course QMR is too smart for this and has a front row seat to watch two pugs roast alive. We run in and get a revive a piece and continue on to the objective. The end of the objective was at the top part of the reactor and huddled there as the drone completes we start fighting off all of the troopers that had accumulated. Then.....I saw it. A glorious glowing nuke running right out of the reactor and right for a pug who had just climbed the wall beside of me. I carefully backed up as the pug began to shoot and primed it with warp. QMR has just about cleared out the troopers at this point as I angle my throw up over the enemy to launch it down and back.....it was beautiful. I don't even think she saw it coming as the box was between her and the nuke. BOOM! teammate down. Who was also instantly up with a rage missile into the ground 
Now normally I don't count nukes on objective waves, but given the company and also a part coming up in the story, we are counting this one. She also ended that game with like 160-170k I believe.
Next game. Giant Collectours.
Shes male infiltrator (who was very well done...even took a break mid game to message as much) and I am in the same character.
Game is going smoothly enough and we get to wave 6. Data points. The second one was at the bottom of the ramps at the little L spot and very annoying. Couldn't get it finished as the enemies just kept pouring in. I tried to sneak in and complete it, but was shot and ran up on. QMR being the great teammate she is, revives me almost instantly. Melee as soon as I stand up and staggered. There is nothing I can do at this point as the glowing nuke is running right for me and I'm still off balance. I don't know how far she backed off, but she was nice enough to get back far enough that I could hear the whistle of the incoming missile that was about to blow me to hell. Having priorities and all, I also get clam slammed about 15 times before I get revived and we finish up the round. 
Later on in the extraction wave I have a sweet spot where they keep spawning around the corner from me and a getting explosion kill after explosion kill. All of the sudden I start hearing the sticky grenades getting spammed. I know exactly what is going on and instantly dash backwards towards the ladder. As I turn I can see the nuke and I throw a desperation stasis as I fly off of the ladder and down to the ground. SAFE!
I feel like I've typed a lot, but it was really fun. There are a few more games, but I think I'm done typing for now, unless my new Geth ally wants to take over.
Low point: Still haven't bumped into ErzPaladin since.
Lower point: my feelings
Lowest point: Those stories about gold solo' won't tell themselves yunno :/
Low point: Still haven't bumped into ErzPaladin since.
Lower point: my feelings
Lowest point: Those stories about gold solo' won't tell themselves yunno :/
I carried them on my alt the other day. I even made a post about it.
I carried them on my alt the other day. I even made a post about it.
U did?
I need direction to this post. 
I got likes to give.
Low: dropped into a hacked game, with instantaneous shield regen and the host, a puggernaut by the name L0unny, wielding the most powerful Katana ever. Nearly held one of the wave 6 packages on the other side of the map until the end, but one of the other pugs got killed and made me doubt about the hacking, so I delivered it. Then got myself synced and expectated the host, which confirmed my suspicions. Unfortunately wave 10 was a hack.
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