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[Zikade]

Low - "You have lost your connection to EA servers..."

 

Twice I was trying to solo Silver. Twice it disconnected me. I ragequitted.

[Urizen]

Low:

 

 

Thank you Drone for ruining an OK solo. @§#+!

[inert14]

High- 360 controller is pretty comfortable and playing from the couch is hella dope

Low- console aiming sux

 

Get ready to quickscope some swarmers!

[Balbock]

High: 3 Plat games with Urizen, I_Never_Extract and Mission_Scrubbed

 

Higher than Hightest Possible: 3 x 4 Claymores...

 

Low: I don't know the rest anymore.

[Urizen]

You forgot this:

 

 

No Missiles were harmed in the making of this Speedrun.

[7twozero]

Get ready to quickscope some swarmers!

Actually some auto aim would've been welcome but I didn't even notice it, it's a real pain to aim properly so far.

[Arkhne]

Get ready to quickscope some swarmers!

 

Seriously, I am a peaceful guy, BUT I WANT TO PUNCH THE DUCKING FICKHEAD WHO CAME UP WITH THIS SH*T! GODDAMMIT YOU JACKARSE! ATLEAST LET US TURN IT OFF! FFS.

[DarkOrgasm]

Hosted zombie mode with pugs who I told what they were about to play rock

Got London Reapers

 

High: Pugs did very well along with massive Abomb explosions, and when turrets were set up all over the middle section in later waves

 

Low: 2 didnt extract but they all seemed to like the experience and I thanked them for playing

[TheN7Penguin]

Low: Vancouver/Cerberus. Was playing as the Awakened Collector (which is a class which I've used about twice in total ever), in the hope of gaining another level so I could promote the adept class again. Well. Much rubber banding was occurring. Had no idea where I was/where the enemies were. My powers weren't working, I kept dying for no reason... and everyone in the lobby died. I think me quitting may have caused a wave 4 squad wipe. Oops.

[TheTechnoTurian]

Low: this week my doctor was all like "techno, we gotta schedule to remove your spleen as part of your treatment" and I was all like "ok lets do this thing, but what is a spleen"

I fail at human anatomy

(also i will note he didnt actually call me techno)

High: Turiandodged a rocket in a pug today by doing a fat turian wallduck

You might say that I win at sexy turian anatomy

[Arkhne]

Low: this week my doctor was all like "techno, we gotta schedule to remove your spleen as part of your treatment" and I was all like "ok lets do this thing, but what is a spleen"

I fail at human anatomy

(also i will note he didnt actually call me techno)

High: Turiandodged a rocket in a pug today by doing a fat turian wallduck

You might say that I win at sexy turian anatomy

 

My mother had cancer of the spleen years ago, pretty bad too. Something like 15 years ago. She had it removed, she's been healthier than ever since then. Don't worry (that never helps), there will be plenty of people here wishing you well.

[Bowlcuts]

High: Outscored teh suitrat QMR.

 

Low: Got disconnected because of it.

 

:')

[ark]

Low: this week my doctor was all like "techno, we gotta schedule to remove your spleen as part of your treatment" and I was all like "ok lets do this thing, but what is a spleen"

I fail at human anatomy

(also i will note he didnt actually call me techno)

High: Turiandodged a rocket in a pug today by doing a fat turian wallduck

You might say that I win at sexy turian anatomy

tell them to take out all the stuff you don`t realy need to stay alive, and you have less silly organs that can break!

 

and good luck with your upcoming surgery 

[PatrickBateman]

Low: this week my doctor was all like "techno, we gotta schedule to remove your spleen as part of your treatment" and I was all like "ok lets do this thing, but what is a spleen"

I fail at human anatomy

(also i will note he didnt actually call me techno)

High: Turiandodged a rocket in a pug today by doing a fat turian wallduck

You might say that I win at sexy turian anatomy

Best wishes and hoping everything will be fine! Let's hope you will be back soon, there are still plenty of solos to be done!

[Cerbe "R" Us]

I want to platinum (insanity run) ME1 and 2, so I didn't touch the MP in the last weeks, yesterday I took a break (after Horizon, it wasn't as bad as I expected but as I read the internet afterwards it could have gone way worse) and joined a gold and two Plats. Decent pugs, good games, extractions, money, xp, swag, everything somebody can ask for.

[TheTechnoTurian]

My mother had cancer of the spleen years ago, pretty bad too. Something like 15 years ago. She had it removed, she's been healthier than ever since then. Don't worry (that never helps), there will be plenty of people here wishing you well.

 

Glad to hear your mother's doing well! In my case the cancer spread from other organs into the spleen. But now chemo + radiation therapy has basically cured it elsewhere so the spleen has turned out to be its last stronghold, so to speak. It should be pretty easy compared to everything else. I don't even have to stay at the hospital overnight or anything for the surgery.  

 

on an unrelated note:  

 

High: I was a fat turian sentinel 

 

Low: I was a fat turian that went into w6 plat vs. geth solo with 5 medigels 5 ops 7 rokkits but I rounded a corner and got staggered by a drone, smacked by a brute and sniped by a ravager simultaneously, and when i got out of that mess I was suddenly at 0 rokkits, 0 medigel, 0 ops. This was all pretty cool and I am not mad at video games nor do I want the geth to go **** themselves with pinecones or anything. 

 

I am calm and not raging atm. 

 

Not raging at all. 

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Good luck Techno, here's to more glorious fat turian goodness!

[Darth Volus]

You forgot this:

 

 

No Missiles were harmed in the making of this Speedrun.

 

No 20 headshots? Scrubs, scrubs everywhere 

 

JK 

 

Or am I? 

[Urizen]

Who needs headshots when you have the High Lord?

[Darth Volus]

 but..but..but...

 

[Urizen]

That gif, so hypnotic, must headshot all the things nao, while hearing that!

[Darth Volus]

 they grow up so fast..you make me proud son.. 

[Urizen]

Look mommy, I did it!

 

[Darth Volus]

Attaboy! 

[Arkhne]

I want to platinum (insanity run) ME1 and 2, so I didn't touch the MP in the last weeks, yesterday I took a break (after Horizon, it wasn't as bad as I expected but as I read the internet afterwards it could have gone way worse) and joined a gold and two Plats. Decent pugs, good games, extractions, money, xp, swag, everything somebody can ask for.

 

For Insanity on ME2, ammo conservation is the big thing. Best way to help this alone is (duh) bringing the right squadmates (Who have infinite ammo, and powers to strip defenses). Even on Insanity, Warp/Incinerate still tear Armour apart, and Overload still shatters shields like wet paper. If going Soldier, AR Revenant is the answer to everything .

 

Personally, I love the Sentinel in Insanity ME2, Fastest cooldowns in Game, with the "oh sheets!" Tech Armour button of win, Power for every situation, and with AR(Vindicator/Mattock) or SR(Viper) training the Gunplay to back it up. Always having an answer to Shields is big, almost every single mission had mercs or Geth. The single biggest threat on Insanity isn't Harbinger, nor even a Praetorian, it is the fking Loki Mechs, they get boosted armour, high level ARs, and come in packs of three times their usual number, and they just charge you, no taking cover, you either kill them quick, or loose. Husks you just take Samara, Jack, or Loyal Kasumi, force powers like Throw/Shockwave (And Kasumi's beautiful 9m radius grenades) have an insta-kill vs unarmoured husks.

 

(I play ME2 on Insanity far too much)