Low-Point; landed in a two Lamers GIP with glitched Lamer sounds and where these guys did absolutely nothing but spamming it back to back, full duration each time... even on the Banshee hand of denial. ... When the Jug left, I wished I was that smart. 
High-Point; when my headset batteries died in that same match. 
High: had some awesome games with QMR and Stephen. Finally finished SMG mastery, so I now never have to use Hornet again. Ever!
Low: sucked at all of them. Hard freeze after geth/ghost hazard was just a cherry on top of it. Decided to retire for the night.
High: had some awesome games with QMR and Stephen. Finally finished SMG mastery, so I now never have to use Hornet again. Ever!
Low: sucked at all of them. Hard freeze after geth/ghost hazard was just a cherry on top of it. Decided to retire for the night.
Your Hornet woes mirror my GPR woes. It's going out the airlock the minute I've got 200,000 points. Making it bearable is the reason I deployed that TGI; well, that and being only two achievements short of Commando Mastery.
I don't think you sucked at all, you were just ludicrously unlucky. When your Smashbro and that Banshee get married, my QFI gets to be a flower girl, right? 
Shame you couldn't join us for the final game, it was a complete pwning of geth on Reactor (my QFI/Widow, QMR's QFI/BW, a Huntress/BW and their krogan friend).
Today's games were indeed a high point. Thank you for playing!
When your Smashbro and that Banshee get married, my QFI gets to be a flower girl, right?
There is something to be said about necrophilia. There is also probably a lesson to be had in all this, but I'll be damned if I know what that is 
Oh yeah! L2P! 
Smashdept still rules though 
Not nearly as much as his goonguard brotha, but he's still pretty damn awesome.
High: Claymoar killstreak!
Highlight: Joining a GiP on wave 2 - White/Rippaz - with my zero-fitness Tempest HFE to find the other three spending the entire game camping the LZ (srsly, wtf?) leaving me free to destroy everything around the rest of the map and topscore by a significant margin in a game with a team total of well over 500k.
From the Randomizer that brought you the Conrad Verner Squad and the Sabre Volus, I present...
Thrill to his ability to cast Incinerate every 5.71 seconds.
Marvel at his decision to use the Javelin on odd-numbered Waves and the Suppressor on even-numbered Waves.
Watch as he actually manages a Banshee kill with the Suppressor.
Laugh as he fails to extract due to staring down the Javelin scope and losing track of his surroundings.
Others involved in this glorious mess were PurpGuy with the Sabre Havoc, RustyBuckets02 with the Claymore Quarksman, and N7Lady with the Striker Juggernaut (quote: "It takes me an entire clip to kill a Cannibal!"). All vs. Reapers on Goddess Gold. Amazingly aside from my derp on extraction, the game went relatively smoothly.
Oh, uh...
Highlights: see above.
Lowlights: why aren't we Randomizing all the time?
Highlight: Joining a GiP on wave 2 - White/Rippaz - with my zero-fitness Tempest HFE to find the other three spending the entire game camping the LZ (srsly, wtf?) leaving me free to destroy everything around the rest of the map and topscore by a significant margin in a game with a team total of well over 500k.
Your ultimate scrub status has been revoked. The decision is final.
Your ultimate scrub status has been revoked. The decision is final.
First, it says that I'm the ultimate scrub in my signature, so it remains definitive. You're not the boss of my signature! 
Second, there were no BSNers in the game, otherwise I'd have scored my usual 20k or so
Come to think of it, it was kinda like a solo where all the enemies were predictably heading for one fixed point on the map.
First, it says that I'm the ultimate scrub in my signature, so it remains definitive. You're not the boss of my signature!
Second, there were no BSNers in the game, otherwise I'd have scored my usual 20k or so
Come to think of it, it was kinda like a solo where all the enemies were predictably heading for one fixed point on the map.
You can of course keep your signature...
You just can no longer pretend and go lazy into matches as much as before.
Your Hornet woes mirror my GPR woes. It's going out the airlock the minute I've got 200,000 points. Making it bearable is the reason I deployed that TGI; well, that and being only two achievements short of Commando Mastery.
Take advantage of it's high mook headshot multiplier. And slap Incindiary ammo on it to take advantage of it's quite high fire rate to glitch better. Thus I prefer it on the GE for some added fire explosions too & his ability to deal with shields via Overload while incindiary ammo deals with armour and health. And on the GT for extra incindiary cheese that greatly helps with bosses.
Other then that, I can proudly say that I'm a great fan of the Geth Pulse Rifle (headshot focus ARs I'm a big fan of + it's perfect for Gold difficulty). Just never on the GI. Mostly on the GE & GT. Even on the Jug or any other kit that's not GI. GI is what should be going out the airlock.
You can of course keep your signature...
You just can no longer pretend and go lazy into matches as much as before.
What if I promise to play even worse than before? I could totally do that.
What if I promise to play even worse than before? I could totally do that.
Maybe I'm wrong. My HFE just made the TGI host rage quit on w7 by pushing him off the top of the scoreboard....
What if I promise to play even worse than before? I could totally do that.
Yes, but now that the truth is out everybody would know you'd be letting them down out of sheer lazyness.
Yes, but now that the truth is out everybody would know you'd be letting them down out of sheer lazyness.
I'm not seeing the downside here.
Highlight - Using my signature class (FQI with Lancer) on Gold and came second (would have come first, if not for missile-spamming Juggernaut on wave 11).
Low point - Used a missile. Hit a Pyro in the face at point blank. Killed nothing else.
Low point - Still disconnecting on the first match I play. Every time.
Highlight - Banshee spawning on a balcony in the exterior of White for literally no reason.
Low point - +0 assist (no idea what on, since there were a lot of shots flying everywhere)
Low point - +0 kill (in the same game).
Used a missile. Hit a Pyro in the face at point blank.
I heartily endorse this product and/or service.
Low point(s): I haven't managed to get to the end of a game today. Finding myself playing solo after the host rage quit. ME3 crashing in the middle of w11. Host quitting and "You have lost connection to the game." That kind of thing. Over and over. Bleh.
I'm not seeing the downside here.
Your Ultimate Scrub status has been reinstated. You may add "Shameless" to the title.
Your Ultimate Scrub status has been reinstated. You may add "Shameless" to the title.
Done
Low point - Used a missile. Hit a Pyro in the face at point blank. Killed nothing else.
Why is this a low? Standard operating procedure for when one of those bosh'tets ruins my soup with their goddamn flamethrower/ sniper rifle hybrid thing from halfway across the map.
It would have been nice to kill the two Geth primes, 3 bombers and the other Pyro what I was aiming at, but it was pretty cool anyway. Just not intended. It was quite satisfying to see its head blow up as the missile hit it. And then the rest of it blew up. It was quite funny.
two Geth primes
another situation in which this is SOP.
Retour en haut
