Belt up and be a Bonzer, mate. No need to get ur knickers in a knot over a bloke shacking Fifty k's south of Woop Woop.
We always like them Aussies, cause they play some fair dinkum Rugby.
You remind me of a mechanical roo I met once when I stopped off for a stubby while driving up the Bruce. He said, "Get off the bloody wicket mate, we're trying to play cricket here!" every time someone walked up to the door of the pub. It was funny the first couple of times, but God help the bar staff.
You can try to tell BSN that, but it won't work.
I laughed. Quite hard. Oh, the collective memories this place has....
Lack of Refundancy is really the problem
Well, that's free market capitalism for you - a whole minefield of manufacturer warranties, guarantees, seller liability, customer responsibilty, wear-and-tear, prohibitive repair costs, terms and conditions, small print, lawyers, jada jada jada, blah de blah 