I would love to roll a female dwarf and romance Varric.
Not just because of the chest hair.
Not just because of the wink.
Not even just because of the smooth voice.
I just think it could be a really interesting romance story. He is still hung up on Bianca and his loyal nature makes it hard for him to admit his feelings, but when he does...bam 
It needs to happen.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned wanting to roll in satin sheets with his voice.Kind of surprised that no one mentioned Cory yet I mean after all theres already post for mabari and arcane horror but no Cory? Least Cory has got a nice voice on him and strangely pretty eyes.
No I don't wanna romance Cory, just surprised to not see him listed yet as a joke post.
I want to like him, but I can't get past his weird looking ears...
Lol small detail like that doesn't really bother me but it would be nice to see his face ^^;
Cullen with male Inquisitor. When are we gonna get a awkward, adorable gay disney prince?
Dorian is great and all, but he's a bit of a stereotype.
Varric with a female dwarf.
Cassandra with a female of any race.
Solas with a male elf.
Harding with anyone.
Krem with anyone.
Ser Barris with anyone.
Cullen with male Inquisitor. When are we gonna get a awkward, adorable gay disney prince?
LOL.... Cullen just isn't that man. I mean, more power to ya, and I won't hate if this eventually happens, but I just can't see it from Cullen. Someone like Sebastian maybe.
Wait, wasn't he bisexual? He was both awkward and into dudes. Don't know about adorable. Some people thought so. Hell, he's even a prince! 
LOL.... Cullen just isn't that man. I mean, more power to ya, and I won't hate if this eventually happens, but I just can't see it from Cullen. Someone like Sebastian maybe.
Wait, wasn't he bisexual? He was both awkward and into dudes. Don't know about adorable. Some people thought so. Hell, he's even a prince!
No, he's straight in DAI although people found some male Inquisitor romance lines for Cullen in game files so he was intended to be bisexual at some part of development.
No, he's straight in DAI although people found some male Inquisitor romance lines for Cullen in game files so he was intended to be bisexual at some part of development.
I meant sebastian. He's bi right?
"Hey Alistair, that's how hard I pounded your mum last night... right in the Kingmaker"
ROFL!
Knocked the dust off that *****.
I meant sebastian. He's bi right?
Sebastian's literally the only heterosexual LI in DA2. 
I meant sebastian. He's bi right?
No, he's not straight ^^
"Hey Alistair, that's how hard I pounded your mum last night... right in the Kingmaker"
And I lost my Dr pepper! Thanks for that.
"Hey Alistair, that's how hard I pounded your mum last night... right in the Kingmaker"
ROFL!
Knocked the dust off that *****.
I love Varric's face in that picture as well, it's totally looks like he's saying, "Dammmmn, that's just cold!"
I love Varric's face in that picture as well, it's totally looks like he's saying, "Dammmmn, that's just cold!"
Laughing too hard right now from all of this, lol. This would be the best romance ever, just for the interactions with Alistair. I'd be the best dad. Even bounce him on my knee, lolol.
As a male human noble Inquisitor:
- Cullen
- Gaspard
- Michel
- Florianne
Cullen and Krem with a male Inquisitor.
Cassandra and Vivienne with a female Inquisitor.
Laughing too hard right now from all of this, lol. This would be the best romance ever, just for the interactions with Alistair. I'd be the best dad. Even bounce him on my knee, lolol.
Alistair: I'd be careful, first it's all "I like you" and then ZAP, frog time...
Inquisitor: You're under the impression that zapping your mother, froggy style, isn't exactly my plan?
Aha, lol, even to gross out Alistair, I don't think I could hint that,
Abelas x Female Elf
Dorian x Female
Dragon x Qunari
Varric. The answer will always be Varric.
(Blackwall made for a pretty great consolation prize, though.)
Perhaps we could have gotten too drunk at Halamshiral and woken up to discover we've become the latest husband of the Dowager...?
What makes you think you'll ever wake up?
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