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You have straight and gay choices, but can you have polygamy?


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#51
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Unless you've got two dragonskins enchanted with grandmaster cleansing runes, I would not advise you dip in that sloots korcari wilds...

 

Even then, it's dubious, lol. Isabella has an actual itch named after her. Canon.

 

That's why you make friends with a healer, dude.  Problem solved!



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Griffonclaw, you have officially made my night!

Great! I had fun, too. I still logged out of here in a hurry when my wife stirred. Shoot.



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That's why you make friends with a healer, dude.  Problem solved!

There isn't any in Inquisition! :o

 

Even if there was, I'm not going down on that, lol. Gross.



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I'm super curious.... What would be her reaction to your DA poly-relationship fantasy?



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There isn't any in Inquisition! :o

 

Even if there was, I'm not going down on that, lol. Gross.

 

Lol, neither is Isabela, but I think it's safe to assume that both she and healers still exist somewhere in the world.  Although there really oughta be a potion for that, huh?  HEALER IN A POCKET, for when your pee burns and it isn't magic fire to rain upon your enemies!

 

...Somebody call the merchant's guild I'M GONNA BE RICH.


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Lol, neither is Isabela, but I think it's safe to assume that both she and healers still exist somewhere in the world.  Although there really oughta be a potion for that, huh?  HEALER IN A POCKET, for when your pee burns and it isn't magic fire to rain upon your enemies!

 

...Somebody call the merchant's guild I'M GONNA BE RICH.

LOL I'd rather just take my chances with the cutie that likes cutting things and messing with Demons...



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LOL I'd rather just take my chances with the cutie that likes cutting things and messing with Demons...

 

Hey, I'm down with the innocent sweetness too!  Just, y'know, sometimes you want the sweetness, and sometimes you want to wake up naked tied upside down to the mast of a ship with no memory of the last three days and a new tattoo.



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I'm super curious.... What would be her reaction to your DA poly-relationship fantasy?

I seriously don't want to know. It's best she just assumes I'm a nerd who loves video games and that video games don't have romantic options. I've been happily married for 12 years now and I know it's best to keep crazy topics like the one I started to myself. She's not a gamer and that's okay. If I had to do it all over again... Wow. I can't finish the statement.



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Hey, I'm down with the innocent sweetness too!  Just, y'know, sometimes you want the sweetness, and sometimes you want to wake up naked tied upside down to the mast of a ship with no memory of the last three days and a new tattoo.

Geralt of Rivia, is that you? LOL



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Your wife sounds worse than my ex, Cyan.

 

While I was with her, I wasn't allowed to romance anybody in BioWare games.

 

She hated it when I played games and would usually leave the room... however, during my ME trilogy and DA:O/2 play-throughs, she would sit there and watch just to make sure I didn't "cheat on her" with a video game character....


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Your wife sounds worse than my ex, Cyan.

 

While I was with her, I wasn't allowed to romance anybody in BioWare games.

 

She hated it when I played games and would usually leave the room... however, during my ME trilogy and DA:O/2 play-throughs, she would sit there and watch just to make sure I didn't "cheat on her" with a video game character....

She quickly gets bored watching me play. If it's not PacMan or Sodoku, she's doing her thing which is watching reality TV. She has her vice and I have mine.



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LOL not that I would care too much, certainly not to this extent, but I'd probably be a little jealous too if I saw my wife all depressed and dropping tears over some potato head elf, lol. Seriously, the Solas thread... lulz.


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Your wife sounds worse than my ex, Cyan.

 

While I was with her, I wasn't allowed to romance anybody in BioWare games.

 

She hated it when I played games and would usually leave the room... however, during my ME trilogy and DA:O/2 play-throughs, she would sit there and watch just to make sure I didn't "cheat on her" with a video game character....

 

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I'm laughing so hard, tears are rolling down my cheek.



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We had them in Jade Empire, so it's not like there is no precedence. It was actually being explored during the development of the game, but it'd too much resources, so the idea was scrapped.



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LOL not that I would care too much, certainly not to this extent, but I'd probably be a little jealous too if I saw my wife all depressed and dropping tears over some potato head elf, lol. Seriously, the Solas thread... lulz.

 

Heh, the Solas thread isn't THAT bad...

 

ok maybe we are


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I would like that a thousand fold, Killabee. :lol:

 

Oh man, did my ex sh*t bricks when she saw Miranda for the first time while I was playing ME2...

 

"That's the only reason you're playing that game!!!"


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I would like that a thousand fold, Killabee. :lol:

 

Oh man, did my ex sh*t bricks when she saw Miranda for the first time while I was playing ME2...

 

"That's the only reason you're playing that game!!!"

 

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At least the Solas thread has diversity...

 

Intellectual debates, dirty talk and romantic songs synchronised to cut-scenes involving Solas...



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I would like that a thousand fold, Killabee. :lol:

 

Oh man, did my ex sh*t bricks when she saw Miranda for the first time while I was playing ME2...

 

"That's the only reason you're playing that game!!!"

 

 

Bahahaha! My mother saw me playing it back then.. First thing she commented on was her magnificent ******, LOLOL.

 

 



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I came to this thread to discuss what I thought was an interesting topic.

I stayed because of you guys. <3 /10 would romance thread.


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im not playing the game because of miranda!

I playing because of miranda's ass!

*slapped*

 

 

also i'd love some poly relationships :DD

 

maybe you have two party members in one and you to be a part of it 



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Hot damn!

 

But my ex was more annoyed with her rack, for envious reasons, me thinks... ;)



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At least the Solas thread has diversity...

 

Intellectual debates, dirty talk and romantic songs synchronised to cut-scenes involving Solas...

Yea, and the Cassandra thread ha-

 

.... Don't go into the Cassandra thread, LOL.



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Bahahaha! My mother saw me playing it back then.. First thing she commented on was her magnificent ******, LOLOL.

Oh come on. Camel you know what, lol.