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[-PenguinFetish-]

 

Today I was supposed to post a Legionnaire guide, but Bioware wouldn't let me finish a game due to crashes/key bug. Instead I made a fully comprehensive guide to soloing Perilous. Hope you all enjoy.

[J. Peterman]

Loooooool. An actual penguin suit?

[Whatislove?]

Best Solo Vid Ever! *Thumbs Up* 

[Catastrophy]

I had a penguin once - it was black - and white.

 

OT: My nose often gets in the was when I try pressing all the keys and I end up pressing not enough of them - any tip for that?

[Kjubaran]

I almost fell of the chair.

[Mofojokers]

As always good job PenguinFetish

Im waiting on patch 3 so i can go back to my ele he is my solo class.

I use the tanking ele build
Firestorm
Fade cloak
Fire wall
Barrier

Then as many passives as possible but first thing to always get before anything is death siphon.

Gear is

Primal robes
2x 10 percent heal on kill
1x 200 hp belt
1x 15 percent cd modifier neck
Death ward for the heal on hit plus modified it for heal on kill 6 percent

Total of 46 percent heal on kill plus while waiting to kill a target the heal on hit works well and with spells. Use barrier before each pull to give you time to set up. Use door ways pull the group then put up fire wall on the door and with luck it should of procced your no cd so use this by throwing firestorm on top of the firewall. This will pin the mobs to the ground and with the items and death siphon you cannot die as long as firestorm is up. Use fade cloak as a *o crap button* also makes demon commander a joke. You can solo routine at level one with this gear and build, you can solo threating at level 7 with this build and perilous i would recommend level 12-15 depending on your skill level.

[Torkelight]

 

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When you are done soloing perilous like a boss, I can get you a job at my local aquarium. They're famous for their penguins. It'll be a lot of toiletscrubbing, but it'll be worth it though. You can be around penguins all day.

Did you know penguins prostitute themselves to collect shiny rocks? Or that they engage in homosexual relationships? It's true!

[-PenguinFetish-]

When you are done soloing perilous like a boss, I can get you a job at my local aquarium. They're famous for their penguins. It'll be a lot of toiletscrubbing, but it'll be worth it though. You can be around penguins all day.

Did you know penguins prostitute themselves to collect shiny rocks? Or that they engage in homosexual relationships? It's true!

No thanks i already have a well paying job. Thanks for thinking of me though.

[Torkelight]

No thanks i already have a well paying job. Thanks for thinking of me though.

Who said it was well paid?

[-PenguinFetish-]

Who said it was well paid?

 

My savings account does. I dont really understand your point here.

[Torkelight]

My savings account does. I dont really understand your point here.

Hehe, tell me more about your savings account. I'd like to know how well off you are. Do you by any chance work at the wharf? If so you'd be fortunate. The whole place is littered with penguins.

[-PenguinFetish-]

Hehe, tell me more about your savings account. I'd like to know how well off you are. Do you by any chance work at the wharf? If so you'd be fortunate. The whole place is littered with penguins.

I dont know what the wharf is sorry. Again, i dont know what your point is.

[Torkelight]

I dont know what the wharf is sorry. Again, i dont know what your point is.

This is the wharf: 



Glad to be of service.

[J. Peterman]

Yeah, this is definitely getting weird now...

[Mofojokers]

Yeah, this is definitely getting weird now...

Want it to get more wierd

[J. Peterman]

Want it to get more wierd

 

Shouldn't you be posting some far out idea in your thread?

[Mofojokers]

Shouldn't you be posting some far out idea in your thread?

Would that turn you on?

I could do it if i knew that lol

[J. Peterman]

Would that turn you on?

I could do it if i knew that lol

 

I'm not interested in your advances. Thanks.

[Mofojokers]

I'm not interested in your advances. Thanks.

I remember you all dressed up for Pagliacci i loved the clown suit. From that moment you got under my skin bud sorry joe lol.

[J. Peterman]

I remember you all dressed up for Pagliacci i loved the clown suit. From that moment you got under my skin bud sorry joe lol.

 

Nice try, but Seinfeld references won't remove you from "the list".

[Mofojokers]

Nice try, but Seinfeld references won't remove you from "the list".

Hahah man i gotta ask man since you brought it up why did you go for crazy joe davola. Dont get me wrong i love the hell out of seinfeld watched it more times than id care to list. But crazy joe over Kramer i got to wonder lol.

[Cirvante]

My savings account does. I dont really understand your point here.

 

I believe he meant the 'toilet scrubbing at the local aquarium' job.

[Torkelight]

I believe he meant the 'toilet scrubbing at the local aquarium' job.

'tis a good job. Steady pay and lots of penguins.

Like this:

[SofaJockey]

I'm not interested in your advances. Thanks.

 

If you reciprocated, you'd get credit  .