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[Ghost of Abraham Lincoln]

"Later, I will sexually pleasure myself while thinking of this with great respect."

 

Or however it goes. I don't think I quoted it exactly right.

[Colonelkillabee]

(Disgusted noise)

Also, anything Sten says.

[AshesEleven]

Corypheus' entire villainous monologue at Haven. That **** was epic.

 

Pretender. You toy with forces beyond your ken. No more.

 

Words mortals often hurl at the darkness. Once they were mine. They are always lies.

 

Know me, know what you have pretended to be. Exalt the Elder One! The will that is Corypheus!

 

I do not know how you survived, but what marks you as "touched." What you flail at rifts. I crafted to assault the very Heavens.

 

And you used the Anchor to undo my work! The gall!

 

I once breached the Fade in the name of another, to serve the Old Gods of the Empire in person.

 

I found only chaos and corruption. Dead whispers. For a thousand years I was confused. No more. 

 

I have gathered the will to return under no name but my own. To champion withered Tevinter and correct this blighted world. 

 

Beg that I succeed. For I have seen the Throne of the Gods, and it was empty!

 

Corypheus had a brilliant introduction in this game.  Soooo epic.  

[Colonelkillabee]

Corypheus had a brilliant introduction in this game.  Soooo epic.  

And then... the rest of the game happened.

[AshesEleven]

And then... the rest of the game happened.

 

Yeah...though I've already mentioned multiple times my thoughts on how he was handled.  This ain't the place  

 

I do love his "Bow before your new god and be spared" line still, though.  God I love that line.  

[ravenesse]

"She almost says the word. Sometimes..."

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

"You have lost your connection to the game."

 

Oh, wait, is this our least favourite quotes? 

[Zehealingman]

Did anyone else tried the ham they had at camp yesterday?

[AshesEleven]

No, wait, I remember the best quote.

 

"Tired of waiting around..."  

[Br3admax]

"All of this happened because of fanatics and arguments about the next world. It's time we start believing in this one."

[WildOrchid]

"Her Ladyship Mai Bhalsych of Korse"

[Cyberstrike nTo]

"I need to have some words with my publishers the first is "you" and the second will be "bastard"."-Varric

 

"I was hoping you like a dashing rouge."-Dwarf rouge to Josie,

 

"Why do risk everything we've built, your life for my honor?!"-Josie

"Because I LOVE YOU!"-The Inquisitor.

 

"Watch wear you swing your weapon!"-Dorian

"Dirty,"-Iron Bull

 

"So why did you drag me to see the Divine?"-Varric

"I wanted her to see the chest hair personally."-Cassanda

"Beg your pardon?"-Varric

[Laurelinde]

*points at signature*

 

That or every time Varric taunts Cass and she yells "I'm right here, Varric!" in that voice.  

 

Or *poorly made wind noises*.

 

Or something else hilarious I'm forgetting and will think of later and kick myself.

[EmissaryofLies]

Fereldan Frostback: GruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[leaguer of one]

"She almost says the word. Sometimes..."

"I'm hoping a breach opens up and sucks me in now...."

-Female Inquisitor Adaar.

[leaguer of one]

Did anyone else tried the ham they had at camp yesterday?

The one that taste of Despair?

[leaguer of one]

"The truth is not an end but a beginning. A herald ,indeed. Shouting at the heavens, ushering a new age."

[ravenesse]

"I'm hoping a breach opens up and sucks me in now...."

-Female Inquisitor Adaar.

"If a rift opened up right now and swallowed me, I'd be fine with that"

- Female Cadash

"Provided it tied you down first, one assumes"

- Solas

 

Made me laugh even harder

[Nette]

"It comes off! I didn't know it came off."
-Cole

[CathyMe]

"The truth is not an end but a beginning. A herald ,indeed. Shouting at the heavens, ushering a new age."

Sorry If I seem stupid, but who says that line?

Also, I forgot this line:

Dorian:"Selfish of me, I guess. Not wanting to spend my entire life screaming on the inside."

[Nette]

"I call for rehabilitation! The skull shall do public theater about the evils of evil! I also judge the box! End table for
orphans!" 

[RobRam10]

Sorry If I seem stupid, but who says that line?

Flemeth

[CathyMe]

Flemeth

Thank you. I guess i didn't get to pick the option that makes her say that.

[AshesEleven]

Oh, speaking of Flemeth:

 

"She was betrayed as I was betrayed...as the WORLD was betrayed!  Mythal clawed and crawled her way through the ages to me, and I will see her avenged!  Alas...so long as the music plays...we dance."