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[Zatche]

Blackwall: Cole, say something interesting.
Cole: something interesting.
Blackwall: I deserved that.

[Johun]

I was fond of this exchange:

 

Corypheus: You dare come before me, demon? I will bind you, as I have bound so many before!

 

Cole: I am unbound, and you are undone.

[Angry_Elcor]

"There once was a sister from Sud

Begging alms, as a chantry girl should.

Though she would take gold

Or clothes for the cold

She looked first for offers of w-"

 

It seems the logger was unable to finish this poem.

[Freedheart]

Sera to IB: "I'm not kill stealing, I'm kill *helping*"

 

Cole and Dorian's discussion regarding *friendly* fire - rofl

 

Anytime Dorian calls my Quizzy 'Amatus' 

[ComedicSociopathy]

• Cole: Sera. My tongue wants to whistle on the start. Sera. But it has to stay still or the r is a d. Sera. Seda. Seda. De da de da. If you try, you can say it without moving your mouth, see? Serrra. Say it enough and it stops being a word. Sera, Sera, Sera, Sera, Sera, Sera, Serraa.
• Sera: Leave me alone.

[HuldraDancer]

"I once saw bees come out of a man's mouth" -Cole

[CredulousAlloy]

*points to sig*

 

Other great lines that stuck with me (some paraphrased):

 

"I am many things, but I will not be the mother you were to me."

 

"A soul is not forced upon the unwilling, Morrigan. You were never in danger from me."

 

"Men, and the company thereof. As in sex. You have heard of it, I presume?"

 

"Fiona, darling, your dementia is showing."

 

"You conniving little sh*t!"

 

"It's...literature. Smutty literature. They're terrible...and magnificent. And this one ends in a cliffhanger! I know Varric is working on the next, he must be! ...Pretend you don't know this about me."

 

"It's not the Joining. It's not the trappings or the armour. All a Warden is, is a promise. To protect others, even at the cost of your own life."

 

But I could literally be here all night quoting lines I loved, and I haven't even gotten started on the banter yet.

[HighlandBerserkr]

Paraphrasing

Sera: Do all Wardens have beards like yours?

Blackwall: No, I stole them all and all the power that lays within, there can be only one.

[Mewlss]

I have a couple!

 

"It doesn't matter if they remember me. What matters is I helped." - Cole 

 

Dorian: Why is it always so cold? How do you southerners stand it?

Iron Bull: What's the matter? Not enough slaves around to rub your footsies?

Dorian: My footsies are freezing, thank you. 

[Gilsa]

"One day, someone will summarize the terrible events of your life so quickly." -- Flemeth

[AWTEW]

'I was with the hero of feralden when they defeated the archdemon. The maker brought us together, and then I watched her die.In that instant I felt the makers presence grow cold. One moment a cherished child the next..abandoned.'

[Vita Brevis]

Oh my god, I've heard something in the banter between Solas and Blackwall today that easily beat the box judgement and it says something. xD 

 

B: Solas, i have a question. it’s probably going to earn me a fireball to the face.

S: But you’re going to grit your teeth and work through it.

B: You made friends with spirits in the fade. So... um, are there any that are more than just friends? if you know what i mean?

S: Oh for — really!?

B: Look, it’s a natural thing to be curious about!

S: For a twelve year old!

 

Laughed so f*cking loud didn't hear the rest. 

[Wolfen09]

the classic "Well sh*t" was on my top list....

 

the banter between dorian and varric after halamshiral was on my list as well...

 

Dorian:  Varric, when you were at the winter palace, did you meet celene's handmaidens?

 

Varric:  The ones who finished each others sentences?  Yes I did..

 

Dorian:  They were asking me about you.  Personal things...

 

Varric:  *groans* how personal?

 

Dorian:  Something about your chest hair, and whether you're currently... involved with anyone

 

Varric:  Huh... creepy...

[Basement Cat]

Cullen: If you squint, lake Calenhad is shaped like a bunny.

 

Josephine: Perhaps we should take a b...

 

Leliana: Oh! I think I see it!

[PorcelynDoll]

I laugh every single time One Eyed Jimmy says "He's a very special ram"

I don't know why but It amuses me immensely.

[GreenClover]

Oh oh and if Hawke is aggressive and romanced Anders if you ask her what he was like she says "There never was just Anders, he had this voice inside so loud it drowned everything out. Including me." She said that I was like...wow...poetic *wipes tear*

Wait what. So that's an agressive line? I just got that line from my diplomatic Hawke yesterday, and my agressice Hawkes always said something like "Anders was complicated, there was good in him as well as evil". Is this a bug, then? 

[GreenFireCats3]

Alistair (to the sneering demon in the Fade): "Is that the best you can do? I've heard worse from Morrigan!"

[Cyberstrike nTo]

"You know I think we might be related."-Dorian to a human Inquisitor

"Now I feel dirty about all that flirting."-Human Inquisitor

 

"Krim is a man and I don't give a nug's ass that he has a harder time taking a ****** standing up."-Iron Bull

 

"You should seen the chief covered in feathers and acting like the **** of the walk."-Krim

 

"Leliana gave me the note that the Hero of Ferealden sent me, She might left it unopened. Pity. It contains ideas that would make even an Orleasian blush."-Morrigan

[Colonelkillabee]

I laugh every single time One Eyed Jimmy says "He's a very special ram"

I don't know why but It amuses me immensely.

That mission pissed me off. What the hell is so special about it besides the color and why?? I bet it was possessed or something.

 

I wonder what "special" ram tastes like... Inquisition! New mission! Kill that *******'s ram!

[chr0n0mancer]

Quizzy: Get of the war table Cole!
Cole: You're right, I don't belong on here. I'm not a war.

Blackwall: How does a spirit become flesh anyway?
Cole: I don't know. How does a warden become grey?

Basically anytime Cole takes things too literally and weirds everyone out

[Arvaarad]

That mission pissed me off. What the hell is so special about it besides the color and why?? I bet it was possessed or something.

I wonder what "special" ram tastes like... Inquisition! New mission! Kill that *******'s ram!

You might want to try that on your next playthrough. For... reasons. It is a very special ram.

[Colonelkillabee]

You might want to try that on your next playthrough. For... reasons. It is a very special ram.

Ooh really? Hmmm, it's still in that fence. I'll try killing it next time I load up the game.

[Deanna]

GreenClover...you may be right, I was pretty sure it was aggressive Hawke. My diplomatic Hawke said something like "I don't know if he's a hero or a monster, or maybe a little bit of both."...

Well damn now you got me over thinking it lol

[LadyJaneGrey]

With my Lavellan

 

Inquisitor: ...you're very brave.

Dorian: Brave?

Inquisitor: It's not easy to abandon tradition and walk your own path.

 

I imagine he echoes her own words back to her after the temple of Mythal.

[(Disgusted noise.)]

"Don't worry. I'm here. I'll protect you." 

 

Said in a completely non-condescending tone.

 

(I really like when characters don't treat you like some infallible deity.)