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[Gilli]

"You work for me now." Greed Trevelyan, forcing Celene, Gaspard and Briala into a Truce 

[Cyberstrike nTo]

"Damn it! We saved Ferland and their angry at us! We saved Orlais and their angry with us! We closed the Breach...TWICE and now my own hand wants to kill me! Can anything in this F***ing world ever stay fixed?!" -The Inquisitor from Trespasser

[Gilli]

"I AM a Saarebas!" <-- Haya Adaar in Trespasser to the ex-templar Qun-convert in the Deep Roads. (only available for mage!Adaar Inquisitors)

[JD Buzz]

Inky to Alexius, "Blah blah... My cult is better than yours.. I heard that a thousand times..."

Inky to Solas after visiting Haven in a dream, "At least it's better than the dream I had where I stood naked at the war table."

Qunari inky to Hawke, "I AM a horde of rampaging Qunari."

[Exile Isan]

Everything Dorian says the first time you talk to him when you take him to the Winter Palace during WEWH.

 

Dorian: "I half expect my mother to materialize out of the crowd and criticize my manners."

Inquisitor: "What if your mother was here, where would we be then?"

Dorian: "Short one mage as he's lead out by his ear."

 

Just the way Dorian says it, cracks me up.

[Cyberstrike nTo]

Sera: "That's our bells nobbers! We frigging win!"

 

Sera: "If that ****** ruins my honeymoon I'll stick my boot up her Qun!"

 

Sera: "Don't think that taking me old elfy ruins counts as our honeymoon."

 

Iron Bull: "You're the most dangerous person I know a real Sera-bas!"

Sera: "Try to sew my mouth shut and you're a pincushion. With arrows."

Iron Bull: "I don't think they make a thine strong enough to hold your tongue."

Sera: "That is what she said."

[Sifr]

Spending any extended time in Kirkwall will cause falling physically into the Fade to be treated as just another Tuesday;

 

Spoiler

Sarcastic Hawke: If this is the afterlife, the Chantry owes me an apology... it looks nothing like the Maker's bosom.

 

The Inquisitor completely demolishing Florianne's entire plans, while doing so in the politest manner;

 

Spoiler

Inquisitor: We owe the court one more show, Your Grace.

Florianne: Inquisitor.

Inquisitor: The eyes of every noble in the Empire are upon us, Your Grace. Remember to smile.

 

In Hushed Whispers is a goldmine when it comes to one liners;

 

Spoiler

Inquisitor: All this for me? And here I didn't get Alexius anything.

Dorian: Send him a fruit basket, everyone loves those.

 

As is Leliana's assessment of the situation;

 

Spoiler

Inquisitor: Wasn't that kind of him, what does Alexius say about me?

Leliana: He was so complimentary, we are certain he wants to kill you.

 

Cole giving us too much information when it comes to Blackwall's crush on Josie;

 

Spoiler

Cole: "Sweet, soft and silky. Her dress... and also under the dress". Are you going to talk to Josephine?

Blackwall: Maker's balls, get out of my mind, will you?! You make me sound like a dirty old b*****d!

 

Most of the banter between Blackwall and Sera;

 

Spoiler

Blackwall: Right, how does it end?

Sera: The tavern tale?

Blackwall: C'mon, you left off elbow deep in... circumstances. That can't be it.

Sera: That wasn't her name.

 

Especially what can only be described as "Sex Ed with Sera";

 

Spoiler

Sera: You're all shy! What, you think you can't treat her right?

Blackwall: No, it's not...

Sera: I'll show you, I just need a peach. A ripe one. Because if you do it right... ripe... down there.

Blackwall: Please, no peaches. Ripe or otherwise.

Sera: Well I can't teach you bananas, that'd be like showing you swords! Oh, remember! Do not use it like a sword!

Blackwall: How do I make this stop?