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[The Devlish Redhead]

Post your expriences in video game logic

For instance?

Farcry 2 logic: Vehicle gets shot up, hit by rockets. Pops hood, and "ratchets" the engine. Which bolt in particular, who knows, but damned if it existed would put auto repair outta business.

Crouching behind a wall always heals wounds [even a headshot] while crouched behind a wall the enemy will never rush your position. when fighting any Giant alien Boss their weak spots will always glow.

Jumping in first person shooters... Because everyone jumps in a shootout.

Walking over something laying on the ground automatically ends up attaching to your body.

Finding ammunition laying on the ground will not only merge and fill up a current magazine in your pocket but will split off and create a new one with the remaining bullets.

You are not carrying a backpack but you have an inventory of 50 guns and various grenades...... You can drive places and stuff and if you do die you can still crawl on the ground till a friend waves their arms around you and you heal or you hit the E key and hold till you revive yourself.

Oh and hellbugs kill you but they don't actually have a biting animation.

You can run down a busy road and jump moving cars and not be hit by them, and if you do get hit by them just stand still for a few seconds on the side of the same road and  your health improves........

Dying teleports you into a hospital where you are instantly revived but have to travel miles and miles to get back home.

[Dominus]

Nearly Every RPG:

Spoiler

Rock Band: I'm part of an unknown band who gets millions of fans at concerts playing other people's music.

[Gravisanimi]

1. My dating ability would shoot through the roof.
2. I'd be able to change my gender on the second play through
3. No one will question my fashion choices if it protects me well.
4. No one cares if I take their stuff, because it isn't locked up or marked in red.
5. I can solve anything with a good enough Speech check.

[FraQ]

I just need to hide in this trash can till the cops lose interest and give up. Should only take about 15-20 seconds!

[The Devlish Redhead]

I would noclip into your house and watch you sleep

 

OMG I love this .........

 

and "ghostmode" for when you want to walk somewhere you are not allowed and no one will notice you, even if you are naked.

[The Love Runner]

Activate god-tier cheat codes!! Lol.

[MrGDL87]

It would be "Game Over"

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

I think everyone can agree a quicksave function would be a godsend IRL. 

[Althix]

not just quicksave but rather save load in general

[Killdren88]

Use the Console commands and use God mode and infinite ammo and take a visit to North Korea.

[mybudgee]

... I would need a few green mushrooms. Or at least a Fire-flower

[Han Shot First]

Shooter logic:

 

Pistols are more accurate than assault rifles and often have greater range.

 

Machine guns are wildly inaccurate.

 

Dual-wielding is effective.

 

Backblast? What Backblast? 

 

Flak jackets stop bullets.

 

Windage and elevation adjustments don't need to be made.

 

First Aid packs cure everything. Sucking chest wound? What sucking chest wound?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

 

It's 3D, but you can only go in two directions and all you can do is fight!

[The Devlish Redhead]

If life was like Skyrim:
You can run around with 300 kilograms on your back, but if you pickup even a little flower, you can't walk and pretty much crawl around.

Or if the world was like Minecraft:
You can carry around a cubic kilometer or so of blocks. In real life, a container ship would be a single man carrying 10 000 containers worth of stuff in his backpack as he peddles the ocean.

Dragon Age Origins:

OMG I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE... oooh nice gift, now it's not so bad. Oh wait i like you. I really like you. Now i love you.

 

Think Far Cry is bad?

Battlefield:

Hold a welder to any random part of a tank and it repairs. Or a car. And bombs don't hurt if they're from a friend.

Also a defibrilator can save your regardless of you condition and medpacks spread a magic aura that heals wirelessly.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Dragon Age Origins:

OMG I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE... oooh nice gift, now it's not so bad. Oh wait i like you. I really like you. Now i love you.

 

Think Far Cry is bad?

 

Buy me a house and I'll be your loyal servant!

[EarthboundNess]

[ObserverStatus]

Or if the world was like Minecraft:
You can carry around a cubic kilometer or so of blocks. In real life, a container ship would be a single man carrying 10 000 containers worth of stuff in his backpack as he peddles the ocean.

2304 cubic meters, actually, but if it's all gold, that's about 45 thousand tons. Minecraft man is strong enough to lift an amphibious assault ship.

[The Devlish Redhead]

2304 cubic meters, actually, but if it's all gold, that's about 45 thousand tons. Minecraft man is strong enough to lift an amphibious assault ship.

 

That bit at the end of your post didn't work.......Where is the .jpg?

[breakdown71289]

But I thought LIFE was already a game?

 

 

 

[Nattfare]

But I thought LIFE was already a game?
 

 

I remember that game.

[Eternal Phoenix]

I'll be constantly sending bug reports to the admin (God) through chat asking him to fix this crappy game. The last patch was 2000 years ago...when he sent moderator Jesus down here to change the gameplay slightly but the game is still ****.

 

>2015

>game still doesn't even have a save and reload system.

[Elhanan]

Time to go back to a prior Save....

[leighzard]

No one will question my fashion choices if it protects me well.

 

And the converse: trampy outfits with boob windows make me impervious to all forms damage.

 

That actually would've come in hand back in college when I went out partying in western Massachusetts in the dead of winter.